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Infernal Healer wrote:

Please no trolling or flaming.

I'm hoping we can civilly discuss that you are all idiots.

My proof

wow dude, I always suspected but... thanks so much for laying it out there for me. Really takes a load off, no more long sleepless nights spent wondering....


Wet Blanket wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
Wet Blanket wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
Wet Blanket wrote:
Infernal Healer wrote:

Please no trolling or flaming.

I'm hoping we can civilly discuss that you are all idiots.

My proof

This prove's nothing.
Interesting. You suggest that People will watch any old rubbish? Or Theatre has degenerated into entertainment for the lowest common denominator?

Nice. You're keeping with the spirit of this thread.

I have a 214 IQ. If I am kicking you in the knees, It is because I intend to harvest them for my Fleshgolem.

Numbers. Anyone can make up numbers.

Here's one: Avogadro's.

Solomon Grundy want avocado too!

Guacamole, mmmmm.


Your argument lacks merit based on the correct assertion of my statements. It is obvious you are not interested in rational discussion since you ignore all of my factual points and pull wild accusations out of your bum. I speak truth and you spout lies. Only a fool would believe otherwise. Furthermore, since you refuse to acknowledge what a big liar you are, I am going to make a production out of how I tried to speak intelligently with you and you simply flailed on the ground like a child in the middle of a tantrum. I may even post this same thing in an unrelated thread to demonstrate what an enormous doo doo head you are.


CourtFool wrote:
Your argument lacks merit based on the correct assertion of my statements. It is obvious you are not interested in rational discussion since you ignore all of my factual points and pull wild accusations out of your bum. I speak truth and you spout lies. Only a fool would believe otherwise. Furthermore, since you refuse to acknowledge what a big liar you are, I am going to make a production out of how I tried to speak intelligently with you and you simply flailed on the ground like a child in the middle of a tantrum. I may even post this same thing in an unrelated thread to demonstrate what an enormous doo doo head you are.

Make sure to send e-mails to the Paizo staff while you're at it.

The Exchange

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
He's giving his i.q. in metric units; it would be an equivalent i.q. of 91.58676366930127933333333333(with a line over the last 3) in standard U.S. measurements.

Considering I'm the only one in six billion who gets that String Theory Invalidates Religion and Evolution...I'l take the apology in writing. Then and only then can you grovel for forgivness before my prescient sublimeness.


nom nom nom Troll Gumbo!!!


yellowdingo wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
He's giving his i.q. in metric units; it would be an equivalent i.q. of 91.58676366930127933333333333(with a line over the last 3) in standard U.S. measurements.
Considering I'm the only one in six and 1/2 billion who gets that String Theory Invalidates Religion and Evolution...I'l take the apology in writing. Then and only then can you grovel for forgivness before my prescient sublimeness.

FIFY


yellowdingo wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
He's giving his i.q. in metric units; it would be an equivalent i.q. of 91.58676366930127933333333333(with a line over the last 3) in standard U.S. measurements.
Considering I'm the only one in six billion who gets that String Theory Invalidates Religion and Evolution...I'l take the apology in writing. Then and only then can you grovel for forgivness before my prescient sublimeness.

I know who I'm asking to be Secretary of State when I win the Presidency...

Silver Crusade

Celestial Follower wrote:
Sister Mary Rambo wrote:

There are trolls here? *pulls out +5 Flaming Burst Ruler*

Who wants some?

<bleeds out>

*starts to cast a spell*

*remembers accidentally hurting Aberzombie once*

Oops! Close call!

Inflict Critical Wounds

There you go!


I...
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discovered...
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true...
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civility...

Corn Nuts

X_X


You can't argue with cats. It's like herding them.


Celestial Follower wrote:

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you've...
discovered...
the...
true...
path...
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civility...

Corn Nuts

X_X


This really chaps my hide.
Just because you've been a non-idiot longer than we have doesn't mean you get to be an elitist...

Dark Archive

Kryzbyn wrote:

This really chaps my hide.

Just because you've been a non-idiot longer than we have doesn't mean you get to be an elitist...

If you hadn't called me names in this post, it would have been exactly what I was looking for: a constructive discussion of everyone's idiocy.

The Exchange

Celestial Follower wrote:

I...

think...
you've...
discovered...
the...
true...
path...
to...
civility...

Corn Nuts

X_X

Cornballs - No. Cornchips soaked in cheeeze and spicy salsa - yes.

The Exchange

Sentient Marshmallow wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
He's giving his i.q. in metric units; it would be an equivalent i.q. of 91.58676366930127933333333333(with a line over the last 3) in standard U.S. measurements.
Considering I'm the only one in six billion who gets that String Theory Invalidates Religion and Evolution...I'l take the apology in writing. Then and only then can you grovel for forgivness before my prescient sublimeness.
I know who I'm asking to be Secretary of State when I win the Presidency...

I dont know...the commute is a bit if a hassle...Do I have to be an American to be Secretary of State? Or can I email it in? Problems are solvable in the first ten minutes...After that I'd just get bored. What would I do with the rest of my time? Have New York Militia invade and occupy Kentucky in a Live Fire training exercise?

Example: Unemployment will only be available to families who relocate to Nebraska and only as a one off payment of 1 million dollars. Tax free as long as you remain in nebraska for 20 years minimum.


yellowdingo wrote:
Sentient Marshmallow wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
He's giving his i.q. in metric units; it would be an equivalent i.q. of 91.58676366930127933333333333(with a line over the last 3) in standard U.S. measurements.
Considering I'm the only one in six billion who gets that String Theory Invalidates Religion and Evolution...I'l take the apology in writing. Then and only then can you grovel for forgivness before my prescient sublimeness.
I know who I'm asking to be Secretary of State when I win the Presidency...

I dont know...the commute is a bit if a hassle...Do I have to be an American to be Secretary of State? Or can I email it in? Problems are solvable in the first ten minutes...After that I'd just get bored.

Example: Unemployment will only be available to families who relocate to Nebraska and only as a one off payment of 1 million dollars. Tax free as long as you remain in nebraska for 20 years minimum.

What if we're already there?

The Exchange

Kryzbyn wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
Sentient Marshmallow wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
He's giving his i.q. in metric units; it would be an equivalent i.q. of 91.58676366930127933333333333(with a line over the last 3) in standard U.S. measurements.
Considering I'm the only one in six billion who gets that String Theory Invalidates Religion and Evolution...I'l take the apology in writing. Then and only then can you grovel for forgivness before my prescient sublimeness.
I know who I'm asking to be Secretary of State when I win the Presidency...

I dont know...the commute is a bit if a hassle...Do I have to be an American to be Secretary of State? Or can I email it in? Problems are solvable in the first ten minutes...After that I'd just get bored.

Example: Unemployment will only be available to families who relocate to Nebraska and only as a one off payment of 1 million dollars. Tax free as long as you remain in nebraska for 20 years minimum.

What if we're already there?

Are you Inside a city limits or outside?


So no one wants to get high?


No one said that...


yellowdingo wrote:
Sentient Marshmallow wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
He's giving his i.q. in metric units; it would be an equivalent i.q. of 91.58676366930127933333333333(with a line over the last 3) in standard U.S. measurements.
Considering I'm the only one in six billion who gets that String Theory Invalidates Religion and Evolution...I'l take the apology in writing. Then and only then can you grovel for forgivness before my prescient sublimeness.
I know who I'm asking to be Secretary of State when I win the Presidency...

I dont know...the commute is a bit if a hassle...Do I have to be an American to be Secretary of State? Or can I email it in? Problems are solvable in the first ten minutes...After that I'd just get bored. What would I do with the rest of my time? Have New York Militia invade and occupy Kentucky in a Live Fire training exercise?

Example: Unemployment will only be available to families who relocate to Nebraska and only as a one off payment of 1 million dollars. Tax free as long as you remain in nebraska for 20 years minimum.

I was hoping you could press the big red button labeled "Destroy Antipodes".


Towlie wrote:
So no one wants to get high?

WHOA...hell yeah, textile Bro!


So, a thread about idiots is created, and look who shows up?


Hi!


CAPTAIN CAJUN wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
He's giving his i.q. in metric units; it would be an equivalent i.q. of 91.58676366930127933333333333(with a line over the last 3) in standard U.S. measurements.
Considering I'm the only one in six and 1/2 billion who gets that String Theory Invalidates Religion and Evolution...I'll take the apology in writing. Then and only then can you grovel for forgiveness before my prescient sublimeness.
FIFY

more fixing for the genius.


Whoa dudes, I'm like all confused and stuff.


Wet Blanket wrote:

So, a thread about idiots is created, and look who shows up?

::Arrives by limo in his smoking jacket and slippers::

Duh HURR!!!


Determining whether I am an idiot or not at this point is irrelevant, as I have already successfully procreated.

Welcome to my gene pool, be-yotches!

The Exchange

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
CAPTAIN CAJUN wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
He's giving his i.q. in metric units; it would be an equivalent i.q. of 91.58676366930127933333333333(with a line over the last 3) in standard U.S. measurements.
Considering I'm the only one in six and 1/2 billion who gets that String Theory Invalidates Religion and Evolution...I'll take the apology in writing. Then and only then can you grovel for forgiveness before my prescient sublimeness.
FIFY
more fixing for the genius.

"You vex me Sir! Vex me not Sir!"

A String is a boundary between A & NOT A. It is a Seperator of Possibility from an alternative Possibility (or complex superpositional set).

The Universe Is debris of change in possibility. That means it made up of logic functions defined in strings.

Caught up yet?

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

It all makes sense to me, but I've been sniffing a lot of glue in the past hour.


Bruunwald wrote:

Determining whether I am an idiot or not at this point is irrelevant, as I have already successfully procreated.

Welcome to my gene pool, be-yotches!

Ohhhhhh, I wasn't ready for this one. Ya made me spit coffee on my keyboard. You may be an idiot but you're a funny idiot so at least you have some merit.

Grand Lodge

Pathfinder Adventure, Rulebook Subscriber; Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber

When everyone is an idiot, then no one is.


*Leaves warm lemonade & little brown bunnies on your keyboard*


Here is how I look at it. I am a giant floating eyeball with a lot of additional eyeballs. It takes a lot of brain power to operate all of these at once and not be confused. That fact alone proves I am not an idiot which renders the OP's statement summarily false. I do accept apologies, but only if written in triplicate. As to the others being idiots I have to agree. If it were not true I would have had to step in. My obvious intellect would have been the first sign of proof to be used against such nonsense, and if anyone tries to say they were not aware of my great intellect I can only respond-->Stop being a hater.


TriOmegaZero wrote:
When everyone is an idiot, then no one is.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

We have a winner.

The Exchange

CourtFool wrote:
TriOmegaZero wrote:
When everyone is an idiot, then no one is.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

We have a winner.

I resent the Implication that there is even a 'We'.


yellowdingo wrote:
I resent the Implication that there is even a 'We'.

Well, my days of taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.

The Exchange

CourtFool wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
I resent the Implication that there is even a 'We'.
Well, my days of taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.

Its OK boy...We are going for a ride in the country this weekend...here. Eat a T-Bone...Its OK buddy, I'll desex the council worker who cut off one of your testicles off out of spite...you wont have to suffer no more.

RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

I think it is pretty clear to anyone who has followed my posting history: I am an idiot. I am not particularly sane either.

Spoiler:
By the way, is this thread in protest of one or more other threads on this board?


Lord Fyre wrote:
I think it is pretty clear to anyone who has followed my posting history: I am an idiot. I am not particularly sane either.

*facepalm*

You've completely missed the point of this thread.

Edit: missed your edit. Disregard.

RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Wet Blanket wrote:
Edit: missed your edit. Disregard.

Disregard what?

I can't see anything to disregard.

The Exchange

You're all idiots, every one of you. Even me... well okay, maybe Solnes isn't but her judgement is in question, she did marry me after all.

RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Wet Blanket wrote:

*facepalm*

You've completely missed the point of this thread.

There was a point to this thread?

RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Moorluck wrote:
You're all idiots, every one of you. Even me... well okay, maybe Solnes isn't but her judgement is in question, she did marry me after all.

Not necessarily.

She may have been motivated by pity.


Lord Fyre wrote:
Wet Blanket wrote:

*facepalm*

You've completely missed the point of this thread.

There was a point to this thread?

Exactly.


Lord Fyre wrote:
By the way, is this thread in protest of one or more other threads on this board?

I would hazard that about half the threads on this board are protests of other threads.

X is broken!
No it isn't!
Yes, it is! You're stupid!
Only stupid people think X is broken.

Rinse. Repeat.


CourtFool wrote:
Lord Fyre wrote:
By the way, is this thread in protest of one or more other threads on this board?

I would hazard that about half the threads on this board are protests of other threads.

X is broken!
No it isn't!
Yes, it is! You're stupid!
Only stupid people think X is broken.

Rinse. Repeat.

What idiot taught that poodle to speak?


yellowdingo wrote:
Kryzbyn wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
Sentient Marshmallow wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
He's giving his i.q. in metric units; it would be an equivalent i.q. of 91.58676366930127933333333333(with a line over the last 3) in standard U.S. measurements.
Considering I'm the only one in six billion who gets that String Theory Invalidates Religion and Evolution...I'l take the apology in writing. Then and only then can you grovel for forgivness before my prescient sublimeness.
I know who I'm asking to be Secretary of State when I win the Presidency...

I dont know...the commute is a bit if a hassle...Do I have to be an American to be Secretary of State? Or can I email it in? Problems are solvable in the first ten minutes...After that I'd just get bored.

Example: Unemployment will only be available to families who relocate to Nebraska and only as a one off payment of 1 million dollars. Tax free as long as you remain in nebraska for 20 years minimum.

What if we're already there?
Are you Inside a city limits or outside?

Inside...been here since '81...


Ricca Adri' Thiakria wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Lord Fyre wrote:
By the way, is this thread in protest of one or more other threads on this board?

I would hazard that about half the threads on this board are protests of other threads.

X is broken!
No it isn't!
Yes, it is! You're stupid!
Only stupid people think X is broken.

Rinse. Repeat.

What idiot taught that poodle to speak?

He taught himself by reading messageboard posts.

I don't know about you, but I'm impressed.

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