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G+#+!!n it, Barry, you a&!&*+~!!

Do you want rats! Because that's how you get rats! Barry! You a!*&&#@!!

Do you want frostbite! Because that's how you get frostbite!! Barry, you a@%!+!#!

See! This is why we can't have nice things! Barry, you a%*$&$&!

Todd, The Infernal Janitor wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

The Game Hamster wrote:

I can understand the principle of needing a house code, especially in cities where a fire or something could spread rapidly, but denying a permit to a house owner on the grounds of not being a professional seems a bit illegal here in the US.

It would be a bit like saying you can't change your car wheel or brakes if you aren't a professional mechanic

Think "lawyer".

"Oh, yes. It's perfectly legal for you to change your brakes. You just need to apply for this permit."
"Oh, I'm sorry. Your permit was denied. No, we don't have an explanation. If you want, you can file an appeal and we'll get to it in 6 months."

Banning through red tape, rather than legal grounds.

Lawyers are a special kind of demon. Fortunately they hate getting whacked by a flaming wet mop.

So, hell's where y' ended up. Had high hopes for ya, boy. Y' disappoint me.

Because, Barry! This is how you get ants!! You a!&%$+%!!

You see!

That's how you get time travellers!

Barry, you a!%~%@@!!!

See! This is why we can't have nice things.

Barry, you a~$##&@!

See! This is why we can't have nice things, Barry! You a!#!~%#!

Cause that's how you get ants! Barry! You a@%#%@+!

Both?

Yeah, Fritzy. You a%~&+*&!!

See!

This why we can't have nice things, Barry!... you a%*~#$@!