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Ordinarily, I'd be inclined to disagree with ya sumthin fierce. But, who can be cross looking into your sweet angelic Nic Cage face?...Let's say no...He may be thinking of sexlexia...Ain't that when ya aim ta have sex with Lexy, but miss and wind up bonin' Lex instead? You’ve gone soft, Admiral. This is clearly a trap.
Ahhhh. Social distance... This is the good life. Just relax... and let my mind drift. Yeah... I'll just lie back and think pleasant thoughts. Porg pot pie... Chocolate-covered jawas... Eh... glazed womp rat! Ohhh! They think I'm crazy, but I know better. It is not I who am crazy. It is I who am MAD! Didn't you hear them? Can't you see the crowds? Oh, my beloved ice cream bar... how I love to lick your creamy center! And your oh-so-nutty chocolate covering! You're not like the others. You like the same things I do. Light sabers...boiled sarlacc leather...WOOKIEE BREATH! We're not hitchhiking anymore! We're RIDING! IN AN IMPERIAL CRUISER! I stabbed my daddy. But he wanted my ice cream bar. WHY WOULDN'T HE LEAVE ME ALONE?! |
