Just HOW much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck happened to be level 20? What's the DC for having a succubus make me a sandwich? Alternatively, what's the DC for having her meet my parents? Ninja velociraptors: Yes or no?
Prince of Persia was a good movie... except for the ostrich-race organizer. Ewww anachronisms and politics in my fantasy! Are you kidding? I loved that bit about small businesses and taxes. I was cracking up the entire time.
Law enforcement would be hella easier. "Think he did it Frank?" "One sec Bob; DETECT EVIL." Of course, you'd also have those a+@~!&* ranger cops with 'Favored Races'...
Will those wedding ceremonies be detailed in Romance of the Inner Sea? ^_^ And will they detail the proceedings for that natural side effect of marriage we all know as divorce? (Because I swear if she thinks she's getting half the loot I made while killing dragons, she's got another thing coming)
If you had to pick between two different types of dinosaur sized undergarments, would you prefer... Briefs? Or Boxers?
WE'RE THE PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE! Nuff said.
If by American Lion you mean mountain lion, then I gotta go with that. Otherwise, sabretooth! ^ In hindsight, a link would have been a good idea. Thanks!
Tell me, oh cat loving dinosaur... American Lion, or Sabretooth tiger?
... That explains so much.
... There is literally. A. God. Damn. Fly. In. My. Soup. COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSMMMOOO
In the South, iced tea is normally only a delivery mechanism for sugar and caffeine. But mostly sugar. If you're not in danger of diabetes, you're doing it wrong.
I'm from the South. I take my sugar with tea in it.Not sure what sort of tea you would want. I've got some Earl Grey, Black I managed to score.*Gathers up the nuts that Clausewitz von Gerbil didn't hide well enough and presents them on a silver platter to Rysky as a peace offering.*What, no tea? ^ Southern sweet tea hnnng Heated first. Sugar poured in so that it'll melt in the tea. Serve with ice. Hnnnng
Fantastic! There IS, of course, the proper documentation required for possessing a pe- *raises an eyebrow as he adjusts his spectacles* Am I to understand you wish to engage in a bout of litigation, good sir? Because if that be the case... (Grins) I'll be happy to indulge. The document, if you please?
You, sir, just earned yourself a free beer if you're ever around my neck of the woods. Well said.
My two cents, for what they're worth: If you actually feel an emotional response towards characters you've made, then well done sir. You are doing storytelling (which is really all that tabletop games are about) the RIGHT way. Your character should be a product of you, something you've fashioned and crafted within your mind. You should feel proud when they triumph. You should be sad when they suffer. This is, after all, something you've crafted yourself. Should it rule your life? No. You are NOT defined by the characters you've made within this game, just as an painter is not defined by their work. If your character makes you happy when he or she triumphs, then good for you. And you are entitled to feel down if a character fails. But life goes on, and I certainly hope you don't believe that you have only a limited amount of characters to craft.
Fantastic! There IS, of course, the proper documentation required for possessing a pe- Madam? Oh b%&$*&#s.
Excuse me for cutting in... As far as lesser know fantasy films go (assuming you consider fantasy as anything including concepts outside of the norm that ya just can't explain with your physics book), Highlander needs to be there. Ignoring for a second that the swordplay was... Lackluster, to say the least, that movie captured my imagination ever since my uncle mike sat me down to watch it ten years ago.
(Sighs) Oh, and for sure Flash Gordan. There is no way you're telling me a setting with hawkmen and evil princesses is Sci Fi. Sorrynotsorry. Oh, I suppose that Solomon Kane movie that came out awhile ago deserves mention too, even if it wasn't QUITE what I wanted from it. (Needed more blackpowder goodness)
If I were a Bard, a paladin, or even a Bloodrager, I'd agree, but I hardly ever use spells as a ranger. Might just be me being me though XD I've never been one to cast a spell when the opportunity to hatch a daring plan will do.
Two sides of the same coin my friend. The most innovative people tend to be called insane until everyone finally comes around. |
