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Kobold

Kobold Cleaver's page

Pathfinder Society Member. 13,320 posts (22,089 including aliases). 5 reviews. 2 lists. No wishlists. 3 Pathfinder Society characters. 88 aliases.


Full Name

Kobold "Leave it to" Cleaver

Race

Kobold (smurf template; brony template)

Classes/Levels

Witch 7/Fighter 4

Gender

Who Knows?

Size

Pretty large for a smurfold

Alignment

Lawful Evil

Deity

Papa Smurf/Kurtulmak/Queen Chrysalis

Location

Corvallis, Oregon

Strength 18
Dexterity 10
Constitution 14
Intelligence 20
Wisdom 7
Charisma 7

About Kobold Cleaver

When not slaying adventurers with his trusty +2 kobold bane vorpal cleaver, this peculiar shaman might be helping build up the mighty mushroom empire of the Smurfs.

When doing neither, he is likely in Equestria, where the magical portal transforms him into a changeling. As a changeling, Kobold Cleaver (or Changeling Chopper) assists Chrysalis's hive in combating the efforts of the two puny pony princesses.

Changeling Chopper has gone toe to toe with Princess Luna herself several times. Although his shamanistic magic is powerful, both occasions have ended in a flurry of feathers as an owlbear stumbles upon the battle and eats CC.

Enemies List:
Gargamel and his damn cat — Smurfold Cleaver was created by Gargamel Teter to infiltrate the smurfs. Or to annoy him. Either way, Kobold Cleaver caught on to the scheme and turned against his creator.

Adventurers — Kobold Cleaver quite likes adventurers, actually. They're crunchy.

Clanmates — Look, Trapper Ted, it was either hack up your brother or lose the cleave. I don't waste my namesake feat!

Princess Luna — Best pony my ass.

The Equestrian Owlbear


Respected and Admired List:
Sebastian. Yeah, that's right, YOU'RE NUMBER ONE HERE! AAHAHAHAAHA! VICTORY!

Sebastian wrote:
You are wrong Sebastian. Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!


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