| Full Name |
President and Supreme Chancellor of the Institute of Fat Hasslehoff's and Plump Brad Pitt's |
| Race |
Human |
| Classes/Levels |
Expert 3rd/Noble 7th |
| Gender |
Male |
| Size |
Medium |
| Age |
9099 |
| Special Abilities |
Can call a meeting of The Fat Hasslehoff's at any time, and can summon 3 times a day The League of Extraordinary Fat Men |
| Alignment |
N |
| Deity |
The Suprem Lord and Saviour... Chuck Norris |
| Location |
The Hall of Hoagies, or the Fat Cave |
| Languages |
English, Fatmen |
| Occupation |
Uh.. President of the Fat Hasslehoff's |
| Strength |
10 |
| Dexterity |
8 |
| Constitution |
11 |
| Intelligence |
13 |
| Wisdom |
15 |
| Charisma |
16 |
