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12 posts. Alias of Emperor7.


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Teddy Ruxpin likes BttH!


Chubbs McGee wrote:

I always end up lurking in this thread and never saying anything.

Hi guys! :)

Welcome!


I love you. You love me...


Patrick Curtin wrote:
Mothman wrote:
Kajehase wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Those who know me, know to call me Patrick. I don't like Pat, but I do put up with it because people can't seem to help themselves.
I think I'll call you Curtains from now on.
Oh that is not a good idea. I didn't know / had forgotten that Patrick didn't like 'Pat' but I know he REALLY doesn't like 'Curtain'.
When you've had your last name habitually misspelled like I have, it gets wearying. It has caused me no end of bureaucratic bullhonkery over the years.

Does this mean I can't call you Snuggles anymore?


Lets' sing a song!

I love you, you love me....


Shall I sing you a song?


Priestess of Moorluck wrote:
I think someone needs an exorcist.

Try it, man-thing! Try it, and you'll think Chucky was the most gentle doll ever made. Err...spawned.


I'm Teddy Ruxpin, be my friend,
Or you shall meet an untimely end.
You shall shake and you shall weep,
Unless you count on me to keep.
Don't mind my eyes that glow like fire,
Unless you choose to risk my ire.
Sing with me my wilting song,
And hear me talk all night long.
Ignore your parents when they do protest,
They soon shall go to their eternal rest.

I'm Teddy Ruxpin, the last friend you'll ever need.


taig wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
Gorged on Taig-alongs last night, so my buddy's niece could earn her merit badger. ;)

LOL!

I also like your Teddy Ruxpin alias.

Thx. Too bad there's not a creepy teddy bear avvy. I'd add in singing/rhyming posts and everyone would be really creeped out.

Funny RL sitch - My dog feels the need to take over and kill any talking stuffed animal we bring in the house. She still drags out the broken Jeffrey giraffe every now and then to throttle its neck.


Snuggle wrote:
Teddy Ruxpin wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Teddy Ruxpin wrote:
The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:
bm
BM? *giggle*

book mark

not bowel movement

suuuurrrree... *giggle*

gotta find the right avvy for this alias

Who let the stupid f*@*ing bear in?

Or this one. A Dire Teddy Ruxpin. "YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME! NOW!


Crimson Jester wrote:
Teddy Ruxpin wrote:
The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:
bm
BM? *giggle*

book mark

not bowel movement

suuuurrrree... *giggle*

gotta find the right avvy for this alias


The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:
bm

BM? *giggle*