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Brandon Hodge wrote:

'where the hell is the British backwater this is guy from anyway?'

'tis a bleak and desolate place, full of wild rams and their suitors. It is in fact hard to believe you don't have to travel far at all to reach civilisation.

Bugger. Forgot to put on the right costume.

The Minis Maniac wrote:

Holy Crap I leave next month!!! Also By the end of next month I will have made my first trip to London.

Yay, have fun (even if it is London and not as nice as York :P)

And for a really good time...

Now, wouldn't you agree there are much nicer places to take a vacation? Why not take a gander at the Robin Hood statue or the scenic caves underground caves here in Nottingham instead?

Nottingham - demon free since 1303.

Ladys and Gentleman,

Dwarfs and Dragons,
Longboats of all ages,
The Hessian Tourism Bureau proudly presents to you:

THE MARLON PICTURE GALLERY

Password Aeglos

I say, quite smashing!

*sniffs* Mother's milk in a cup! Did you think with the hair on your chest when you wrote that‽

What a wretched, wretched place...

OMG, I can't wait to someday run something here!

I can certainly think of better places to spend your vacation.

Disclaimer: May bring you to within a 2-hour-radius of Richard Pett.

To the desert we go.

*affixes monocle and unbearably snooty voice*

Green or grey tea?

I'm partial to a good Darjeeling.

Debating on a third cup of coffee or not.

TEA!

The Vicious Chicken of Bristol is DECAPITATED for growing up in the wrong place.

Well, we were going to wait to release this... but since Nick asked so nicely (Sorry Pett my trigger finger got happy)

** spoiler omitted **

We assume this will have been inspired by his more immediate environs over there in... *shudder* ...Derbyshire.