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Way of the Wicked - The fall of Andoran, Chapter II

Juko's eyes nearly pop when he sees the money. The resulting grin is threatening to take the top of his head off!

Caladwhen:

Not an hour later, Gabriel relays a report he received from the goblin sentries who are too scared to report themselves:
Juko and his mate have left the caves. Juko was carrying a bag and shouted something like 'so long, Lame-Wog suckers! Masters make me rich!'
Giggling madly, they ran off into the jungle, in the direction of Farholde.

Way of the Wicked - The fall of Andoran, Chapter II

Caladwhen:

A Bane-Wog tribesmen named Juko Five-Smiles has mastered enough of the Common tongue to approach you.
Juko says that the hunting has been bad and the tribe has suffered much with all the monsters and raids. He conveys the tribe's need for food and better weaponry. The Goblin delivers a 3500 gp shopping list to you (3000 gp covers 10 masterwork spears and the rest is for food).

How do you respond?

Way of the Wicked - The fall of Andoran, Chapter II

While Caladwhen Works, the BaneWog become very skittish around the laboratory. They no longer stroll through the horn with mischief in their eyes.
It's as if they instinctively know how wrong the work in there really is.
Way of the Wicked - The fall of Andoran, Chapter II

A goblin strolls from the forest, into the clearing around the Horn. The goblin is wearing a ... snake? ...wrapped...around its body...? The tail of the ...snake... cruves deeper into the forest.

As the goblin points at the horn and calls back over its shoulder, the snake wriggles up, around the goblin's neck, and suddenly pulls tight sharply,

"Urk!"

separating the poor goblin's head from the poor goblin's body.
Way of the Wicked - The fall of Andoran, Chapter II

Also - somewhere during week 3, one of the Bane Wog comes up into the Horn. He finds Sindran and proudly reports:
"Master! Bane-Wog Strong! We arresse...arrste...ares... take pri-so-nars! Two Humongs, snooping in bushes!" (he points in the direction of Farholde)

Assuming you'll go with him, down to the caves, to have a look:
The Banewog are dancing around two Human men, covered in bruises and tied up to a pole. One of them has arms as big as your legs, and the other is a member of Heitr.
Way of the Wicked - The fall of Andoran, Chapter II

Carrying a terrible warrior, the undead monster emerges from the treeline, and trudges forward across the relatively foliage-free area around the horn's base. As soon as the full size of the zombie is free of the trees, the plant-nay-guard-post starts to move violently, as the goblins emerge.

Goblin:

- "Out! I Tell Zikomo the Father has come! You stay here and guard!"
- "No! You stay here, I get Kumanda Slays-Nine-Men! You stay guard!"

Unable to work out their difference, both run into the caves, squabbling and squawking all the way.