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Easter can get weird.

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Hallucinogenic Fever Dream wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:
Captain Yesterday, Brut Squad wrote:

Sometimes I think I'm getting baited into a sarcastic response.

"Excuse me, do you know the price for this" the lady asked as she flourished her hand at the sale sign that said exactly how much it cost in bold twelve inch tall letters.

Eye twitches, ever so slightly.

The thing to do is to stare at her intently for a couple of seconds and then say,

'Yes, I know. But do I really know? Does anybody?'

It is very important to maintain eye contact throughout.

Like, whoa dude. Deep.

It just ends up being a rock in the parking lot of Wendy's, man.

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Also, finally jumped the shark of 400 aliases. I'm working on something for this one I swear!