Not Goblins fault if Longshanks don't like to share food, and will chase goblins over bridges to get their sheepies and piggos back.
A book written by humans assumes all goblins choose to be bad instead of considering the social pressures of living in a society that has been evil for millenia and a lifespan that rarely reaches a full decade, thus robbing our people of the opportunity to learn and grow.
Ya can't grow and change if you're spending your whole life tryin' not to get killed by longshanks, just because they won't share their tasty sheepies, piggos and chickems!
Goblins push the buttons hardpull the lever, twist the knob!
Goblins fly to where it's starred.
Goblins can fly, shoot and rob!
The Shifty Mongoose wrote:
The Ibis, what a dirty, dirty bird.