Full attack (+ Outflank)
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Full attack (+ Outflank)
Murphy moves around the prone dwarf to flank (possibly provoking an AoO) then attempts to bite.
"GGggggrrrrrr" Growling at the enemy.
Wolf: Thanks, but can you heal these wounds, that singed a bit of my hair and it really hurts.
Wolf:
Finally something to do, I've been bored out of my mind here. Murphy runs around the thing to get in flanking position and bites.
Wolf: Are my ears burning? No really look, are they? What ever those things are saying it feels like they are burning my ears with it. What kind of dumb language is that.
Wolf: Hey hey hey, why is that big one taking out his sword? Are we going to fight?
Wolf: YES! Get that stupid magic stick out and cast it on me before I die from the heat. And while you're getting it out, maybe grab a light snack out of the bag.
Wolf: I hear someone being loud over there but I can barely hear them over my own panting. Damn it's hot in here. Can I get some nice cool water? Seriously, have you ever seen a wolf melt, it's not pretty. I think I need some cold water and a snack. Do you have any snacks on you right now?
Looking forward to tripping and eating things.
Wolf: Sometimes the humans can't understand me at all. If I was a druid, I could cast spells in this form. But alas, I'm just a wolf.
Heads towards the fixed mirror leading out of here.
Wolf: Pssst. I got to pee. Can I just go in the corner over there?
Is hanging around shiny armor (aka Orst) and looking up expectantly while simultaneously drooling. With an occasional sniff like trying to see if something is going to appear.
(evasion) no dmg.
Seeing a flanking partner waiting on me to move over, 5' step over and continue attack.
takes 4 dmg.
Wolf:
Stupid exploding things. You told me, but it still got me. Tail starts wagging. Starts sniffing the air.
Wolf: Did shiny armor just say something about FOOD? I swear I just heard that word you use to talk about my food sometimes. I don't smell any, what's he saying?
Wolf: These stupid things have sharp bits that don't taste good and annoy my teeth. Seriously I might need braces after this.
Wolf: What is that funny little one with the fancy swords yelling at me about?
Continues attacking blue.
Wolf: "Watch out for the explosions" he says as he is the one that keeps getting hit by them. You should teach these guys how to Outflank, it's so much easier to hit when we work together.
If Blue is still alive on my turn, Continue attacking blue.
If Blue is dead before my turn, then race around the room to help Daedîn (taking the AoO to go between the stacks). Double move can make it around.
Continue attack on blue.
Move to flank blue.
Delay until ordered to do something.
Wolf: This place is killing me with boredom. The air still kind of stinks in here. Can't we go back outside now?
Wolf: It sounded like you were trying to sneeze and eat at the same time. Why you bugging me with this stuff, I want to go back outside.
Wolf: Something smells funky, I want to get away from it.
Wolf: I slipped, but I still almost made it. I can still jump higher than you.
Tell that guy that all that sneaking doesn't cover his smell and they all stink. I bet he has a cat at home, he kind of smells like he has a cat.
I follow orders and try to leap up onto the stairs behind the enemy and bite it.
If the jump is successful, then attempting to bite with flank.
I delay until told what to do.
Wolf: You have that stupid look on your face again like you are going to hump the next female in heat. I remember that last one you gave that goofy look to, she stunk of cat. I don't know how you didn't notice that stench, maybe when you scrunched up your face like that is just blocks your nose.
Wolf: But that cat smell was something awful. How did you not smell that, the whole carpet smelling of stinky cat? Grandma should have thanked me for washing away the smell. I hate that cat, always hissing at me. One of these days when I catch it, it will make a good little snack. Speaking of snacks, do you have any snacks for me?
Wolf: Ya ya ya, always the same story, don't pee here, don't pee there, you're indoors, no peeing anywhere. I get it alright, I only had that one accident in like the past year. I want to go back outside, it was nicer out there with the little people that petted me. And it smelled way better even if all the little people had mud on them. Mud smells okay and is fun to play in sometimes, this place stinks like your old socks.
*yip* *yip* *howl* Roll around on the ground.
*sniff* *sniff*
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