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12 posts. Alias of Ambrosia Slaad.


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Hey, that's mine!

Too many planets?! Do you realize how many resources, calculations, and pure genius brainpower goes into building an intrasystem planet-destroying weapon? Earth Eox-shattering kabooms don't just grow on trees.

Freehold DM wrote:
no... But it IS repeatable, or at least verifiable in most circumstances. The only my way to do the afterlife thing is to actually die, which puts it in a weird box.

I'm reminded of Daffy Duck's act at the end of "Show Biz Bugs" episode of Looney Tunes.

Freehold DM wrote:
ryric wrote:

Wah wah wahwah wah wahwaha waaaaaah

loads shotgun

You brought math into this!

Think bigger, think 'splodey-er... launch the Infinity Ball at Ryric!

Comrade Anklebiter wrote:
Recruited another Keene-ite, huzzah!

[non-sequitur] Keeneite sounds like a member in a Family Circus cult. [/non-sequitur]

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Malwing wrote:
I just love how focused people are on the 'powered armor Skittles'. Although honestly I guess it makes sense. What else are you going to eat on long away missions. I just imagine there's a tube in the helmet so you can get your nutrient ball without taking your helmet off. That said I'm more concerned that it reminds me of Samus.

Those aren't skittles; they're dehydrated Martians. :)

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Freehold DM wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:

sets black manliness to "Bruno Mars"

He's black!?

He isn't?

frantically checks black manliness device, cross-references with bruno mars possible non-blackness

He's straight!?
He doesn't need to be straight for my manliness to be enhanced.

He's not a Martian?

What about Dehydrated Minion Paste Goo Tubes!™? (Acts like summon monster [goblin])


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Shadowborn wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Hey, do we have any of that Plutonian Nyborg left?
Yeah, just one bag. It's in the transmitter compartment.

Yes, it's just under the shelf with the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.

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Yes, I can confirm you are all doomed. {returns to tinkering on Illudium Q -36 Explosive Space Modulator}

You just need a jar of dehydrated martians and a bucket of water... they'll laugh at anything.