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It sure is! Heck it's drama, suspense, and good old frustration that drives the market! Especially with the young!
Silence fools! There can only be one!
The one with the little goatee, duh! I hate to break it to you, but I'm the villain of this story!
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Speaking of ill,where's whats his name... "Master" is here. Know that I am pleased that you've come to realize how wasteful this enveavor is.
Me neither. But that's mainly because they seem to target people who are unconfortable using brains. (mashes totem drop key-bindings) Somebody get me a Warlock to kite this one! We need DOTs and I need a buff! You don't need brains, all you need is an improved UI Mod!
*reluctantly lights a candle when his threats go unheeded* *eats one of H. Hunni's cakes, hoping that what was meant was 'cakes and sh*t' not that this is an actual 'cake made of dung'*
It's come to our attention that there are people here using their imaginations and having fun- and I'm here to put a stop to it! Emesis, commonly known as vomiting (not to be confused to Regurgitation which is specifically defined as a small quantity of throwing up exhibited by infants), has been declared... a breath weapon. Our legal department is currently reviewing said specific 'vomit breath weapon' to determine if it is an aspect of our proprietary IP (i.e. belonging to a non-SRD property, specifically "a monster"). Note: any and all counter claims by Warner Bros. (reference film feature 'The Exorcist') have exceeded their time limits! So take this as notice. IP violations will be handled with all vigor and expediency! This e-mail is confidential and may also be privileged. Please notify us immediately if you are not the intended recipient. You should not copy it, forward it or use it for any purpose or disclose the contents to any person. If you have received this e-mail in error, please notify us as soon as possible and destroy your copy. Unless otherwise expressly stated, this e-mail is not intended to constitute a business letter, order form or other offer or invitation to you, nor does this e-mail form the basis of any contract. Contracts may not be concluded by e-mail and any contract or agreement attached is subject to contract and shall not and is not intended to create a legally binding relationship.
I don't know if it makes it more or less funny that Hasbro is misspelled. If laughing at this error helps you to appreciate how awesomely cool our new version of the world's most popular role-play game will be, then this misspelling does in fact make it all that much more funny. Did I mention than an acclaimed author Rick Louges will be writing for us soon?
You can be the WotC lil brother, belching out secondary material I'd like to point out that here, at what we merrily refer to as the 'Hive', we do in fact eat our young if they fail to produce. Though we would never wish to offend our paying patrons. This philosophy is modeled on our "Don't write about it, just do it" policy. DISCLAIMER:
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