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Germany or Argentina?

p.s. What do the PFS players in the winning country get?

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Purple Fluffy CatBunnyGnome wrote:
Stuff

I love Z pie!

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Michael Brock wrote:
Thank you for the compliment. It is appreciated.

You smell nice.

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members of my party? you mean the food they shipped me with?

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BITE THEM!

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You're still a big softy and I'm not scared.

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Dragnmoon wrote:
Bob Jonquet wrote:
but as of yet has not waivered on not making them available for general consumption.
But I have a great recipe for Goblin Liver stew I want to cook!!!! ;)

Catch me if you can!

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BURNS IT! BURNS THE MAGIK BOOKS AND STEALS THE YELLOW SHINYS!

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RAGE!

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Me not evul!

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Michael Brock wrote:
Just print the pages from the PRD that you will need to utilize as a GM.

Ninja'd!

1d20 + 22 ⇒ (14) + 22 = 36 attack for 1d4 - 1 + 9d6 ⇒ (4) - 1 + (3, 4, 5, 4, 2, 5, 2, 4, 4) = 36 damage!

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Andrew Christian wrote:
So that say Don in Boston gets to give an Andoran Drinking Mug out while Kyle in Atlanta gets to give a Qadiran Phoenix Feather.

What about Kyle in Seattle? Or Kyle in Detroit? too many Kyles...

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James Jacobs wrote:
HangarFlying wrote:
Woah! More than a dragon? Hmmmmm...goblins would be glorious!
It's not goblins. It's a lot bigger than goblins.

Giant (simple template) Goblins!

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Todd Lower wrote:
The Gold Goblin wrote:
I like stars.
Really?? Why is that? :-)

SHINY!

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I like stars.

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nosig wrote:
ah... how does all this on siege engines relate to Spellbooks?

Because a Wizard's time is better spent firing a siege weapon than casting a spell. Obviously.

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TwoWolves wrote:
As for unique items, my cleric has access to a Sword of Station...

How dare you pass judgement on me! I'm telling the truth, I swear!

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Deidre Tiriel wrote:
...

*blink* *blink*

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MORE SPIFF!

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Chris Mullican wrote:
These forums, while spiffy, are not spiffy enough. :P

THEA! WE NEED MORE SPIFF!

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Alexander_Damocles wrote:

*wanders in*

*looks around*

*carefully backs on out*

Get him CBG!

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Purple Fluffy CatBunnyGnome wrote:
Kolossal Ego wrote:
It's really too bad that I'm taking up so much room in the 5-star mansion. You'd be a perfect fit (in the attic).
looks around for a pin to pop the ego a Bunny needs her space dang it

I wouldn't do that if I were you. Can you imagine what's inside? I heard it's the captured screams of a thousand tormented souls.

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I want in on this!

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Purple Fluffy CatBunnyGnome wrote:

mmmm fire

runs and gets the marshmellows and chocolate

We could have a Smug Smiles bon fire! Burrrrrn heeeem!

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Purple Fluffy CatBunnyGnome wrote:

uh .. you told me you liked that kind of thing ...

hides the tub of vasoline

You're doing it wrong! Vasoline isn't flamable! We need fire! Lots of fire!

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Gravy? Where?!

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Dan Luckett wrote:
Care Baird wrote:
One more VC whose PC has died at my table.

I wasn't a VC at the time. Doesn't count. You'll have to kill him again for credit.

*writes down in BOLD, DARK, UNDERLINED letters, "Do not let Kyle GM for you....EVER. If he says he needs another player for a legal table, listen to Admiral Ackbar..."*

IT'S A TARP!

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I'm worried that Feral will rear his ugly head again and again. :-)

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o_O

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Do eeet!

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Dan Luckett wrote:
Wait, I thought this thread was about GM's giving out Jerky at their table? That's not good?

Mmmmm... jerrrrrky.

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Joseph Caubo wrote:
Red herrings do not add to this discussion

But they taste good battered and deep fried! NOM NOM NOM

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FIREBALL!

It's really just me shooting my bow.

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Painlord wrote:

As far as classes I can't stand: none, really. Go nuts.

-Pain

What about the special playtest class called the "Kyle Baird?" I heard it's a mix of gunslinger, magus, ninja, bard, barbarian, and troll.

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Excellent question! Here are two of my most memorable moments oh Mighty Overlord:

#29: The Devil We Know Part I - Shipardyard Rats
Gen Con 2009
GM: Szarkel

Spoiler:
Our party is below deck beating on some half-orc goons when we the voice of a woman yell for her goons to come above deck. Thinking fast, the party's half-orc disguises himself as one of her goons and hurries up to talk to her. She asks a couple of simple questions, none of which he can answer until he says, "uh... Surprise?!" and flings a hand axe at her.

This was memorable because it was my first second time playing PFS and first time at a convention (Gen Con of all things). The hilarity lies in the great roleplaying of a low charisma half-orc fighter. It was a great idea on paper, but its failure made it memorable.

#2-16: The Flesh Collector
Who's Yer Con 2011
GM: Todd Morgan

Spoiler:
We participated in a midnight madness and the first night we essentially completed the scenario, except that we didn't completely get rid of the ghost. We decided to play again the following night and head back to the monstary to take her out for good. Great idea, right? No. Apparently she's buddy buddy with a freaking purple worm. I spent several rounds in the belly of that thing with no way out. I had never felt so hopeless as a PC and to be clear, I greatly enjoyed this experience.

I think I found this experience memorable primarily because of the table composition and an EPIC GMing performance. Combining those with a great encounter combination certainly helped.

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Todd Morgan wrote:
More than one post, Mark is disqualified!

Bahahahhahaha! *evil grin*

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TwilightKnight wrote:
Painlord wrote:
Byle Kaird
This beast definitely needs to be outlawed ;-)

Gets heem!

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Quack!

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Mark Moreland wrote:
Goblin fetus ears on the other hand...

NOM NOM NOM

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What a great question! ;-)

I'd like to see an extra Pathfinder Society Scenario published.

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Doug Doug wrote:
...but if you were new to the organized play system and started reading about sub-tiers (mea culpa), playing up, playing down, playing out of tier and fractional APLs your head might start to spin.

You spin my head right round...

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James Jacobs wrote:


Are you just trying to have the last word on the topic? Because I can always cheat by locking the thread if I want... ;-P

Word!

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Holy smurf that's a lot of half-orcs!

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MUHUHAHAHAHA.

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The Earl of Sandwich wrote:
...what is the policy on young children at Paizocon?

They must come preseasoned. We'll supply the bbq pit.

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Shoanti Jim wrote:

Goblins? Meh. Release the colossal Iron Golems and Fire Elementals!

- Shoanti Jim, Battlepriest of Gorum

Meh? Whats you gots against goblins?!

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The Computer wrote:
...release the Goblins.

Burns them!

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Imagine what my brains are worth! Solid GOLD I tell ya!

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I mate meeples.

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Cannon Lawyer wrote:
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's so 2000-LATE..

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