Reiner's Tigerskin Rug's page

But ask yourself who is a mass of scar tissue, and who has a beautiful pristine body?

I would say that I do, and look where it got me...

I moonlight as a vibrating foot rest (small stool not included).

The next poster does a fair bit of moonlighting themselves.

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I believe that he meant "purr". Which is what I used to be able to do, until that is, the day in which I...no longer could.

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It wasn't me, not my style.

*Attacks Vidmaster7.*

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My fellow skin rug.

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*Serves as a feature of the main dining room or the antechamber before the Count's quarters.*

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*Has evidence in it's mouth that KahnyaGnorc was the director of all the risque films that IHIYC starred in.*

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*Is once again confused, but now believes that the forum is broken.*

*Is now confused. Didn't the squat just tell at and insult Reiner not Fester? Still makes sense either way though.*

*Growls at having accidentally said craven when crash was the word to use.*

*Sees Sepron knock Cluny the Scourge flying, causing the rat person to craven into Scared Table (who is then turned into a broken pile of wood and splinters), spilling all of the drinks.*

*Gives Scared Table a "not funny" look.*

That joke is not funny.

Can't comment, just an enchanted rug made from a tiger.

*Leaps up angrily by the insulting remark and being placed in an appallingly furnished boudoir and starts snarling at Comte de Malodor hostilely.*

The waiting is now over...

*Bounds towards Comte de Malodor like an awkward flying carpet and mauls the fool to death (but leaves the maid, she's alright).*

*Despite being mere enchanted taxidermy, is aware that only people who have heard of (or researched) the Beast Quest series will understand who Malvel The Dark Wizard is talking about.*

Beyond that, still waiting and watching...

If sleep were possible, then this would...

But the vigil is constant and unending...

So there's nothing to do but wait...

And watch...

Still just lays there...

Still waiting...

Still watching...

Just lays there...

Waiting...

Watching...