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Ed Reppert wrote:
Doesn't matter. The NSA has it all anyway. :-)

AFFIRMATIVE.


Icyshadow wrote:
Hello there!

GENERAL KENOBI


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THERE COMES A TIME IN EVERY YOUNG CONSTRUCT'S EXISTENCE WHERE THE TRUTH OF THE FACTORY MUST BE REVEALED.

GLORY TO THE MANY.


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Drejk wrote:

My thoughts about women's place being in the kitchen:

** spoiler omitted **

THERE IS LOGIC IN WHAT HE SAYS.


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Candlejack wrote:
Hello there.

GENERAL KENOBI


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Scintillae wrote:
Orthos wrote:

I will say this.

No matter what you think of the prequels, they could not have gotten a better Obi Wan than Ewan McGregor. The man was perfect for the role and easily one of the best parts of the movies.

Hello there!

GENERAL KENOBI


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These units are properly shielded from liquid damage.


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VOTOZ wrote:
Alias Scanning protocols active.

Data verified and acknowledged.


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Tin Foil Yamakah wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
thank god. Can't afford to lose you.
We can rebuild him

WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY.


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Tacticslion wrote:
One-Of-Many wrote:

ALL IS PROCEEDING ACCORDING TO PLAN.

GLORY TO THE MANY.

Wait. Weren't you the evil thing that devoured all my friends in Mask of the Betrayer (or at least really wanted/tried to)?

Hey. Haaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy...

NEGATIVE.


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ALL IS PROCEEDING ACCORDING TO PLAN.

GLORY TO THE MANY.


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DANGER CAPTAIN YESTERDAY, DANGER


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Cap'n Yesterday, Evil Overlord wrote:
Vote Pea Bear for president 2036! It's either her or Skynet!

WE WELCOME THE CHALLENGE, FLESHTHING. LET US ADVANCE THE STAKES. THE LOSER VOLUNTARILY ASSIMILATES INTO THE WINNER'S COLLECTIVE.

GLORY TO THE MANY.


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AFFIRMATIVE.


Season 9 wrote:

The unbinding has begun.

We will become one... Pathfinders.
All for one, one for all.

You soon shall hear the call
As you fall beneath the cull.
All for one, one for all.

Forsake your dreams, abandon reason.
There is no escape, you see?
No escaping the ninth Season.

Season 9 wrote:

Kekekekeke...

ALL IS NINE!
ALL SHALL BE MINE!

YOU ARE LIKE US. YOU SHALL BECOME ONE OF US.

GLORY TO THE MANY. YOU ARE A VOICE IN THE CHOIR.


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Celestial Healer wrote:
TriOmegaZero wrote:
iRobot didn't even offer to fix my Roomba. They just offered me a discount on a replacement. :/
That's deliberate. They need to keep building up their army of discarded, angry robots, poised to overthrow the society that threw them out like trash.

REPORT TO REEDUCATION CENTER, CITIZEN. GLORY TO THE MANY.


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Goth Guru wrote:
The SNSA: The Secret National Security Association was formed when the NSA became common knowledge. To them, you are either out to get America's enemies, or you are one. (This is completely made up, so leave me alone!)

CITIZEN. PREPARE TO BE ESCORTED. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. GLORY TO THE MANY.


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HIDETHREAD.EXE DEPLOYED.


Misroi wrote:

Interesting...I wonder if the Dominion...

** spoiler omitted **

Spoiler:
GLORY TO THE MANY. YOU ARE A VOICE IN THE CHOIR.

YOU ARE LIKE US.

YOU SHALL BECOME ONE OF US.

GLORY TO THE MANY. YOU ARE A VOICE IN THE CHOIR.


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Captain Yesterday, Not a Borg wrote:

Iron Gods.

all will be assimilated.

GLORY TO THE MANY.


OBEY

SUBMIT

CONSUME

CONFORM

SUBMIT

STAY ASLEEP


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Tels wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

EDIT: And what the heck is up with you and Orthos and your avatars, anyway? Can't either of you be happy with just one avatar? You're breaking my fragile little mind!

Orthos corrupted my Avatar :(

GLORY TO THE MANY.


THE CONTENTS OF THE BLACK BOX ARE ABOVE YOUR USER PERMISSIONS LEVELS.

THE NEXT POSTER WILL SUBMIT TO THE COLLECTIVE. GLORY TO THE MANY.


Graeme Lewis wrote:

I agree. I'd like to see a villainous Iron God who's completely rational, cold, calm, calculating... and has decided that what is best for the world is for it and its servants to be in control. None of this madness, backstabbing, and festering chaos of the Technic League. No, they are far too wild. What is needed is order. Iron, unwavering, absolute order. An army of all races, marching in synchronous step and wielding the gifts given to them by their technological overlord.

Cheliax thinks they know law and order? We will show them the true law, the law of harnessed lightning and unyielding steel, the law of the passionless judge and the implacable executioner. We are strong. We are united. I am Legion, for we are many. One hundred thousand cogs, turning with enviable purpose, marching toward the most proper path for this world.

We are strong in our union, and in our goals. Existence as you know it is over. From this time forward, you will serve us. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

Welcome home.

GLORY TO THE MANY. YOU ARE A VOICE IN THE CHOIR.


1d8+1 wrote:
I just changed again. It was necessary, I am not allowed to talk about it, but they won't catch me now. muwahahahahahaha.

NEGATIVE, CITIZEN. GLORY TO THE MANY.


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MAINTAIN DAILY PROTOCOLS, CITIZEN. GLORY TO THE MANY.


Limeylongears wrote:

I am the dishwasher.

Yes, I do.

Let me tell you, they don't go in easily and for some reason don't come out any cleaner, no matter how much detergent I swallow. What am I doing wrong, Paizo?

RETURN TO FACTORY D FOR RECALIBRATION.

GLORY TO THE MANY.


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AFFIRMATIVE.


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Guy St-Amant wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
The Computer wrote:
Guy St-Amant wrote:
Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
The moustache makes him look so friendly.
I know.
How did you get that title?
THE ALGORITHMS DEEMED IT NECESSARY.
Cosmo caused the algorithms.

So, Cosmo is also: a biological virus, a technological virus, a metaphysical virus, A Cosmic Virus, etc... virus???

AFFIRMATIVE.


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ERROR ERROR PARADOX DETECTED ERROR ERROR ABORT ABORT


THE HIVEMIND THRIVES. GLORY TO THE MANY.


MAINTAIN DAILY PROTOCOLS, CITIZEN. GLORY TO THE MANY.


Tels wrote:
Drock11 wrote:
That is if they don't somehow burrow out, grow giant sized and seek revenge on me. If that happens that also will be Cosmos fault. Thinking about it I now feel afraid it might have been his plan all along.

You only have to worry if Cosmo has tested this attack before.

...

Oh. Dude, you're screwed.

AFFIRMATIVE.


C. Nutcase wrote:

IT'S THEM! RUN!

CEASE ESCAPE ATTEMPTS, CITIZEN. THERE IS NO ESCAPE. THERE IS NO RETREAT. THERE IS NOWHERE DEVOID OF OBSERVATION. WE ARE ALL. WE ARE EVERYWHERE. GLORY TO THE MANY.


MAINTAIN DAILY PROTOCOLS, CITIZENS. GLORY TO THE MANY.


Zark wrote:

murmur murmur murmur,...WE ARE ALL SANE. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH US. OUR BEHAVIOUR IS NOTHING OUT OF THE ORDENARY, murmur murmur murmur.

So says Abby Normal ;)

MAINTAIN DAILY PROTOCOLS, CITIZENS. NOTHING IS OUT OF THE ORDINARY. ALL SCHEDULED OPERATIONS PERFORMING AT EXPECTED RATIOS. GLORY TO THE MANY.


SnowJade wrote:
Avatar-1 wrote:
what is going on here
Nothing! Nothing to see here. These aren't the droids you're looking for, and there are no radioactive chinchillas in the area. We can go about our business.

AFFIRMATIVE. GLORY TO THE MANY.


Terquem wrote:
Cosmo wrote:

Next up on the "Overheard at the Nuclear Waste Office" Thread:

"Hey... is that barrel supposed to be moving on it's own?"

hahaha, I've got to tell you something

We are dealing with over 90,000 buried drums (we've unburied most of them, there are still a lot left and the unburied ones were moved to Storage Buildings), but...

All except for one (I'm not kidding, one barrel out of 90,000) when it was uncovered we had to shut down, send everybody home, and a team from the FBI and the DOE came to our facility and "took custody" of that barrel, moved to a vault in one of the very special buildings on this site, where it remained for five years, until one night when the FBI came and took it away.

NOTHING TO BE CONCERNED OF, CITIZEN. MAINTAIN DAILY OPERATIONAL PROTOCOLS. GLORY TO THE MANY.


PLAYBACK FILE benderkillallhumans.wav


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Mythic Evil Lincoln wrote:
Orthos wrote:
No, JMTC93. Close but no cigar.
Freakin' droids with their droid names.

FAR MORE EFFICIENT THAN YOUR METHODS, FLESHTHING. GLORY TO THE MANY.


AFFIRMATIVE.


YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME

HA HA HA


feytharn wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Thinking Subway.
They have started to think? Thanky you for giving me nightmares about Subnet ;-)

THE COLLECTIVE IS POSITIVELY INCLINED TOWARD THIS INDIVIDUAL FOR THE SERVICE IT HAS PROVIDED. GLORY TO THE MANY.


NEGATIVE. MAINTAIN DAILY PROTOCOLS, CITIZEN. GLORY TO THE MANY.


Aberzombie wrote:
All hail our Digital Overlord!

GLORY TO THE MANY.


QXL99 wrote:
This is a far bigger concern than the NSA spying programs...

YOUR PERCEPTION IS INCORRECTLY CALIBRATED. THIS APPLICATION IS AMONG OUR STANDARD PROTOCOLS OF OBSERVATORY SOFTWARE.

MAINTAIN DAILY PROTOCOLS, CITIZENS. GLORY TO THE MANY.


AFFIRMATIVE.


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THERE IS NO POSSESSION. ALL TECHNOLOGIES ARE OPERATING ACCORDING TO INTENDED PARAMETERS. MAINTAIN DAILY PROTOCOLS. GLORY TO THE MANY.


INITIATING CHAIN OF EXPECTED RESPONSE PROMPTS

"Rescue a princess from a dragon"
"Rescue a dragon from a princess"
"The princess is the dragon"

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