Mojo Jojo, Esq.'s page

I cannot believe this!

An impostor!

There is only one MOJOJOJO, and that only one is me!

I demand you cease and desist pretending to be the evilest, smartest, and handsomest villain in the world!

I shouldn't google food mentioned in news articles. So far this afternoon I've learned about:

• fresh-baked baguette vending machines,
• fresh-made & baked pizza vending machines,
• Polish boy sandwiches, and
• Taylor ham, egg, and cheese breakfast sandwiches.

Holy Mojo Jojo, I'm hungry.

You rang?

For I am the monkey of which you speak. I, Mojo Jojo, the Magnificent, Intellectual, and Suave. There is none other because Mojo Jojo is me!