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ONCE MORE REARS HER UGLY HEAD!

DM is the finally word. Mr. Fishy usual asks if your paladin is Lawful or good first.

As for the NE party member how would you know unless you are metagaming or your casting sense motive on him. Cast a spell on a person reviews that he is evil, but evil is as evil does. Casting a spell on an unwilling target could consider an assault. Two criminals deserve a trial and due process or it vigilant justice. Plus in a magical world a spell could disguise a villian to look like a hero or viceversa.

That said, if you see him commiting an evil act, you saw him. He gets a trial but...

Talk to your DM.

Alignments are OPEN to interuption, wayyy open.

More open then Mr. Fishy's interpretation of Spawner-hood.

Mrs. Fishy concurs.

First of all Fishy is male, Fish is female so "mrs. fishy" is a tran-E

Two, Mr. Fishy bride is A SCAG...Mr. Fishy is a biter.

Three, Big Fish you may eat the IMPOSTER...

Mrs. Fishy likes it when Mr. Fishy talks rough... but that won't save Mr. Fishy! Come back here you Cod! THINK ABOUT THE SPAWNNNN!

Urizen wrote:

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Urizen laments. "Baron-Esquire Fishyness....Where are you?!?"

Maybe Mr. Fishy got caught on a trot line?

Urizen blames Scott Williams. Scott Williams looks like a culprit that would do such a dastardly deed. Either that or since he's going through withdrawals, Scott Williams may have .... SMOKED His Fishyness.

The Horror. THE HORROR!

Scott Williams is a game fisher, I only do catch and release. Mr fishy is lacks his internet right now but is alive and well. In the interest of surviving the coming zombie popyclips, Scott Williams16(and others) have allied with mr fishy.

Also, he sends forth the following orders in his name
Destroy all munchkins
protect the little foolish fish
gather data on the frog pond for future conquest
beware mrs. fishy!!
That is all.

Yesssssss beware Mrs. Fishy.

Mrs. Fishy once had a demi-lich for a helmet, in her adventuring days.

*swims off to munch on the Pooding*

James Jacobs wrote:

This isn't true. Gods dont' have stat blocks, so you can't kill them in combat. But gods can most certainly die.

Aroden proves that you don't even have to kill them. They can just randomly die. Maybe he had a deity-level viral infection. Damn it, who sneezed on the Starstone?

Mrs. Fishy is still picking Aroden-bits out of her teeth, and Mrs. Fishy doesn't even want to talk about the indigodstion.

Mrs. Fishy is power bloated.

Mrs. Fishy wrote:

Mrs. Fishy is not unreasonable.

DOUBLE NEGATIVE, DOUBLE NEGATIVE

Is Mrs. Fishy gonna have to choke a bear!!?!?!?

Mrs. Fishy wonders if channeling negative energy at undead would be double...negative?

You know, I agree with you Jason, but I think the next few APs are going to be more Heroes being Heroes than anything shady. I really would've wanted that Cheliax campaign to be more "fight the power" than it was. THAT was a campaign that should have been heroic, but the writers got stuck in "winning hearts and minds" mode. (That tactic never works if you already burned your bridges, but don't tell anyone I said that) :)

The Jungle AP should be more Indiana Jones-ish, from what I'm seeing. No real moral dillemas there.

Mrs. Fishy has hopes and dreams of Indiana Jones-fish.

Tom Qadim, Scott Williams 16 (not to be confused with the other 15 Scott Williams's), and Goodtree will see Mr Fishy at our Sunday Pathfinder game.

Hmmm. Mr Fishy's human wife plays in our Pathfinder campaign. Tom Qadim is reasonably sure this 'Mrs. Fishy' person is not she. I think Mr Fishy has been "swimming in other ponds" if you know-what-I-mean.

Mr. Fishy has... OTHER MRS. FISHY!??!?!?! Other then clever(?) fan created spin-off Mrs. Fishy!?!?

Mrs. Fishy will not eat the pooding if it has good info as to the whereabouts of Mr. Fishy. Mrs. Fishy is not unreasonable.

Alright, so everyone is basically saying that they agree to disagree?

Mrs. Fishy prefers the phrase "figro" to that....other phrase.

Mrs. Boss! Big Fishy hides magazines and boardgame and pretends to look busy. Big Fishy didn't know Mrs. Boss was coming! Can Big Fishy get Mrs. Boss anything? We have very nice replenishing pooding. Very tasty, trust Big Fishy on this. 8(=)

Mrs. Fishy wants to know where that layabout of a husband of Mrs. Fishy's is.

Mrs. Fishy does enjoy her pooding, though.

"play my way or I'll passive-aggressively wreck any fun you could possibly have until you submit"

Mrs. Fishy is shocked that you know Mrs. Fishy's dating secrets.

Disintegrate is a must have spell, and not at all for doing damage. There are several other spells and effects that are immune to Dispel Magic/damage but are brought down by Disintegrate (and Mage's Disjunction, but since you get Disintegrate 6 levels earlier....).

Mrs. Fishy enjoys Disintegrate. Mrs. Fishy enjoys improved critical with rays and hoping against hope that Mrs. Fishy gets to double the dice.

Mrs. Fishy is fond of the classics. Few things make Mrs. Fishy as happy as Time Stop + Multiple Delayed Blast Fireballs. Generalist Mage power to apply metamagic spontaneously also makes Mrs. Fishy happy.

Mrs. Fishy wonders what the most dice rollable in one turn of 20th level wizardry is.

Mrs. Fishy gives Man in Black the eye... does Man in Black know?

Mrs. Fishy is shocked.

How do you break a cleric?!?!?!

GIVE IT TO MRS. FISHY!

Montalve wrote:

Herald wrote:

The Paladin that has to make hard choices and creatively works within his code to save the world might just be the legendary hero that brings more faithful to the flock.

or the one to fall the hardest for his hubris... remember Arthas...

but i understand.. no risk no gain

Or you could go out like Sturm Brightblade. (Not a Paladin, but definatly Lawful Good, and had a code.) I don't think that to many players plan to make Paladins that fall, but GMs should give credit to paladins succeed in walking the line.

Come to mention it, Sturm had evil members in his old adventuring party.

Mrs. Fishy remembers. Sturm was a Knight of the Rose (Mrs. Fishy thinks it was the Rose)...basically paladins in Dragon Lance. And yes, Mrs. Fishy confirms that Sturm had evil companions.

Mrs. Fishy is fun to party with, and evil. Mrs. Fishy can be reached by screaming in terror. Call Mrs. Fishy.

Mrs. Fishy wrote:

Scott Williams 16 wrote:

Scott Williams 16 wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Urizen is surprised to see a Mrs. Fishy. Urizen was not aware that His Baron Esquire Fishyness was a monogamous fishy.

Urizen should not be surprised at Mrs. Fishy, after all a married fish is a well fed and happy fish, with many spawn.

Spawn, oh no, that means there will be more. No wonder their looking at the frog pond, they going to need more to eat.

Mrs. Fishy approves of your dread at the proliferation of her brood. Mr. Fishy is a virile if unfaithful layabout. Where, Mrs. Fishy wonders, is Mr. Fishy.... fleeing Mrs. Fishy's child support checks, Mrs. Fishy thinks.

Mr williams is now going to spend the day breaking down and oiling his weapons horde, instead of preaping for sundays game. Mr williams is keenly hoping that the brood doesn't have Mr. Fishys talent of poping up on dry land. Perhaps mrs. fishy could be used as an ally in the upcoming zombie disaster?

Mrs. Fishy does enjoy the flavor of rotten meat.

Mrs. Fishy needs to bring food to the spawnlings, because Mr. Fishy has been...cavorting.

Mrs.Fishy wonders why the question is being asked at all.

Mrs. Fishy is Evil enough for all.

Never fear, Mrs. Fishy is here.

Mrs. Fishy prefers games with moral depth and hates cookie cutter characters.

Mrs. Fishy has spoken.

Scott Williams 16 wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Urizen is surprised to see a Mrs. Fishy. Urizen was not aware that His Baron Esquire Fishyness was a monogamous fishy.

Urizen should not be surprised at Mrs. Fishy, after all a married fish is a well fed and happy fish, with many spawn.

Spawn, oh no, that means there will be more. No wonder their looking at the frog pond, they going to need more to eat.

Mrs. Fishy approves of your dread at the proliferation of her brood. Mr. Fishy is a virile if unfaithful layabout. Where, Mrs. Fishy wonders, is Mr. Fishy.... fleeing Mrs. Fishy's child support checks, Mrs. Fishy thinks.

Scott Williams 16 wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Urizen is surprised to see a Mrs. Fishy. Urizen was not aware that His Baron Esquire Fishyness was a monogamous fishy.

Urizen should not be surprised at Mrs. Fishy, after all a married fish is a well fed and happy fish, with many spawn.

Spawn, oh no, that means there will be more. No wonder their looking at the frog pond, they going to need more to eat.

....we know now that in the early years of the 21st century this pond was being watched closely by intelligences greater than man's and yet as immoral as his own. We know now that as pondy beings busied themselves about their various concerns they were scrutinized and studied, perhaps almost as narrowly as a man with a microscope might scrutinize the transient creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. With infinite complacence people went to and fro over the frog pond about their little affairs, serene in the assurance of their dominion over this small spinning fragment of watery driftwood, which by chance or design the frog ponds denizens had inherited out of the dark mystery of Time and Space. Yet across an immense ethereal gulf, minds that to our minds as ours are to the beasts in the jungle, intellects vast, cool and unsympathetic, regarded this pond with envious eyes and slowly and surely drew their plans against us. In the tenth year of the twenty-first century came the great disillusionment. [It was] nearing the end of February. Business was better. The war scare was over, and Mr. Fishy's artifical pantaloons where firmly fastened. More men were back at work. Sales were picking up. On this particular evening, February 16th, Mrs. Fishy's eyes were turned first in full interest onto the insipid life forms of the frog pond.

Frogboy wrote:

Um...crap. Even I skipped reading 150 of the last 200 posts since I last checked in. :(

At least Mr. Fishy is here. Yay! :)

You see the can of worms you opened. At least Mr and Missus Fishy wont go hungry...

He kills the posts, Mrs. Fishy eats them as they float.

If Mr. Fishy were faithful, he would pile the dead around Mrs. Fishy's nest too impress Mrs. Fishy.

Xum wrote:

LilithsThrall wrote:

Xum wrote:

Druids are in tone with nature, so they get what they can from it, meat, food, clothing, friendship and all.

Please don't add "and all" to that. There are children who read these boards.

Damn! Sorry kids!

My virgin eyes!

Mrs. Fishy is here to care for your eyes...then eat them in the dark.

Mrs. Fishy's virgin....eh who is Mrs. Fishy kidding.

Mrs. Fishy has found you! Mrs. Fishy has slaved over the young while Mr. Fishy cavorts in new ponds!

OK!!! Mr. Fishy is here...

If you kill 60(?) innocent bystanders and then justify the carnage,
You might be Evil.

If you watch puppies burn, you might be evil.

If you enjoy the suffering of others, you might be evil. Or Mr. Fishy's Wife.

If you listen the the villians rant and SEE his point, you might be evil.

Mr. Fishy's casual disregard for Mrs. Fishy's feelings is unacceptable.

Mr. Fishy might be evil.

Mrs. Fishy is considering letting another fishy put a bun in HER oven.