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Paizo and his pirates boldly sailed into the port city of Aquarius on his new ship named The Blue Mermaid. The pirates with swords drawn ran off the plank into the city, and they stole 40 jugs of Aquarian Ale. They also took food and other personal items before running back onto the ship and sailing out. One of the pirates knew some wind spells, so the ship left the port quickly.

"Well done pirates," Paizo said as they sailed away. "We scared the fight out of them! They just...let us take their loot. We are all going to be rich one day, just as soon as I figure out what they use for money."

The Aquarians were confused. In their city everything is shared. They had no concept of stealing. The pirates could have just asked for the items they took and they would have given it to them. They decided to go to the Aqua Buddha to seek his wisdom...

Isaac Newton also had a literal belief in the Bible, so what does that tell you?

Paizo, from the Island of Paizo, finally got his new ship built. The recent tidal wave (from the Destroyer Head crashing into the Aquarian Ocean) set him back a while, but his crew got the work done. He had about 40 "pirates-in-training" now, both men and women and one he wasn't sure about. It would be awhile before he could call them real pirates.

Their first job was a simple one. They needed ale, and the only place he need that had any was the city of Aquarius. That was where the "Aqua Buddha" lived under a Dome of Water. What a stupid name! It should easy pirating from them. Paizo made it sure to tell his crew they were not thieves! Thieves were lowly scum who stole from those weaker than them, he told them.

"We are not mere thieves who steal from babies at night. WE ARE PIRATES, AND WE HAVE A CODE! I will make sure to write it down for you all one day. Not let's move out!" Paizo ordered his men to push the ship into the ocean.

The ship needed a name, so he decided to name it the first thing he saw in the ocean. He looked and saw a blue skinned mermaid in the water waving up at them. He decided to call her The Blue Mermaid.

The tidal wave caused extensive damage to Paizo's new pirate ship. However, more fisherman shipwrecked on his island, so he had more material to work with. Soon he would have a new ship, a new crew, and he would need a new name.

"This world needs pirates!" Paizo yelled.

Grodd lay on his bed, in his private chambers, fast asleep. At first, his slumber was dreamless, but then he found himself standing on a beach watching a pirate (who had just called himself 'Paizo' after the island he landed on) order two other men (one human, like the pirate, and the other a human/fish combo) to rebuild a ship to set sail in. Waking up, Grodd pondered as to why he had such a dream, it was then that he came to the conclusion that maybe this 'Paizo' character would make an excellent ally...provided that he can be persuaded of course.

Paizo had to tell the fisherman what a pirate was. Why fish for a fish when you could steal one? They agreed that was easier than fishing all day. More fisherman crashed on his island, so it gave him more material for a much bigger ship. On his old world Paizo was one of many pirates, but on this world he was the first pirate. He could even be the Pirate King!

Then he,heard a mental message from someone claiming to be a "Gorilla God", but he dismissed it as a drunken dream. Then he asked his new crew, "Does this world have any alcohol?"

They all nodded yes and told him about Aquarian Ale in the city of Aquarius...

In the Aquarian Ocean (east of Primeva) a boat landed on the Isle of Paizo. A man stepped off the boat that was sinking. He doesn't remember his name or where he came from, but he does know what he is. He walked along the shore until he saw two fishermen who also crashed on the beach. One of them looked Human, like was, but the other was an odd, aquatic looking mixture of fish and man. It didn't matter to him, because he had sailed with worse.

"Ahoy there," the man said to them. "What island this be called?"

"It has been named Paizo by the Aqua Buddha," the fishy looking man said.

"Paizo? Oh well, that can be my name too then. Come on men, you can sail with me now. Let's get to fixing your ship."

Paizo started telling the men how to fix the ship, because he was good at it. He had been a captain for most of his life he assumed, because most of his memories were gone. However, he did remember one thing: he was a pirate!