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Who ate all my worms!

Drops anchor, begins scanning the waters for The Ol' Diamondback Sturgeon.

Indeed...

I'm disappointed I used lure so much, I've been listening to entirely too much Primus on my way to work lately.

Dear Captain Yesterday,

I just reached 100 posts for the first time with an alias. What should I expect from here?

Thank you,
Live Bait

Here, just to be safe, get on this string, now whatever you do don't let go.

It'll all be over soon enough.

Aw man, I was about to catch The Big One!