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Male Goblin Alchemist/1

Havok smiles as Rosie plays her song, he waits until she is finished, he takes a quick look around to make sure no one else is looking before speaking "You know, my smell is simply a social deterant. I've been thinking of bathing as it was never a priority before. Seems I left it too long now and the smell is now overpowering..."

If anyone passes by, "Havok think that good idea! Havok think you play beautifully..."

No night actions, will head to bed after talking to Rosie, may go search for something to bathe with


Male Goblin Alchemist/1

Havok goes about his swabbing duties, content that he has his full allotment of recipes again. He notices Lorelei blushing throughout the day and shakes his head. Will never understand the appeal of "mating". Female goblins are beyond hideous... although... those two halfling woman are rather fetching.... He shakes his head to clear that line of thought. Would have to get rid of my social deterrent before I am able to attract a mate. Maybe I will look into bathing...

Strength Check for Swabbing 1d20 ⇒ 19

Havok grabs his rum ration and pockets it into one of his flasks.
Stealth 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (8) + 12 = 20

Should really look into making this stuff into a better alcohol, I'm sure someone would appreciate not drinking this stuff, smells awful.

Havok goes to find Rosie, "Hi pretty Halfling lady, you like fiddle back? You play song for Havok? Havok likes songs!"


Male Goblin Alchemist/1

Havok grabs the alchemist kit, "ooooooo, Havok make better booms, not silly cocktail booms, but really booms, Thanks pretty Besmara lady!"

This means I can stop using the pots and pans that I lifted from the kitchen to bake my ingredients. Now where should I set this up without causing a fire?!


Male Goblin Alchemist/1

Havok has the potential to be comic relief, or scary psychopath. He's currently playing both and not really leaning towards any at the time, so I can swing either way

I am also a fan of the combat descriptions, both as a player and as a GM. I however believe that we can be as gory as we should be, as long as everyone is ok with it.

Other ways for skills is good, nice and imaginative


Male Goblin Alchemist/1

Havok looks to Sandara, Cleric of Besmara, eh? What she need with us?

"Hullo pretty lady, what you like to talk bout?"


Male Goblin Alchemist/1

I own all the books, have read them, and I am also running an RL version of it as well.

But unfortunately I am already running a AP on these forums and I won't run more then one at a time.

As much as we don't want to face it, we may have to end it here


Male Goblin Alchemist/1

Good luck in your travels, Nerk. Sorry to see you go


Male Goblin Alchemist/1

Well our GM just posted in another campaign as a player, so I say we wait


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did we scare away the GM again? If only we could merge with another S&S game, Ornotck would have some competition as ladies man with Aldon Longstrider, and Havok and Marn could compete for who's bombs are bigger.

Pun intended


Male Goblin Alchemist/1

Wow, haven't heard a Wayne's World quote in a decade


Male Goblin Alchemist/1

If it was me, I'd invite the lady over to help you, so you can get your chores done and still spend time with her. It worked on my wife, who would come with me to the laundry mat every Saturday

However, this might not work for everyone


Male Goblin Alchemist/1

ha, I would have closed my eyes and stayed in bed and taken a personal day at that point


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How is everyone on this fine Wednesday morning?


Male Goblin Alchemist/1

Havok relaxes in his hammock, swinging to the rhythm of the ship. "Havok cook on last ship, before crew split up. Havok miss old ship, old ship was happy..." He rolls over and tries to sleep


Male Goblin Alchemist/1

Havok sighs, looking at the blank look in the Halfling's eyes I'm not going to explain it to her, but I'm sure I could find the others in the act and show her.... no no, bad idea, continuing with my work is way more important.

Havok goes into his formula book and rips out a page, he hands it to Fen, "Here you need more, as you cook now" The page is what appears to be a recipe for "Havok's Fish Ball Soup", but the part that is shocking is that it is written a concise hand with exact measurements and instructions. All in perfect common.

Havok goes back to his work, once he is finished, he puts away his improvised alchemy kit and heads to his hammock for the night.


Male Goblin Alchemist/1

Havok looks to Fen at her question, Awful smelling?!? Must be the sulfur from the brackish water from the bilges...

"Havok make booms, and special go-go juice"

Havok shakes his head as Lorelei and Ornotck try to sneak off, he looks to Fen with a smile, "They drunk, booze do weird stuff, they go make mommy and daddy dance!"

Hopefully that's enough of an explanation, would rather not have to teach her the dynamics of mating...


Male Goblin Alchemist/1

Well that raises a good point, just how Sheldon knew a lot about football, Havok could know a lot about "anatomy"

Oh and I call my director at work "Howard" because he only has his masters degree. He huffs every time I call him that.


Male Goblin Alchemist/1

I'm sure Plugg and Scourge can easily fulfill that role


Male Goblin Alchemist/1

Yes Havok is Sheldon Cooper inside his brain and a five year old kid/goblin when speaking. His IQ is high enough that he could talk normally, but hey, he plays it down for the fun of it!


Male Goblin Alchemist/1

Havok continues to brew his bombs and extracts into the night, he overhears Lorelei and Ornotck and raises an eyebrow slightly.

Carnal relations for the purpose of coitus... never understood the idea behind it. Now this I understand... ethanol alcohol distilled to its basic element for a perfect oxidization catalyst. Followed with an excelerant will cause the proper chain reaction for exactly what I need...

He finally looks over to Lorelei and Ornotck, "Shhh, Havok working!"


Male Goblin Alchemist/1

Havok uses the alcohol as a reagent for his bombs


Male Goblin Alchemist/1

Nighttime Actions
Rum Ration: Pocket
Stealth Check 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (4) + 12 = 16

Having finished with his work for the day and getting more bare materials, Havok heads to his bunk and begins to brew up his missing extracts, bombs and mutagen. After finishing, he heads to bed early for the night

Brew Bombs, an extract of shield, true strike, and a Dex mutagen.


Male Goblin Alchemist/1

Havok smiles broadly, Anything for Rosie friend!!


Male Goblin Alchemist/1

I have a friend who pretty much lives by that


Male Goblin Alchemist/1

Havok's not looking for love. Just looking for a good bang... bombs that is!!!


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Havok looks puzzled for a second, "Fiddle? stings?! music box?!? Havok be right back!" Havok discreetly runs down to his bunk and opens up the locker. He grabs out the fiddle, hides it in his coat and comes back up on deck. He hands the fiddle to Rosie. "Strings?"


Male Goblin Alchemist/1

Havok rather dirty, dirty work his specialty!

Wait, wrong kind of dirty...


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Havok smiles at Rosie "My last captain used words like yours, like xxxxxx and xxxxxxx, I like you Rosie, even with all the bad pirates here." He moves in closely to Rosie to whisper. "I knows you weres pressed with us, I sneak good, does you need me to find anything for yous?"


Male Goblin Alchemist/1

I'm sure you would hate that...

although why even give lashings? Can't we have a happy ship where the pirates work hard for the promise of plunder?


Male Goblin Alchemist/1

Well its been 7 days, so what's the usual wait time before we get sad, realizing the campaign has folded?


Male Goblin Alchemist/1

In all seriousness, I would build this character for Master Gunner. As you said, a goblin pyromaniac in charge of heavy artillery is a fun idea

I think Nerk said we could have gunpowder, which means cannons, lots and lots of cannons. Kind of the reason I want a warship. Speed is good, but having twelve cannons on each side....epic


Male Goblin Alchemist/1

So who's gonna be our captain? Captain Havok sounds pretty cool!


Male Goblin Alchemist/1

Havok wants a war ship, like a galley!


Male Goblin Alchemist/1

My daughter's room is all pink with a Zelda theme


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No, in fact you want one more? you can have mine

Kidding, she's too cute to give away, I will take payment though!


Male Goblin Alchemist/1

where'd everyone go? It's so quiet


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Havok sees the halfling and moves closer to her, "Hullo! I'm Havok! Who be you?" Havok puts on as much as a smile as he can for the pretty halfling lady, making sure to stay down wind from here so as not to freak her out by his smell

Diplomacy 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (19) - 2 = 17


Male Goblin Alchemist/1

Nice, forums are back up. I will post in an hour once I get to work


Male Goblin Alchemist/1

Day 2 - Day Work - Influence

Havok begins to scrub the decks, it's long and tiring work, but Havok is a good worker and he gets threw it with no issue.

Strength Check 1d20 ⇒ 14

While working, he tries to spot another press ganged sailor, someone his own height as he is still a bit skittish around people larger then him

Believe there's a gnome or halfling, but not sure which are working as swabs with us. Whichever one it is, Havok will try to work by them and strike up a conversation


Male Goblin Alchemist/1

Havok puts the flask back on his belt and smiles at all the knocked out pirates. He's suddenly aware that they are late for day shift and he scrambles up to the deck to get his daily swab assignment.


Male Goblin Alchemist/1

Havok whimpers slightly as he bite his tongue and looks to Arreta with hatred. He pulls out one of his flasks and shows it to her. "This big boom! You go! Or you go boom!"

Waits for his turn to see if she continues to attack, or walks away.


Male Goblin Alchemist/1

Havok's Turn:
Havok continues to chase after and bite Aretta

Attack 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
Damage 1d2 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
Fumble Confirm 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
snake eyes...


Male Goblin Alchemist/1

I may take the feral mutagen discovery because of how my character likes to fight, go go lethal bite attack!


Male Goblin Alchemist/1

No, I'm good, just making sure you aren't waiting on me


Male Goblin Alchemist/1

Do I need another action, or is my last one still going to happen?


Male Goblin Alchemist/1

Hey guys and dolls, if anyone is interested in playing a Golarion mobster, check out Voice's campaign. Just post in the recruitment forum or message Voice

The Blood Knives

Currently we are looking for one person, preferably a front liner. This is a CN or evilish campaign.


Male Goblin Alchemist/1

Confused as to who's turn it is now

Havok's Turn:
Havok will continue to bite the nearest pirate.

Attack 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 1 = 18
Damage 1d2 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3


Male Goblin Alchemist/1

Havok will bite another pirate that he sees, one that isn't already running

Attack 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6

But misses his vicious bite attack


Male Goblin Alchemist/1

Havok's Turn:

Havok will lunge at the first pirate that he sees and will attempt to bite his/her leg.

Attack 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (20) + 1 = 21
And the goblin crits with a bite attack!
Damage 2d2 ⇒ (2, 1) = 3


Male Goblin Alchemist/1

My Turn! I do exactly what I said a few posts ago