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mourge40k wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
mourge40k wrote:
Foolishly Patriotic 'Murican wrote:

FPM is the only parody alias I have that never gets a Favorite.

Not even from Tacticslion!

Ugh. Can nobody appreciate parody?

Whattaya talkin' about? Looks like every post he has has a favorite!

Oh! Oh! Now do that with all my aliases.

Spoiler alert!

It might take a while, I have a couple, few.

It's okay, I work tonight, so take your time.

Who do you think I am, Tacticslion?

G$% d&~n it, Tacticslion! Why did you have to favorite that while I was at work? The struggle to not laugh hysterically is going to kill me!

EDIT: IF BEING NUDE AT A COLLEGE DOESN'T LAND ME WITH A SEXUAL HARRASSMENT SUIT FIRST.


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Looks like somebody's got a case of the naked Mondays!


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thegreenteagamer wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:
Foolishly Patriotic 'Murican wrote:

I just look for any opportunity to point out that color has no u in it, really...or that aluminum is pronounced exactly as it is spelled, not "al-ooh-mini-yum"...or that chips are crunch delicious things that come in bags, not french fries, and those sweet delicious things that Oreo makes are called cookies, not biscuits!

Seriously, what do you guys call biscuits if cookies are biscuits? You know, the things southern people eat with gravy, or McDonalds serves with meat and eggs in the middle?

Scones.
Then what do you call what we call scones?! Those triangular pastries that are sweet and made without eggs in places like Starbucks and Panera!

Selkie Pum-Pum.

Yfenyllythigochlyllth

Anti-soup.

Winston's Wonder Wobblers.

Runcieplops.

Chumplicks.

Pink Whistling Hamptons.

Nether Wallop.

Horace.


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Treppa wrote:
Might be hitting uncomfortably close to home.

Less this, and more that I'm like Orthos in that it's a self-depreciating joke that... I don't really find all that funny. On occasion I think it's decent, but over-all it feels like a joke (as a general rule instead of specific instances) made to deride and disgust rather than a joke made to poke fun at, but laugh with. In other words it often feels more spiteful and arrogant than honest and genial. I like my jokes more akin to the latter, as a general rule.

Specific instances may well vary in their intent and execution... but as a whole, the impression from the general majority of uses by the general majority of people does not feel like a nice thing to share with friends.


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On that:
Yeah, what was up with that? I only chose fighter because it was the only way I knew to eventually one-half one-hand a reach weapon and get tower shield.

My plan with stalwart is to get combat reflexes, have someone enlarge me, and let the wizard hide behind me and my cover I can set anywhere...anyone who wants to hit him will get whacked a bunch and have to break through my solid wall. I feel phalanx really works nicely with SD.

Still, yeah, that was a lot of fighters. Thanks man. :-)

I'm going to eat all of the eggs when I get home. I am so hungry. (To vegetarians, eggs are steak, and cheese is lobster. I am unnaturally obsessed with cheese.)


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Limeylongears wrote:
thegreenteagamer wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:
Foolishly Patriotic 'Murican wrote:

I just look for any opportunity to point out that color has no u in it, really...or that aluminum is pronounced exactly as it is spelled, not "al-ooh-mini-yum"...or that chips are crunch delicious things that come in bags, not french fries, and those sweet delicious things that Oreo makes are called cookies, not biscuits!

Seriously, what do you guys call biscuits if cookies are biscuits? You know, the things southern people eat with gravy, or McDonalds serves with meat and eggs in the middle?

Scones.
Then what do you call what we call scones?! Those triangular pastries that are sweet and made without eggs in places like Starbucks and Panera!

Selkie Pum-Pum.

Yfenyllythigochlyllth

Anti-soup.

Winston's Wonder Wobblers.

Runcieplops.

Chumplicks.

Pink Whistling Hamptons.

Nether Wallop.

Horace.

I'm pretty certain you made like...two of those up.


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Oh, come on!

everyone that's anyone has had Runcieplops!

And Chumplicks, i made those last week.... maybe.


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And Mourge has already displayed what happens when your Nether Wallop goes south.


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Oh, yeah, and... BAM, BABY!

I'm (tentatively) BACK!


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thegreenteagamer wrote:
My high school girlfriend's mom called me the human garbage disposal.

I used to be a hella picky eater. Then I had some... financial & miscellaneous life difficulties for a little while. Sure fixed that problem in a heartbeat.


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thegreenteagamer wrote:

** spoiler omitted **

Still, yeah, that was a lot of fighters. Thanks man. :-)

At PaizoCon a few years back, the table next to the one I was at consisted of five bards and a rogue.


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Burglary #2 at the job site last night. This time, they took four breaker panels (but none of the breakers), a saw, and a box of shower heads, but ignored the two 20-pound copper rods sitting in the middle of the floor.

It's official, they're building a starship.


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Today's quote from coworker "Bob" AKA Popeye:

Bob was relating a story to another newbie about the time during his iron-working days when he got hit with a 1" cable clamp that fell 200 feet off a bridge onto his head. After explaining how it gave him a concussion but didn't break his hard hat, I added, "even little stuff can hit really hard after it's reached its terminal velocity." To which Bob replied, "I don't know nothin' about no terminals, but that s~#% was goin' fast as f%&$."


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David M Mallon wrote:

Burglary #2 at the job site last night. This time, they took four breaker panels (but none of the breakers), a saw, and a box of shower heads, but ignored the two 20-pound copper rods sitting in the middle of the floor.

It's official, they're building a starship.

does the ship run on meth or something?


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David M Mallon wrote:

Burglary #2 at the job site last night. This time, they took four breaker panels (but none of the breakers), a saw, and a box of shower heads, but ignored the two 20-pound copper rods sitting in the middle of the floor.

It's official, they're building a starship.

Or the set for a Saw movie.


Freehold DM wrote:
David M Mallon wrote:

Burglary #2 at the job site last night. This time, they took four breaker panels (but none of the breakers), a saw, and a box of shower heads, but ignored the two 20-pound copper rods sitting in the middle of the floor.

It's official, they're building a starship.

does the ship run on meth or something?

Don't they all?


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I love Justice League / Justice League Unlimited.


YIS.

(Wait, do you mean the comics, or the cartoons. Because for me, it's the cartoons.)


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Cartoons. But there were some damn good comics too.


I can't comment on the comics one way or the other. But those 'toons... daggum, that was some fine artist-ing~!


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mourge40k wrote:
mourge40k wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
mourge40k wrote:
Foolishly Patriotic 'Murican wrote:

FPM is the only parody alias I have that never gets a Favorite.

Not even from Tacticslion!

Ugh. Can nobody appreciate parody?

Whattaya talkin' about? Looks like every post he has has a favorite!

Oh! Oh! Now do that with all my aliases.

Spoiler alert!

It might take a while, I have a couple, few.

It's okay, I work tonight, so take your time.

Who do you think I am, Tacticslion?

G$* d%+n it, Tacticslion! Why did you have to favorite that while I was at work? The struggle to not laugh hysterically is going to kill me!

EDIT: IF BEING NUDE AT A COLLEGE DOESN'T LAND ME WITH A SEXUAL HARRASSMENT SUIT FIRST.

Oh, are we calling simple nudity sexual harassment now? Well, I'll show you sexual harassment!


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Kelsey Arwen MacAilbert wrote:
mourge40k wrote:
mourge40k wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
mourge40k wrote:
Foolishly Patriotic 'Murican wrote:

FPM is the only parody alias I have that never gets a Favorite.

Not even from Tacticslion!

Ugh. Can nobody appreciate parody?

Whattaya talkin' about? Looks like every post he has has a favorite!

Oh! Oh! Now do that with all my aliases.

Spoiler alert!

It might take a while, I have a couple, few.

It's okay, I work tonight, so take your time.

Who do you think I am, Tacticslion?

G$* d%+n it, Tacticslion! Why did you have to favorite that while I was at work? The struggle to not laugh hysterically is going to kill me!

EDIT: IF BEING NUDE AT A COLLEGE DOESN'T LAND ME WITH A SEXUAL HARRASSMENT SUIT FIRST.

Oh, are we calling simple nudity sexual harassment now? Well, I'll show you sexual harassment!

Standing next to someone and helping them with math while you're in a state of complete undress probably isn't really smiled upon.... Also, I need an adult.


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I am watching "Injustice for All" on NetFlix right now.


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mourge40k wrote:
Also, I need an adult.

Functional, or non-functional?


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mourge40k wrote:
Kelsey Arwen MacAilbert wrote:
mourge40k wrote:
mourge40k wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
mourge40k wrote:
Foolishly Patriotic 'Murican wrote:

FPM is the only parody alias I have that never gets a Favorite.

Not even from Tacticslion!

Ugh. Can nobody appreciate parody?

Whattaya talkin' about? Looks like every post he has has a favorite!

Oh! Oh! Now do that with all my aliases.

Spoiler alert!

It might take a while, I have a couple, few.

It's okay, I work tonight, so take your time.

Who do you think I am, Tacticslion?

G$* d%+n it, Tacticslion! Why did you have to favorite that while I was at work? The struggle to not laugh hysterically is going to kill me!

EDIT: IF BEING NUDE AT A COLLEGE DOESN'T LAND ME WITH A SEXUAL HARRASSMENT SUIT FIRST.

Oh, are we calling simple nudity sexual harassment now? Well, I'll show you sexual harassment!
Standing next to someone and helping them with math while you're in a state of complete undress probably isn't really smiled upon.... Also, I need an adult.

Adult? Wait a minute?!? ~thinks~ I can do the adult part. I am just glad you did not include "Mature" in there.


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Gohan: Dende said you could help me, by...touching me.

Guru: Do I look like a Catholic to you?

Nail: Sir, I think he meant unlocking his potential.

Guru: Oh, okay, come here, relax, and let it flow into you.

Gohan: I need an adult.

Guru: "I AM AN ADULT!"


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Pretty much the best running gag in abridged.

Gohan: I need an adult.

Goku: I am an adult!

Gohan: No! NO YOU ARE NOT!

Dark Archive

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mourge40k wrote:
Kelsey Arwen MacAilbert wrote:
mourge40k wrote:
mourge40k wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
mourge40k wrote:
Foolishly Patriotic 'Murican wrote:

FPM is the only parody alias I have that never gets a Favorite.

Not even from Tacticslion!

Ugh. Can nobody appreciate parody?

Whattaya talkin' about? Looks like every post he has has a favorite!

Oh! Oh! Now do that with all my aliases.

Spoiler alert!

It might take a while, I have a couple, few.

It's okay, I work tonight, so take your time.

Who do you think I am, Tacticslion?

G$* d%+n it, Tacticslion! Why did you have to favorite that while I was at work? The struggle to not laugh hysterically is going to kill me!

EDIT: IF BEING NUDE AT A COLLEGE DOESN'T LAND ME WITH A SEXUAL HARRASSMENT SUIT FIRST.

Oh, are we calling simple nudity sexual harassment now? Well, I'll show you sexual harassment!
Standing next to someone and helping them with math while you're in a state of complete undress probably isn't really smiled upon.... Also, I need an adult.

It's helpful when you are counting to eleven and run out of fingers.


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Never a problem for me.

Silver Crusade

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For the record, I took Infernal Healer and Abyssal Healer way back when, before anybody else could. Other planes may still be available though.


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Captain Yesterday, I will eat your soul.


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sWAllow y0Ur souL, SWalloW YouR SoUl


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thegreenteagamer wrote:
"I AM AN ADULT!"

I AM A MAN!

Silver Crusade

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I was looking back at Abyssal Healer's old posts and I cracked myself up with this one.

Read the whole quote pyramid between AH and Fryer...


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Abyssal Healer wrote:
Captain Yesterday, I will eat your soul.

Get in line, it might take a while, I'm not a very good at bargaining.


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Pretty good Star Wars prank.


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Has anyone heard from David Fryer lately? I hope that he is doing ok.


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Suspiciously I have slept without major wake ups for coughing or chocking. In fact I don't recall waking up before the big light outside was on. Still tired and sleepy, though.


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This is absurd. Both of the welfare offices rejected my applications.

How am I supposed to pay the rent next month if I have absolutely zero income?


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Icyshadow wrote:

This is absurd. Both of the welfare offices rejected my applications.

How am I supposed to pay the rent next month if I have absolutely zero income?

OUCH!!! That sucks. I hope that things improve on your end.


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I'm going to file complaints about the decisions. I have the legal right to do so, and I have nothing to lose by this part.


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Icyshadow wrote:
I'm going to file complaints about the decisions. I have the legal right to do so, and I have nothing to lose by this part.

Good luck!


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Icyshadow wrote:
I'm going to file complaints about the decisions. I have the legal right to do so, and I have nothing to lose by this part.

Hope that works out OK :)


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Icyshadow wrote:
I'm going to file complaints about the decisions. I have the legal right to do so, and I have nothing to lose by this part.

do it!


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NEO Scavenger... I survived a day and seven hours! Or something like that. I had quite a supply of trash when I was ambushed by a guy with a hunting rifle!

A HUNTING RIFLE?! What am I supposed to do with my sharpened stick against him? Poke him in the toe?

Silver Crusade

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Morning all. What did I miss?


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Drejk's foray as a hobo ended badly when a better-armed murder-hobo came by.

EDIT: for the record, I've no idea what he's actually talking about, it just seems like the accurate summary to give.


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I totally f~#%ed up Ulysses, in Fallout New Vegas, used 48 of my 49 missiles on him and his minions.

It's my first day off in 4 days, I probably still won't get to bed until midnight, but it's nice to have the option.


Peacock-guy again, Cap'n? Going for a Ke$ha Katy Perry reference are we?

EDIT: shut up, I know my pop singers! ... okay, no I don't.

But still!

(Also, I do recognize the differences between Ke$ha and Katy Perry are immense, and, additionally, I find that I can enjoy [some of] Ms. Perry's songs despite never having actually heard a good Ke$ha song* - I simply forgot which "K"-named person did that abysmal double-entendre song about a "Peacock" (really it doesn't apply to the bird at all, though, so...).

* I mean, some of the tunes are good, but the songs are almost entirely "I'm a terrible person doing terrible things, aren't I awesome?!" or "This makes no sense!"... neither of which appeal to me. She also has cameos in other work, and her sarcasm-voice is... not pleasant. Oh, yeah, and she usually ruins her own pleasant music with those terrible "sarcasm voice rap" numbers that come from nowhere, stop the music, and force a generally unpleasant attitude in the middle of an otherwise interesting and pleasant tune.

EDIT 2: After being exposed to another of her songs, adding some more.


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No idea who that could be.

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