Sai Ling's Untitled Campaign (Inactive)

Game Master Sai Ling

Ragnar meets Scourge's eye and grunts his acknowledgement. He shrugs at Lorelei's look of sympathy but says,"Nuhz suhnguhng." before she calls it a night. From there, he mingles as he can on deck, checking out the pirate games and seeing if that Sandara is around so he can offer his garbled thanks.

Havok walks up to the two lockers and tries to give them a good sniff, trying to locate his gear.

Perception Check to smell gear 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 = 20

If I can't smell my gear I will attempt to open the locker on the right if they are side by side

Havok checks if the locker is locked Disable Device to unlock if it is locked - take 20 if I can 20+6 = 26

Activity on deck in the evening:
Aside from card and dice games, there are three games going on that anyone may or may not care to play. Heave is a fairly lethal-looking drinking game, involving half-pint glasses of rum. Hog lobbing involves tossing a lump of lead in a greased piglet skin. Arm Wrestling is pretty familiar, though the broken glass and caltrops make it a bit more interesting.

Havok looks to the locker on the right and gives it a quick look over, looking to see if it's trapped in anyway

Perception to check for traps 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10
Havok tries to pick the lock on the locker Disable Device1d20 + 6 ⇒ (16) + 6 = 22

Crossing my goblin fingers!!!

Hopefully you won't lose those fingers. :)

After her singing performance, Lorelei sleeps for the rest of the night. All the games look too dangerous for her to try and she's not sure she wants to go sneaking about on her first night. Maybe another night I can find a partner in crime to go scouting about with. Much easier to explain why two people are slipping away from any watcher than just one. Also need to find a way to the book back to that little gob. Bet some amusement would occur if he had it back.

Ragnar shakes Sandara's offered hand in a manly grip, cementing the pragmatic overture of friendship. "Ruhgnuh.", he likewise offers with a thumb to his chest.
Are these all being played for money? I assumed all my coin was seized.

Havok clasps a hand over his mouth to contain his glee. He looks through the stuff and straps on all his gear. He grabs a flask and empties out the alcohol he pocketed into the flask and straps it back in place. His ears droop slightly when he doesn't see his recipe book. Must be somewhere else!

He quickly pockets the alchemist fires, the flasks of acid and takes the masterwork thieves tools. He looks at the fiddle, prepares to put it back into the locker, then shrugs and slides it into his pack. He grabs two backpacks and separates the gear into two bundles. He picks up one bundles and prepares to silently sneak back to the bunks.

Stealth Check - First Load 1d20 + 16 - 3 ⇒ (20) + 16 - 3 = 33

He is so quiet that be blends right into the side of the boat. He goes back for the second bundle.

Stealth Check - Second Load 1d20 + 16 - 3 ⇒ (5) + 16 - 3 = 18

Havok, in his haste, isn't as sneaky the second time, but is still pretty quiet

Con Save for Exhaustion 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

After getting the second bundle away, he is quite tired and exhausted for the coming day of work

Should we respond in spoilers?
Ragnar smiles and nods- at least a few people will get his name right. After nodding to the other sailors, he takes a seat near the card game.
He points around at the other four.
"Yuh'll pruhzhd tuh?", he inquires, making a pressing motion with his hands to get it across better.

Now that she is out of the way, better get some rest, what ever amount i can get on this tub,
Ornotck then goes to sleep for the night, if at all possible.

who knows what the rest of you guys might do while i try to sleep :P

Hey, I'm being a good girl for the night. Tomorrow night may be another story though...;)

I'm completely sloshed from my first ever double dose of rum. I'm guessing that how I feel in the morning will keep me from ever doing that again.

@ Ragnar, it just helps me to break mine down that way. No real need. No big secrets. That said, if we could bracket the conversation with Sandara in spoilers, I think the rest of the crew is ready to start the next day's adventure.

The next morning, the ship's bell awakens you at dawn, and there is a commotion as the sailors leap, stagger and crawl out of their hammocks and start towards the stair. Five of them hang back, blocking the way up before you get there.
"In a hurry?" Slippery Sy asks, giggling as she pushes Lorelei in the chest. The pirates are unarmed, but there is no doubt they're after a fight.

Please let me know if we need to take care of any further business from yesterday. Then, roll for initiative.
1d20 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 2 = 12
Besides Sy, Aretta, Fipps, Jape and Maheem are ready to fight. There's a fair chance you've at least heard their names during the previous day's festivity.

Did I get everything without being found? If so.. then read the rest

Havok comes back with his bundles and takes his cutlass and stores it in the locker by his bunk. He takes the masterwork tools and locks the locker with it. He grabs up the rest of the stuff and goes over to Ornotck's sleeping bunk and tries to shake him awake. He opens up the packs.

"Big Bro, any of these yours?" If any of the other press ganged people begin to wake up. He will approach them individually and ask if there is anything of their's in the packs. He will whisper, "Anyone missing string box{fiddle)?"

Init for combat 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6

For one blissful moment, Odiseo thinks that it's all been a dream, that the bell he heard was some butler signaling that breakfast was served. But then he noticed the swaying of the hammock, and the general funk of too many unwashed bodies in a confined, poorly ventilated space.

"Ohhh, I'm still on this wretched boat, aren't I?" he groans.

Correct, the whispers answered. You are also suffering from the after-effects of alcohol intoxication.

"Like I need you to tell me that," Odiseo says as he massages his temples.

Odiseo's trudge towards the stairs is interrupted when one of the pirates shoves a halfling backwards into his path.

"Hey! he exclaims as he catches the girl by the shoulders before they both fall. "What'd you do that for? She's just trying to get by."

initiative: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 1 = 16

Fen falls out of her hammock and grabs her throbbing head. "Ohhhhhh, what happened? I feel terrible..." As she stumbles towards the stairs she bumps into the back of Lorelie. "What? What's going on?"

init: 1d20 + 5 - 2 ⇒ (3) + 5 - 2 = 6

I knew there was something. You made it back with everything. Nobody claims the fiddle, but then, they're all asleep. It's that heavy, hard day's work and a punishing amount of booze kind of sleep, so probably divvy the spoils this day that we're just starting.

Happily, but quietly, exclaiming: "You found my stuff? Thank you and I think I also have something that may belong to you." Lorelei will hand over to Havok the book she had found earlier in the day.

init 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 2 = 20

Catching her balance from the push, Lorelei decides there will be no talking to these pirates and that a good offense is the best way to go.

On her turn she will cast

Thus far we have Lorelei, Odiseo, Pirates, Fen and Havok, but let's hear from the big guys before we start anything. Tight quarters make the burst spell tricky, but you should be able to catch three without getting any of your guys.

DM:

Have I rested well enough to recover any hp in the morning?
Initiative: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7
Pressing forward past Odiseo and Fen, Ragnar stands just behind Lorelei and smiles, looking more than a bit unhinged. He cracks his knuckles and loosens his neck and shoulders. The Ulfen fixes Slippery Sy with his demented gaze and puckers his lips at her.
Intimidate: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 3 = 20

So then everyone should have their gear back, just make sure to not make it obvious that you have it. Don't want anyone to get keelhauled like Magpie

Before combat

Havok sees his recipe book and gives Lorelei a big hug, which is cute and disgusting at the same time due to his smell.

"I try make something special for you! Really yummy!

Back to the present

haha...I didn't actually have any gear - and at this point am pretty much less than useless in combat (especially since my strength is down to 6 after all that ale). But hey, I can cook a good pirate meal!

Fen barely even notices the embrace from the goblin as she tries to figure out why her head is pounding so badly.

Ragnar reminded me. Everyone recovers 1 hp and 1 CON, except Ornotck and Havok, who stayed up past their bedtime.
Waiting on Ornotck's initiative.

Thanks little bro, now lets hide this stuff. puts his stuff back in the locker.

initiative: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
on my action
to sy or sly what ever.Look I had a hard night day yesterday and last night.pulls out a dead rat from his cloths. now you will let us all go up and do our jobs or you will have a mouth full of rat, what will it be. And i dont care about getting in a fight i have a whipping today anyway so what is some more.
intimidate: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (19) + 7 = 26

Next time, I'll just roll for all if that works for everyone.
Battle Map

The pirates will begin as follows:
Sy E5
Aretta E6
Fipps E4
Jape E3
Maheem D6
In general, moving over hammocks and stores is rough terrain.
No surprise round, since they're ready to fight and not making a big secret about it.
Initiative as follows:
Lorelei - Grease (10' burst, so tell me/show me where you're putting it.)
Odiseo
Them
Ragnar
Fen
Havok
Ornatck

Past I never thought I'd be accepting a hug from a goblin...

Present
Burst - D6, D5, E6, E5
Also, you big guys seem quite intimidating, especially with the kissy face. :)

At least you know it's not going to be french kissing.

Also, I'm going to place you guys according to ... well ... me.
Lorelei - F5 (right in front of Sy)
Everyone else who said where they were seems to be right behind you. Bard as tank, go!
Ragnar G4
Odiseo G6
Fen G3
And since leaving Lor all alone in the front seems cruel and unusual, we'll put
Ornotck F4
Havoc F6

Lorelei's spell is a DC 14, I think? and affects
Sy 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 2 = 13
Maheem 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 2 = 19
Aretta 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22

As Lorelei throws her spell (taking a 5 foot step back (to G5) so that the three pirates next to her can't take attacks of opportunity) Sy lunges forward, the suddenly slick floor taking her off her feet and dropping her on her chin. Maheem and Aretta manage to keep their feet....

Odiseo's at bat.

DM:

I... I only want to love.

Gorum's priests are very serious about "Honor thy father."

DM:

Odiseo's eyes roll back to only show their whites and a stream of ominous sounding syllables begin pouring out of his mouth.

As per his oracle's curse, Odiseo can only speak and understand Aklo during combat situations. Casts cause fear at Maheem, DC 15 Will save to only be shaken for one round.

oh i think there will be more then kissy face latter on if i can help it :p

It's there turn now right?

So not fair.. No one gets intimidated if I make kissy faces. :(

@ Casters So, yeah. Unarmed combatants don't get attacks of opportunity. Oops on moving you back Lorelei. In future combats, please remember that casting provokes attacks of opportunity.
1d20 - 1 ⇒ (10) - 1 = 9
1d20 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6
As Odiseo incants, the big Rahadoumi's eyes grow wide.

Sy's laughter dissolves into furious screams as the floor turns slick beneath her and she falls. Rather than waste time getting up, she lashes out with a vicious kick aimed at the nearest target, Havok.1d20 - 1 ⇒ (7) - 1 = 6 In her anger, her hip slips on the floor and her foot passes within several inches from the goblin's nose.

Aretta looks murderously at Lorelei and attempting to move off the greasy floor 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22 steps forward (to F5), swinging her fist 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21 and landing one right on the bard's chin.1d3 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3(non-lethal)

Fipps grins at the half-orc right in front of him, and remembers the lesson his dad taught him years ago: playing fair is for fools. He ducks and sweeps his leg at Ornotck's peg, 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10 which the big ranger is able to nimbly hop over, much to the pirate's surprise.

Jape, side-by-side with Fipps, attempts to punch Ornotck 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (16) + 3 = 19 and lands a solid body blow. 1d3 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3 (non-lethal)

Now it is Ragnar's turn. I'm not sure if you and Ornotck are still planning on intimidating, so I'm not going to play that out just yet. I think the best thing is to have everyone announce their actions when they can. I'll resolve them in the appropriate order.
Remember that Sy is on the floor (+4 to melee attacks, -4 to ranged) and that Ornotck and Havok are flanking Aretta.

So not fair.. No one gets intimidated if I make kissy faces. :(

Flees in panic at the mere thought

Havok will five foot step backwards, out of melee contact and will pop his extract of shield, increasing his AC by 4

Is there space for me to get in someone's face?

Is there space for me to get in someone's face?

You are next to Aretta, or you can move up beside Ornotck (F3)and be in Fipps and Jape's faces. Is the map not showing? Or am I describing things unclearly?

Yes, it's clear and I can see the map. Just double checking- posting from work so I can't keep the map open too long.
Ragnar takes a swing at Aretta.
Punch: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9
Nonlethal damage: 1d3 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

Swing and a miss

Fen tries to peek out from behind the larger folk to see what is happening. "What's going on? Why are we fighting?"

I'd love to help out but I literally have no combat options at the moment ;). Maybe next round I'll try an aid another attack or something. Until then - I'm here for moral support! Go team!

My Turn! I do exactly what I said a few posts ago

We'll get you your monkey soon, Fen.
Havok is shielded.
Ornotck is up, followed by Odiseo and Lorelei.

We seem to have an active group, but some are more active than others.
Feel free to post your actions ahead of your "turn," to help things move along.

if dirty trick is allowed i try to put the rat in fipps mouth, stopping him from talking. if not a normal attack. also fav enemy humans, and fatiged is put in as well
dirty trick: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 2 = 9
if no dirty trick allowed
unarmed strike: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7
1d3 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
seems eather way it is a miss, now just need to find out if i pulled a rat out or not

I would never be able to call myself a GM again if I didn't allow you to stuff a dead rat in someone's mouth. You just have to give PF a tip of the hat for actually making rules to cover it. The dice have spoken, but it was DEFINITELY the rat-mouth-stuff maneuver that missed.

That was a awesome dirty trick attack. :)

On her turn, Lorelei will throw a punch at Aretta, but miss.

punch 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6