I know, but, you know, everyone else was joining in, and I thought, you know, maybe I could help too?
Come on, I could do a spinoff series too! I'll f*** the producers if I have to, like Lucy Lawless did! I'm nimble, I'm willing!
For Hera's sake I've been sleeping in a box for the last seven years. Even Herc got to play in an awful sci fi show and a low budget but oddly popular religious movie. He got a great cameo on Psych! I could TOTALLY rock a mystery comedy. I'll...um...play the...sidekick?
I'm...I'm so lonely...