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I did miss Mako reading the Nemedian Chronicles intro.

That and for me: Poledouris.

"aaaarrrroooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo!"

*AROOOOOO*

So Beldan and Pip are out scouting....

Rawr!

"I assure you, it's taken from one of the higher planes."

ROFL

plus we've been going 2 months, I have the third book allready, and the professor's not even in the ground yet......not that I'm complaining or anything; I think it's far out.

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<A large hound runs through the old bury patch.>

*ROOF*

KILL, KILL, KILL...!

Miss ya Shiny. Peace, bro!

*aroooOOOOOOOOooooo*

*WOOF*

<Cheering Stig on.>

"ARRRRRRRROOOOOOOoooooooooooooo!"

Whenever y'all are ready, rattle off some positions;

initiative is beat a 12.

1d20 ⇒ 5

AROOOO!

Yes.

Is the value in print somewhere? +3 silver blade that changes shape to your best weapon?

*sniff*
*cough, sneeze*
*sniff*
*cough, sneeze*
*sniff*
*cough, sneeze*
*sniff*
*cough, sneeze*
*sniff*
*cough, sneeze*

Bleah

"AROOOOOoooooo!"

Back from Boracay. Loose ends of getting a temporary apt. in a foreign country mostly tied up. Life good. Now able to follow thread.

Hey guys. Looks like my IP got included in some kind of crackdown. And then boom. Suddenly today the internet works again for me. For the last two weeks (or more) I have barely been able to surf pages outside of China, (I got out a few times) and every time I turned on my VPN to slice the firewall they just shut down my connection. Had something to do with Egypt I think and somewhere locally someone must have suggested Chinese do the same.

Anyway two more weeks and a bit before I am breathing the sweet air of freedom again permanently. I am now an itinerant copywriter, and will be chilling (or roasting) by a swimming pool in the tropics, very very soon, with Radavel.

So is Stig still alive?

*SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP*

so much yummy food everywhere!

There's a fourth Laundry book as well as some other things forthcoming. Check out his Facebook page.

Fourth? You mean there's a third? F&$! facebook, I'm going to Amazon.

Off to read the Jennifer Morgue.

A most awesome series. I wonder if Stross has another one coming?

Tenser smells somethin. But it aint troll.

"Ro rolls Riggy."

*SNIFF*
*SNIFF*
*SNIFF*
*SNIFF*

oh, yeah; I forgot the dog too.
It never gets killed for some reason.
It's like "Riot Dog." Skilz.

Does Scooby Doo die? No.

Anyway, I gotta do his stats again for Stig's level. May be time to up the amulet's power too.

<Wags tail.>

"Ruh HUH!!"

<Licks Elgan. Sniffs his ass.>

For Shiny: The dog is wearing an amulet of intelligence.

We could eat her.

The cat eats the fish in one gulp.

<Tenser sits and cokcs his head to the side thinking... that anything which eats like that mustn't be so bad.>

"Rice run"

<Stig grabs Tenser's collar...>

"Nae Tenser."

"Rase ritty?"

"gGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"

<Licking Stiggy's face.>

"Riggy!"

“Wow, good thinking Elgan! But … you couldn’t have conjured a bigger hut? I don’t mean to seem ungreatful, it’s just that I can’t feel my leg but I CAN smell Stig’s whisky breath … Oh hello Hnoss. Um. Wow. Um, didn’t we buy a wand or two of endure elements? Would that be a good thing to use now?”

Isn't that what Beldan has in his pocket?

<Tenser, refusing to lay still, keeps climbing over the human pile, clawing people in the face, sniffing ass and genitals, and leaving slobbery nose-prints in everyone's crotches.>

Elgan checks on Stig, and seeing that he's merely snookered, leaves him lying in the snow and makes his way over to Tenser and the sled o' happiness. He produces a wooden cup, taps the keg to fill the cup and re-corks it. He takes a sip, and then offers the cup to Tenser.

'I say my fine canine, your master certainly does know how to pick a good beverage! Hm, If I were to load master Stigwold's ,... er,... massively ,... er, muscular, self onto the sled, do you think you could pull him for bit so that he can regain his strength?' The druid asks the dwarf's best friend.

"Ruh huh!"

*SLORP SLORP SLORP*

right on...the side is 1-31.....instead of 1-20. top goes out to x. The ranks a-t 30 31 are water; the other side is forest.

Elgan is at m29.
claw is at ij 25-26.
altai is m22.
pip is j19.
gjetost is mn 15-16.
stiggy j12;
hnoss is m9,
and Beldan in the lead at j6.

A trio of massive horrors approaching, knocking down trees once they realize they've been spotted by the pointman.

tuv 1-3,
uvw 5-7,
vwx 9-11.

A vaguely wolflike head mounted with massive bull horns, and eyes that glint with cunning; scaly plated hide,...four arms; two spindly, human, almost an afterthought; two bedecked with crab pinscers....burbling through the tugley wood....

Initiative.

beat a
1d20

Thinking

What are you guys voting for at the moment?

They're trying to decide the best leadership to drag them into the abyss.

"ARROOOOOOOOO!"

muttley

Same voice actor as Scooby Doo... and Tenser.

<Tenser feeds on pulverized Gish.>

<Wandering around pissing on trees. Hears Stiggy.>

"RoRONS?"

<Still pulling the vodka sled, Tenser marks nearby snowbanks with curly yellow dog signatures.>

Arooooooo!

Altai Iscarni wrote:

I like the idea of getting a wand of Endure elements. How about getting two more - Resist energy and [7]Protection from energy[/i]? Total cost of those two is 15750 gold - or 3150 for each of us.

Done. Beldan's happy to throw in the cash.

[ooc]Group wands, done

Poor kruely's got a tonna s~%& to read.

Ha

"from which hag's coot

came his beardlice ?
that now, the barber,
comes for trimming?"

You're like a regular f#$*ing Shakespeare.

"AroooooooO!"

"Oh, and what a nice doggy...here's some snossiges and nice coconut pie."

<Tenser, who looks like a pregnant bich after cleaning up the leftovers of the last melee, continues to gorge himself on anything she gives him, not to mention any crumbs that Stig drops.>

<Tenser looks away, sniffs Beldan's ass, scans the perimeter of the room, and forgets the meat. He pads away and starts sniffing along the baseboards... If there are any.>

<Looks up at Stig and Altai.>

"Ro?"

<Unmuzzles himself from the cauldron of eyeballs, and jerks his head around sending trailers of drool out across the floor.>

"Ruts?"

<Runs at the torso, grabs it and hauls it out. Starts tearing into it.>

Now he's sucking 20 pounds of meat of a hambone.

<Tenser wolfs it down as it falls out the bottom--while doing so occasionally vomiting and vigorously re-eating his servings.>

<Tenser charges the cauldron and starts wolfing down eyeballs.>

He pets the eating Tenser, who snaps at the potential threat to his gory repast; he backs up a bit, then.....

"utterly.....amazing!!!"

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

"RIANT RUTS!"
*SLURP*
*SLURP*
*SLURP*
*SLURP*
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