President o the Fat Hasslehoffs's page

President o the Fat Hasslehoffs wrote:

Vomit Guy wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

There is so much love here Vomit guy just needs to show up and help spread it around.

I do feel the love....

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRFFF!

Oops, by bad. That was just breakfast I felt.

I feel it too.... I should have moved my foot.

Care for some oatmeal?

Here I thought you were more of a scotch kind of guy.

I always found that scotch and oatmeal go together like peanut butter and bacon.

Crimson Jester wrote:

There is so much love here Vomit guy just needs to show up and help spread it around.

I do feel the love....

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRFFF!

Oops, by bad. That was just breakfast I felt.

I feel it too.... I should have moved my foot.

Care for some oatmeal?

SPLOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTCH!

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRPH!

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRL!

Vomit guy!!! Haven't seen you in a while. Care for some cottage cheese? It's low fat!

PUDDING! PUDDING! PUDDING!

Actually, that sounds pretty good. I'm going to go get some.

And Strawberries and Cream.

Yes! I concur, let's all eat Strawberries and Cream.

I like chocolate milk!

ME TOO!!!!

Erik Mona wrote:

Tons of people have come up to me on the exhibitor floor and thanked us for sticking with 3.5. Tons.

Considering the size of the stereotypical gamer, this might not actually be that many people. ;)

Hmm...

Now, anybody want some pudding?

President o the Fat Hasslehoffs wrote:

Why Vomit Guy?! You look hungry, may I offer you some pudding?

Why yes, thank you...uh oh....here it comes.....

Splooooooooooorrrrrrrtch!

CLEAN UP, PUDDING AISLE!

Big Jake wrote:

ericthecleric wrote:

It's a bit like discovering that Frankenstein's Monster can talk. ;-)

Ah.... but can he sing Putting on the Ritz?

If you're blue and you don't know where to go to

Why don't you go where fashion sits...
Puttin on uh Witz

Why Vomit Guy?! You look hungry, may I offer you some pudding?

I think Razz needs a gentle hug and some cookies...

And possibly some pudding.

I see now what you were going for. It's all the clearer once explained, but unfortunately my 60s pop-culture knowledge is only slightly better than my 00s pop-culture knowledge, which is pretty weak. ;)

Your skills are weak... but they can be trained.

Not be me though, I'm just a fat guy with a bowl of pudding.

As the President of the Fat Hasslehoffs, and the leader of The League of Extraordinary Fat Men, I want to wish you
Happy Pudding....
no, that's not right....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

(Though pudding would be nice).

*makes a big apple-peach pie for consumption*

MMMMMMM.... PIE!!!

They could write a clause that includes you having to pay them a dollar and a donut for every mipselled word in your product. We won't see that clause, but what WotC legally can include is pretty wide open. Guessing what they will...

Man if I was Wizards of the Coast, I'd certainly put that line about the donut in....mmmmm donuts...

Lights a grease fire, then searches frantically for a fire extinguisher to put it out.

Vomit Guy wrote:

Splooooorrrrrtch

He said "something will spring up", yes, but I'm quite sure he wasn't talking about spaghetti... ;)

I'm sure that's what I stepped in.

Splooorrrttcchh

You sure do eat a lot of spaghetti Vomit Guy!

Sploooooorrrtch

Vomit Guy, you do raise a valid point about cycles and phases, but I just don't see what spaghetti has to do with.

PUDDING!!!!

I mean SMURF!!!

Coridan wrote:

Not having any effects of pregnancy just kills any sense of immersion and defeats the purpose of having a pregnancy.

...the purpose of having a pregnancy?

DO IT FOR THE CHILDREN!!!

PUDDING!!!

I just noticed the Humor part of the post got cut...here's what was left out. (We all need more humor! Or humour, if that's your spelling.)

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On Meeting Your Co-Workers
James Jacobs: "BULMAHN!"
JasonBulmahn: "JACOBS!"
James Jacobs: <secret KFC bento box handshake>
Lilith: "KFC Bento? That's scary."
James Jacobs: "It is."
JasonBulmahn: <SKFC to you too sir>

On Strange Internet Links
Jason Bulmahn does not follow any links James sends around...has been burned before...cannot unsee some things.

On Cosmo's Hasselhoff Animated GIF
Blazej: "No. Just no."
James Jacobs: "I haven't seen it!"
Rambling Scribe: "That was so wrong."
Karelzarath: "It's the kind of thing you have to gouge your eyes out after looking at."
CD Lurking: "Lilith can you censor the Hoff from this board please ? :cry:"
Rambling Scribe: "I don't want to look. It's a train wreck."
Link is provided.
Blazej: "Must. Resist. Urge. To. Click. Link."
Rambling Scribe: "Don't do it dude."
Blazej: "Grrrr."
James Jacobs: "Holy s&#!."
Hal Jordan: "Oh for the love of god. NO"
James Jacobs: "I need to buy Cosmo a coffee for discovering that."
Mothman: "Oh...THAT one. It haunts."
Rambling Scribe: "It was edited out of Hook mountain. Don't look."
Hal Jordan: "I am slain!"
James Jacobs: "That's like access to weapons grade plutonium, internet style."
JasonBulmahn: "AHHHHHHHHHH!"
Blazej: "Groan, link.. must click."
Hal Jordan: "WARRIOR SHOT THE FOOD, nooooo..."
The Last Rogue: "I made my Will save."
Mothman: "I got sent that at work a few years ago ... opened it with the boss standing behind me.... THAT took some explaining."
Daigle: "Full dose of Hoff-crotch!"

As the President o the Fat Hasslehoffs, i almost feel sorry for posting this fact on "Lords of the Boards"... Course Cosmo didn't have to post the gif in response to my post... Just be glad David Hasslehoff, isn't a FAT HASSLEHOFF.