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Darth Lisamarlene wrote:

I on the other hand am not too polite. Just ask the snot-nosed punk in the Chipotle who didn't know how to make a freaking burrito.

at least you didn't reach around the counter and slam his head into the tortilla warmer.

Again... that’s how we do it in New York.

(1) Proof to LM that lightning DOES occasionally strike in the Bay Area.

(2) Proof to the rest of FaWtL that the media engages in some small amount of hyperbole. "Nonstop continuous lightning" was apparently 500 strikes across the entire region (roughly 30 miles x 100 miles for just those cities that actually touch the bay) over a couple of hours.

I've heard about 15 claps of thunder in the last 4 hours. I do not consider that "nonstop continuous lightning", but maybe that's just me...

That is a wimpy storm. I have conjured worse just by eating Taco Bell.

Do you ever get tired of scrolling through so many aliases?

Celestial Healer wrote:

I am at a conference in Boston. I have some downtime this afternoon. I have decided to spend it taking a self-guided Fallout 4-themed walking tour.

Here’s hoping I don’t run into any super mutants.

Have fun storming the castle!

I took out a ghoul with a rail cannon.

At least I think it was a ghoul...

I probably shouldn’t go back to Boston.

Leave it to Madison to switch from calling something the PTA of a school and instead calling it a "community circle".

[insert circle jerk jokes here]

Do you want me to give you a hand... with those jokes?

FaWtL Challenge: Finish this sentence non-obscenely:

"Paizo's web site goes down more often than..."

... Harvey Weinstein's trousers?

(Too soon? Too soon.)

Edit: Oh wait, you said non-obscenely. 10 points from House Infernal.

Mustn't. make. Merkin Party. alias...

Do iiiiiittttt!

Pedestrians! Why are they really walking, and which one was on the grassy knoll.

Better a grassy knoll than a gassy gnoll!

The first one was in the middle of an awful thunderstorm and they thought it was somebody smoking in the top floor hallway (so as not to go out into the storm). Now they think the deluge that day may have gotten into the alarm system wiring because the same alarm is tripping and there's no cigarette smoke. Besides, people can go on the outer stairway to smoke in the open air but sheltered from rain, so there's no reason to smoke inside.

Cigarettes don't trigger normal fire alarms, do they? Well, I guess they do in airplane lavatories, but those may be alarmed for smoking.

All I know is IT EARLY AND BRAYN AM NOT AWAKE.

I've heard you can tamper with the smoke detectors in airplane lavatories and that is acceptable.

What?

Celestial Healer wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Patrick Curtin wrote:

David M Mallon wrote:

Patrick Curtin wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Patrick Curtin wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Patrick Curtin wrote:

I miss gaming. I came to this conclusion last night. As soon as this week is done I am heading back into the fray

What is this "gaming" of which you speak?

A delightful pasttime I used to indulge in

come back to ny, I'll get a one shot for you and ch and perhaps Dave if he comes and the +1, who is looking to get into gaming.

Sounds good! I want to pull off another weekend to go museum hopping. We could likely fold a game into that.

Not sure if I'm going to be able to handle NY again for a good long while.

We could skip the massive imbibing of alcohol...

Speaking for myself, my liver needs a year or two to recover from that one.

So...no lovecraft later on this month? Maybe in June then? After I get back from conventioning?

We can go. I just need to stop at some number shy of six.

I don't remember what number I got up to.

Probably 5.

F$!+ing lightweight.

I like what you did with the pancreas, simply marvelous!

That's what she said.

Merry Christmas Adam everyone! (Because Adam comes right before Eve...eh? Eh?)

There's a raunchy joke in there somewhere...

I read this thread title as "Talk to or berate a boob here". Then I opened the thread and I was disappointed, as there were no boobs to be found.

(Welcome Kevdak!)

Kelsey Arwen MacAilbert wrote:

mourge40k wrote:

mourge40k wrote:

captain yesterday wrote:

mourge40k wrote:

Foolishly Patriotic 'Murican wrote:

FPM is the only parody alias I have that never gets a Favorite.

Not even from Tacticslion!

Ugh. Can nobody appreciate parody?

Whattaya talkin' about? Looks like every post he has has a favorite!

Oh! Oh! Now do that with all my aliases.

Spoiler alert!

It might take a while, I have a couple, few.

It's okay, I work tonight, so take your time.

Who do you think I am, Tacticslion?

G$* d%+n it, Tacticslion! Why did you have to favorite that while I was at work? The struggle to not laugh hysterically is going to kill me!

EDIT: IF BEING NUDE AT A COLLEGE DOESN'T LAND ME WITH A SEXUAL HARRASSMENT SUIT FIRST.

Oh, are we calling simple nudity sexual harassment now? Well, I'll show you sexual harassment!

Standing next to someone and helping them with math while you're in a state of complete undress probably isn't really smiled upon.... Also, I need an adult.

It's helpful when you are counting to eleven and run out of fingers.

I'd take that sausage.

That's what she said.

redrum

I was gone for a week and came back to less than 400 FAWTL posts...y'all are slacking. :P

Vacation in Hawaii was as amazing as I could have hoped. The highlight was definitely getting to snorkel with wild dolphins. There was a pod of about thirty of them, including babies, and they swam right under us. Awesome doesn't cover it.
And the six hour time difference meant that I got to be a morning person for a week, which was kinda surreal since I've always been a night owl. :)

Today is the kidlet's first day of middle school. I don't know who was more nervous about that this morning, him or me.

Did they let you eat some of the dolphins? I mean, you shouldn't waste an opportunity like that.

I'm sure I can help it out, if it isn't doing the trick.

Aberzombie wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

I, however, remain young and supple.

Oh, sure, rub it in why don't you.....

geeze, AZ... Didn't know you felt that way...

turns down the black manliness a bit

You may be taking it the wrong way, Freehold. You said you were young and supple and AZ asked you to "rub it in". It sounds to me like you just need to get a room.

I was pretty alarmed until I got to the point where the deer was put down. I thought we were all in danger! Whew. Close call. Thanks, authorities!

That's what she said.

Honestly, I could do with Mammy Graul being restricted!

I knew we would come around to BDSM eventually. Mammy Graul tied up! Allright!

*dies*

It's more my speed!

Note: I made this alias before that spell existed.

*sets stuff on fire*

Celestial Healer wrote:

Scintillae wrote:

Blue waffles can't be any worse than the green ketchup they were trying to sell when I was a kid.

Oh it is.

It's much worse.

Seriously, I strongly recommend that you DO NOT google image blue waffle.

Do it! Be sure to turn Safe Search off!

Did you wake up with a hairball in your throat?

Freehold DM wrote:

DeathQuaker wrote:

The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

An evil version of you would be...kinda awesome actually.

Especially if you liked Whedon and Facebook but your evil doppelganger didn't.

I enjoy Whedon sometimes but am not a rabid fangirl, and the rabid Whedon fans annoy me. My opposite could then possibly be dramatically a Whedon fan. And as I hate Facebook, Mirror of Opposition me would be updating her status every day.

Terquem wrote:

Mirror universe DQ would be an extremely homophobic, nascar fan

*dies of laughter and is dead*

robs corpse

*You are now in possession of a Wonder Woman t-shirt, a half-eaten candy bar, two ibuprofen, and a pair of sensible shoes.*

jealous...

*beats Alitan with his own semicolon*

So you like FHDM?

Not bitter enough.

I like my tea like I like my men. Hot, black, and bitter.

No boobs for you!

You Godwinned your boobs.

I'd be all too happy to slather corn syrup all over my "business" to give it a lustrous appearance.

FIFY

No love for Michelle Pfeiffer?

That's what she said.

Once, and once only:

The game is made for a wide variety of people with a wide variety of interests. If you don't like <insert race/class/skill/feat/etc here> then don't [redacted] use it in your [redacted] game and let everyone else have their fun, you [redacted].

Ooh, is this like madlibs?

"hilariously"
"burlesque"
"horny smurf"

Red Shirt #1 wrote:

Dear Mr. Aberzombie,

What are my chances of surviving the zombie apocalypse?

Pretty good. In fact, I promise we'll eat you last.

Dear Aberzombie,

I have heard you promise several people that they will be eaten last. Yet it can only be so for one. How do you intend to deliver on these promises?

Yours,
Stymied in Stygia

He had to get her out of the way?

Glad I could help fill the gap.

That's what she said!

That's what she said.

Heh.

Heh.

Fire!

You're all f!~&ing idiotic f!~&ing morons!

<Retrieves Celestial Follower's corpse>

See? Now our discussion is getting somewhere.

Also, thanks for cleaning up.

Gary Teter wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

Working on ideas for a Fringe themed party.

so far, strawberry milkshakes, redvines and two of everything :)

** spoiler omitted **

Dude. That is what the spoiler tag is for. I didn't need to hear that.

Edit: top of page crankiness. Yay!

Very sorry for the crankiness and the lack of spoiler. Please don't kill my small package being sent out. Again.

*snickers*

Like rain on your wedding day?

Speaking of idiots...

For the last time, rain on your wedding day is not ironic. Unfortunate, but not ironic.

Wet Blanket wrote:

*facepalm*

You've completely missed the point of this thread.

There was a point to this thread?

Only if satirizing so many other "civil" threads counts as a point.

Also, everyone is still an idiot.

This really chaps my hide.

Just because you've been a non-idiot longer than we have doesn't mean you get to be an elitist...

If you hadn't called me names in this post, it would have been exactly what I was looking for: a constructive discussion of everyone's idiocy.

Infernal Healer wrote:

Now who's immature?

Yeah? Well....my mama so fat, she was put in the Guinness World Records Book as World's Largest Bovine.

Also, you're fat, and nobody will ever love you.

See? This is the kind of civil discussion I was hoping for. Thank you, Kobold Cleaver. I'm thinking you are slightly less of an idiot than everybody else, and that's a compliment.

The rest of you are trolls.

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Infernal Healer wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Infernal Healer wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Infernal Healer, I am willing to compromise this issue. Everybody is an idiot, but the exception can be me, not you.

See? Everything becomes a personal attack on these boards. Here I was trying to start a civil discussion, and you had to go and insult me.

Flagged to oblivion.

Although your outrageous flaming is offending me, I am still willing to discuss this issue. Since you are clearly lacking in the ability to convey your point, I apologize for any offense you've taken from my post. I didn't know you'd overreact to it.

Once again, your claims of civility are nothing but a thin veneer over your incorrigible trolling.

I don't even know why I brought this topic up on these boards. I should have known we could never have a constructive discussion about your collective idiocy.

Although I'd love to discuss this, you clearly lack any sort of maturity.

Honey, you forgot your juice box this morning! I know how cranky it makes you if you don't have all of your lunch, so I wanted to bring it to you. Play nice!

Now who's immature?

Infernal Healer wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Infernal Healer, I am willing to compromise this issue. Everybody is an idiot, but the exception can be me, not you.

See? Everything becomes a personal attack on these boards. Here I was trying to start a civil discussion, and you had to go and insult me.

Flagged to oblivion.

Although your outrageous flaming is offending me, I am still willing to discuss this issue. Since you are clearly lacking in the ability to convey your point, I apologize for any offense you've taken from my post. I didn't know you'd overreact to it.

Once again, your claims of civility are nothing but a thin veneer over your incorrigible trolling.

I don't even know why I brought this topic up on these boards. I should have known we could never have a constructive discussion about your collective idiocy.

Infernal Healer, I am willing to compromise this issue. Everybody is an idiot, but the exception can be me, not you.

See? Everything becomes a personal attack on these boards. Here I was trying to start a civil discussion, and you had to go and insult me.

Flagged to oblivion.