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"pretty damned hard and sharp is what it is so stop touching that or you're gonna cut yourself!"
Justin sighs and puts his arms up to HI C. "I've kept those from falling off often enough I need to borrow two of those for a hop... "
"Well, knowing you, it either involves fire and destruction or rebranding and mass merchandising. Or any combination of those." "Flying the jetpack low over the grass so it burns his logo into it in gian "Can only be seen from space" letters? "
"you could try eating some of them then, you know, for revenge?"
"You guys ever been somewhere that "blades of grass" wasn't just an expression? " points "lets walk the goblin on a different yard"
"Lets get HI Cs cardio in for the week and take a lap around it, see if there's a way in besides through the mightiest hunters "
"Do you need me to hold it? I mean you have a very long face and well she probably can see your nose and all the boogers you have in there" Justin whisker bristles "My nose is clean thank you very much, I flick them into Handsome's pile every morning "
BooDooop Do whoop
Justins nose is right in the screen despite holding the tablet out at arms length clackity clack "Hello ma'm. Where was that Temple found you mentioned. We may have to head over... "
"The place the other guy is holed up in is called the temple found...dammit. Who wants to be in a religious war today? "
"Unless the names metaphorical we're looking for a metal processing plant. Metalurgy being more or less orthogonal to culture we should be able to find traces of it from low orbit, maybe an atmospheric chemo scan or..." he hmmms aand takes out his spare com unit and pre flattens his ears "Hello Ma'm. Is there anywhere in the city that would be good for picking up metal? Somewhere that kills any plant trying to grow there "
"We're going to be living in a disco ball aren't we?"
"I do NOT run on all FOU" sees the blow coming, gets on all fours and ducks between HI C's legs to let his solar plexus take the brunt of it.
"Not as easy for you to run laps around the ship as the hull huh?"
"Whatever This one is trying to kill me without getting to know me first, I am gonna reprogram it to serve us! I figure it better than just killing it"He says going past Justin with a serious look on his face. At least what can be seen under his goggles? "Maybe it would rather be dead. I mean I know can rock a galtan maids outfit bit its a harder look to pull off than you might thinkg "
"and you wonder why your AI rebels and goes evil "
Justin double moves to keep HI C in sight under general starfindering guidelines of "Take this you'll need it"
"Wha.NO!! Fate of the universe here. If the goblin needs to die thats a price we're all willing to pay!"
"We could use a new ship AI. Holographic interface would be sweet." "You want miss "death to the biologics" programming the thing that controls the airlocks? I mean it will be the most cheerful massacre ever but might interfere with our savings the universe "
Justins getting a little annoyed at missing Makes a chucnkchuck sound, points the gun in the direction of the hologram, and casts magic missile
"dI'me pwetty sure de terribdeness of de pun was supposed to distract you from d boken ibs. " chunkchunk
oh well... chuckchuk
"It's in ALL the projectors, take it out the Hi C way"
Justins going to unbolt or angle grind the one he was working on.. its always the flickering one. "They can't live without their projectors so...I'm gonna try to run off with this one, try shooting the others. "
"I never thought the time that Dr. TailSlap from Lone Survivors came to life and tried to kill Kirkath would ever be relevant again but... " Has an evil idea.... How is that projector attached to the wall.....
clickity clack click click:
What the hell you stripping torch wrench I was fixing you! Guarded step guarded step behind Hi C, keeping his head down to let the blood run out.
"I'll fix the lens you see if you can tighten up the chroma "
Justin would like the ablative armor reinforcement. As HI C does it naturally with his dense skull and he can fix anyone else that gets hurt
"Mom is going to kill me, but maybe she'll let me watch you get tossed out the airlock first.... "
"Thoth would never turn on me..." Eyes the Ibis pin on his tail suspiciously
Justin whiskerbristles and becheekpouches the wrapper.
"Holograms and VI. Okay so the locals are just stupid, not cursed. Let's see if we can find a data terminal to slice." Justin GAHS and jumps back as the diorama starts up as he's playing with the wall. "I don't think they're stupid. SOMETHING went wrong They went from being able to make this to having holes in the ground for plumbing. Thats at least two thousand years of societal regression. That doesn't usually happen without a reason does it? " He translates for the group, then asks rover.
Justin takes a close look at that middle wall panel, gives it the once over and tries to open it unless it screams trap
"I'm sorry! There's no -shoot the constrictor snake off of your teammate- level in the game. I didn't get the expansion pack..."
" The little f#@$%* really hit me!" Adds a few extra eyeballs for that... "Next time dig me out from under the monster faster and I MIGHT not have to decide who we're rooting for."
"How many of those "dates" involved a credit check?"
"Literal, not metaphorical, on it...."
"because in both cases your probable hallucinations would both be right?" Wait till the snakes about to drop Move action, pump shotgun Aim for his tail
winces... "Sorry rover...would you believe i was shooting the poison out?"
"...I really wish i was more surprised by that..."
Justins going to foot sucker his way along the wall and shoot once
"If you let him go, back away from the guy with the sword, dinners still on me...Hi C, if he lets Rover go let him go. A deals a deal...and besides, and we can lord it over Rover that we sold him for soup. "
"WHAT in our experience makes you think that has to be an or question?"
"Dream... animals barely understand "friend for food" when they're NOT being shot at. Now you ticked it off. If that thing bites him on the (**#*##$( YOU"RE sucking the poison out!* "
Justin has to wonder if that's the sharpwing or the Ysoki....
Justin has wildwise, which kind of lets him talk with critters. And a cheekpouch full of eyeball soup jelly "Hey, whoa, no. He tastes terrible. He'll make you sick to your stomach. he's 40% alchohol. Let him go we've got en entire sharpwing you can have instead. "
+Eyeball soup?
"Being attacked by weird fauna definitely reminds me of camping as a kid. Right before the scoured stars we had one more family outing. Jessica got swallowed by some sort of sauropod, mom wanted to tranquilize it and cut her out. Jessica wasn't so patient about it...good times. I think getting her in the stream afterwards was the most dangerous part... "
'No love for the nearly unspoiled beauty that nature holds? ] [b]Not... at... the.. moment...
Justin spits out an eyeball "It's the cheekpouches. Leaves room for the good swears. "
"harrmaparghpwutwoooretwailswophoruwpworowrnawrrrrwoo..." ysoki: The Eoxian bereau of public decency has decreed these swear words to be offensive to young ghouls...
Justins going to rest for 10 minutes. should take them that long to realize the chef AND survivalist is the one under the thing...
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