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Orthos wrote:

Shadowborn wrote:

I'm entirely too acerbic and off-putting.

You'd think it's because of the toothy smile, but it's actually the ears.

Really? All this time I thought it was my beady-eyed stare. What if I got one of them pierced? Would that make all the cool kids dig me?

Piercing your eyes would be hardcore man

Do not go with Flame Goblin he is the demons!

I think we all know that this discussion is really about dirty old artists.

Aberzombie wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Morning, all. What did I miss?

Well, Curtis and Danielle continued to argue over which art school their son Alex would attend, never knowing that Alex had bypassed both of them and decided to study the fine art of being guide in the Himilayas under an ancient sherpa mentor. Meanwhile, Bill's plans for a hostile take-over of Mark's company were thwarted by a timely intervention from Bill's ex-wife, Peggy, with some rather embarassing information about his personl hygiene habits. And, across town, Jeremy was shocked to learn his boyhood pet Sparky had not really run away, but had in fact....No, wait! That's my soap opera.

No..what happened to Sparky?! Tell me!!!

Hey, all. What did I miss in Aberzombie's soap?

JMD031 wrote:

<shoots imposter TOZ>

Hmm, I guess he only had that power "in theory".

Your miniscule ball of Pb is nothing compared to the power of the Omega device, batrachian xenoform. I would say that you are fortunate that I do not consume sapient species, though you haven't displayed any as of yet.

Emphasis added.

Any . . . sapient species?

Minnesota should damn the Mississippi.

This suggestion alone is awesome!

I now curse this great river to only run with blood. All hail <insert deity/demon-lord-level extraplanar entity here>!

Excellent...

Like that lightning volcano on "Today in the News?" Because that'd be awesome.

Studpuffin and Treppa .... you guys figure out what the big boom was?

What?

Need sticks in her ears for this.

You need to go back and read Puddle's old posts so that you stop mangling his manglement.

Hmm... I seem to have wandered away from Sarah's bathroom win- I mean, the political aliases thread.

Hey, anyone seen Sarah?

I don't have anyone to annoy...

Trick or treat!

Okay, someone hold him down...

DSXMachina wrote:

"Just realised it's been awhile since i've had any fruit or veg., is there any here? well apart from this pommie/limey/old fruit"

"Oh yes the turnips. Any still about?"

It's weird, the pit *cough* balors really liked the turnips, so we're all out.

I thought we had an infinite stock?

Celestial Healer wrote:

Anyway, just kidding about the Nine Hells. If I ever got back there, all those parking tickets would catch up with me, anyway.

*Gulp*

<Watches nervously for infernal cops bearing warrants>

Pops in from the Astral Plane.