Lot the Kobold's page

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You never had to kill me in the first place, fool! :D

Fort Save: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13

Lot moves to K-5 and blasts off a breath of Ice. Reflex save of 22 required. Missing it results in 2d6 ⇒ (3, 4) = 7 ice damage, making it results in half.

And during their respective turns, Lot and Tiberius will be attacking enemies in their own special ways. Lot casts spells while Tiberius screams at them. Vi will probably Shoot them, and Ian will probably scream at them with his Wierd Words, and Nito will probably stab them. Moving on please, GM.

"You dirty Frostscales know nothing of the Dragon Gods!" Lot screams as he rolls for initiative prepares for attack.

Init: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15

On Lot's turn, He's gonna cast Ice Spears on as many as possible. It affects 3 10ft x 10ft spots on the ground and requires a Reflex Save for half damage. I'll roll the damage now, it's 2d6 Piercing and 2d6+2 Cold damage. After landing the spell, they count as walls and cannot be moved. I also get a Trip maneuver on each of them that are hit by a spear, getting hit by multiple spears gives me a +10 to the check, and if we're on icy or snowy ground then I get a +2. Ain't Ice magic cool?

Spear: 2d6 ⇒ (4, 4) = 8
Cold Damage: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (3, 6) + 2 = 11
Trip: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (12) + 13 = 25+2 if they are on icey or snowy ground, +10 if hit by another spear.

Perception: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (11) + 9 = 20

"NO! Another dragon skull requires you to kill those that are sacred! You shall not find comfort till I make penetance for the great Dragon!" Lot screams at Vi.

Lot walks up to Vi, staring intensly. He screams at her "You do not scare me, Beast! I will freeze you, and your soul will taste oblivion! Do not insult me, BEAST!"

"You do not scare me, Beast!" Lot yells at Vi.

"What are you saying, Human?! Stop speaking Gibberish!" Lot screams.

"I do not care whether the Thief dies or not, may the blessed Dragon Gods freeze his soul for all I care! I want the skull to lay the dragon to rest!" Lot screams at Vi. Then he turns to Nito and starts screaming at him. "Give me the skull! NOW!"

"You still speak Gibberish, Human!" Kobold shouts at Tiberius. He then continues arguing with Nito about giving the Dragon skull to Lot.

"You speak gibberish, Human!"

I took it to the forums.

"Only a dragon deserves a name, Elf! They are the ones who gave names to begin with, and so it shall remain!" Lot screams at Myali. With that he heads to the place that they will fly over to and prepares himself for takeoff.

"Blasphemy. I thought it was pirates. I do suppose we should head over there. Myself the leader, it is my decision whether or not we are prepared for such a journey! Catman! I shall accompany you to the other ship! Let me know when you are ready!" Lot says as he barks out in his little voice.

ICE!! Lot exclaims in common.

"Does that mean what I think it means in my tongue?" he asks Nito.

"PIRATES!! PIRATES!!! PRAISE THE DRAGON GODS!!!!" Lot screams at the top of his lungs in excitement.

And how, might I ask, does Ian know what Lot was thinking?

"Foolish Cat! I already knew these things! Was I not there with you at the briefing when the captain told me?!"

Could it be ghosts? I wish it is ghosts. Maybe some Pirates? I wish they are pirates. Maybe Ghost pirates? I would enjoy that. Praise the Dragon gods!

Lot goes behind some barrels where he can see the other ship but has cover from anything that is shot at the ship.

"Hrm? Whistles? This will be enjoyable!" Lot says as he imagines what horrors he may slay in the name of the Dragon gods. Excitment is showing in his voice.

"What? What did he say?"

"By the mighty Dragon gods, I will freeze you all!" Lot shouts at the crew as they laugh at him. His high pitched voice not helping him at all.

"Hold your tongue!" Lot says to the captain. "Sea Serpents will be the end of you!"

"Hrm? Did you say that a ship isn't picked clean? I say we go there. Nothing too much to fear in these parts other than the occasional Sahuagin or Ghost, unless we know that Lamonitus is in the waters. I don't want to go anywhere near Lamonitus." Lot says as to the captain in his draconic tongue.

That sounds resonable to me.
"... Home... Alright, ya lilly livered humans! Prepare yourselves! Ahahahahahaha!!!" Lot laughs loudly, even if people don't know what he's saying, Lot's laugh can be heard throughout the ship and drifts eirily into the fog.

Perception: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (17) + 9 = 26

Do I have to make a fort save, since I have Resistance to Cold for 15 points of Damage?

"Yes, yes, go sign up. We'll meet you right here afterwards so that we may all go on to grab the Treasure, for me!" Lot cries in excitement.

"Then you shall be our front man! May you guide us and not steal my treasure, Hoodman!" Lot says as he gives his next nickname out.

"You there, Shifty fellow with the hood. What is your position in my party of treasure hunters?"

"Fish Monkey Banana Boobalicious Ice!" Lot says in a very serious voice. As he walks back to his table, he snickers.

"Oh, Great One, here is a fish."

"Another fish it will be!"

Lot then walks up to one of the barmaids and says in Draconic "Give me a fish!"

"Great one, I am a Dragonling, much like you. Tell me, Great One, what do you wish me to do for you?"

Lot then looks up at Vi and says "I can show you after we finish our drinks."

Lot is about to say something else when he notices the small dragon. Lot says to it "What are you doing, oh great one?"

"By the way, my humans and Catman, before you can go and treasure hunt for me, you have to sign up for it. Don't sign up, no treasure. I'll show you where it is after our drink." Lot says as he begins chuging his old drink.

"Doesn't matter. I got him, and that's worth it." Lot says while smiling.

After a sip, Lot spits out the sea water all over Tiberius, saying to Vi "This is sea water! I'll freeze you!"

Diplomacy on Vi: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24

"Why don't you buy my drink, Sunshine?"

"Your spear does not scare me, whatever it is that you said to me! You will taste my dragon breath if you do anything stupid!" Lot hisses at Tiberius.

"He offered me? HA! I offered HIM! Catman agrees with me! Catman, did you tell them about the treasure?" Lot says, still glaring at Tiberius.

Lot walks into the inn where Ian and his company are currently drinking at, screaming in Draconic "There you are, Catman! You are not an easy one to find! Are these your companions? Wait a second... YOU! You jumped through my shade roof! I'll freeze you to death!"

Of course, unless people in the room speak Draconic, it just sounds like he's hissing and spitting. Granted, the hissing and spitting sound angry, but the words are undefined.

Saved by the bell, Ian!

Lot sleeps at the mages college waiting for Ian in the morning.

"Scarban? Scarban's a fool. Doesn't want to head north. I can show his office to you, though." Lot says quietly, but still in a high-pitched and shrill manner, as a kobold usually sounds.

As Lot is being pushed, he shouts "What do you think you're doing!" then grumbles at the man saying things such as "I'll freeze you." and "I'll make you suffer."

"What do you need, Catman? Tell me and I will find it for you." Lot says to Ian.

"Shoo. Away with you. Shoo. Catman already has dibbs on the treasure. If you want the treasure you'll have to go with Catman." Lot says at the Spearton, not even blinking about his shade roof being demolished.

"Treasure, Catman. Gold, Diamonds, Chrystal, Silver, you name it it's down there! I was hired, just like you will be! Can you taste it, the fame? The power? The treasure!? All of it, for me! And a bit to you, for your help. You need help? I can help you. I'm a Dragonling. There is nothing you can't do without a Dragonling!" Lot says in an excited voice. He then turns to the rest of the crowd and shouts "Away with the lot of you, I have found my adventuring partner! Shoo! Shoo!" and waives his hands around as if shoving them away.

"Treasure! There be treasure in the ice! Things that glitter in the sun, and things that sparkle even without it! Will that intrest the lot of you yellow Big folk?!" Lot starts shouting at people as they walk away.

"Will you come?!" Shouts Lot at a passerby.
"What about you?!" He shouts again.