wraithstrike |
<senses a weakness in Mr.Fishy's connection to his fans>
What has this water breather done for any of you? Nothing I say.
Nor can he do anything in the future. His time is short, and a new power will overtake the world. Be done with this fan club nonsense. Commit yourself to salvation, and therefore to me. Pledge your allegiance to Team Wraithstrike.
Burbles |
being deceased does not stop true minions Burbles says: NEVER!! Team Fishy has all the best avatars! And a paricularly impressive talking skull that keeps the bowl-tank aerated just right sitting on the bottom.
Burbles does note that the talking skull haas failed to swallow a few choice souls of late...
Tom Qadim RPG Superstar 2010 Top 16, 2011 Top 32, 2012 Top 4 |
JMD031 |
I see I have competition to take over this "Team Fishy". Well the talking skull is about to fall under my power any time now, and JMD031 might be allowed to be the right hand man if he stays in his place.
Burbles you will be assimilated.
As tempting as your offer sounds, JMD031 will have to respectfully decline.
To those in the bowl, I offer clean water and extra fish food for all!
wraithstrike |
What good are clean water and extra fish food if you are dead? By bowing to me fishbowl denziens I will not only spare your life, but I will give you an ocean if you wish.
I will keep Tom Qadim as the Lead Bubble Aerator if he accepts the offer.
Tom accept the offer. It is the sensible and safe thing to do.
<thinks to himself> Why am I wasting time pretending this is a political campaign. I already know that if I lose the vote I will just send the competitor on "vacation".
AdAstraGames |
2 people marked this as a favorite. |
"That is not dead which can eternal lie
And with strange aeons even death may die."
Mr.Fishy! Ia, Ia, Mr.Fishy!
AdAstraGames knows this wraithstrike is a purveyor of falshood, as he uses only the first half of the chant to summon Mr.Fishy, and uses it incorrectly.
AdAstraGames knows that wraithstrike uses the word "I", which no true inheritor of the Might of Mr.Fishy would do.
wraithstrike is clearly early phase fish food!
JMD031 |
JMD031 wrote:Huzzah! Throw in a few naked swimmer too while your at it.As tempting as your offer sounds, JMD031 will have to respectfully decline.
To those in the bowl, I offer clean water and extra fish food for all!
JMD031 understands that there are multiple definitions of "fish food". JMD031 will work hard to ensure that all those in the fishbowl are able to get their favorite food and maintain their health through having a clean bowl. This is what JMD031 offers if you choose to pledge your alligence to him. There may be more offers that JMD031 will offer should you need more convincing.
wraithstrike |
"That is not dead which can eternal lie
And with strange aeons even death may die."Mr.Fishy! Ia, Ia, Mr.Fishy!
AdAstraGames knows this wraithstrike is a purveyor of falshood, as he uses only the first half of the chant to summon Mr.Fishy, and uses it incorrectly.
AdAstraGames knows that wraithstrike uses the word "I", which no true inheritor of the Might of Mr.Fishy would do.
wraithstrike is clearly early phase fish food!
You worship beings who are no longer with you. I am the here and the now. I am also the future. I am death, and I am eternal, and you shall bow before me.
Don't let Crimson Jester lead you astray with his false favoriting of your post. That is the way of deception and failure.The FuelDrop Collective |
Omnipotence and omnicognisance are the perview of the collective. the pretender 'wraithstrike' and his minions lay claim to abilities they do not possess.
as a result the collective will be accepting all offers of alligence from those who become disenchanted by this false prophet.
The collective has cookies.
join now.
wraithstrike |
The collective can not provide you with anything that I can not. They speak of things they do not possess. They promise things they can not deliver. Another pretender to my throne. I shall lay waste to them, like I shall to so many others.
Pledge your support, and adopt my avatar.
This is Wraithstrike and I approve this message.
Tom Qadim RPG Superstar 2010 Top 16, 2011 Top 32, 2012 Top 4 |
Great White |
Great White, you can have Tom if you join Team Wraithstrike. You can have the Big Fishy fella also.
ShadowcatX there is no point in worshipping lost entities. I am here. I am now.
I sealed my pact with JMD031. Your offer was after the fact.
Bites Wraithstrike and spits out a chunk
What the? Your meat is oven-roasted. What kind of creature are you?
Tom Qadim RPG Superstar 2010 Top 16, 2011 Top 32, 2012 Top 4 |
Great White |
Great White wrote:Tom Qadim wrote:Tom Qadim entreats all of the bowl denizens to hug it out.Bites Tom Qadim
Hmmm, Demi-Lich doesn't taste all that bad.
That's because Tom Qadim tastes like love and flowers.
Hmmmm, that's what soul siphoning tastes like. All that without a lower jaw bone too.
:::Snuggles nest to the demi-lich at the bottom of the fish bowl:::
Tom Qadim RPG Superstar 2010 Top 16, 2011 Top 32, 2012 Top 4 |
Tom Qadim RPG Superstar 2010 Top 16, 2011 Top 32, 2012 Top 4 |
Tom Qadim declares that these would-be usurpers ... these petty upstarts ... are FOOLS! This is Mr Fishy's bowl. Tom Qadim is merely its regent (and diabolical air filter). Mr Fishy does not need to be present to enforce his supremecy. Like Acererak and Vecna of old (both of whom bow and whimper before His Fishyness), Mr Fishy's mere name and unspeakable reputation are enough to impose his will.
With that said, KNEEL, worms!
Tom Qadim RPG Superstar 2010 Top 16, 2011 Top 32, 2012 Top 4 |
AdAstraGames |
AdAstraGames awaits the Return of Mr.Fishy. AdAstraGames is a Thing from Beyond The Stars, and has learned patience. Petty demi-liches and undead cravats with glowing eyes merely survive for as long as their piddling planets and stars do.
Mr.Fishy is eternal. Mr.Fishy knows when to Hit It With A F&!&ING STICK!