”Lords, Ladies, Great Houses of Korvosa, Men of Import, Men of Infamy, Nobles, Scholars, Bankers, Arch Mages, Guildmasters, and assembled esteemed guests, it is my distinct honor to introduce the Upturned Cup!”
A flourish of drums, trumpets, and a solemn chanting from the officers and men of The Stout Legion filled the silence as Harold introduced the members of the party of heroes.
”Inquisitor of Abadar, Savior of Korvosa, and the Hammer of Justice, Far-Slayer of Foes, and Wielder of the mightiest bow in the city, Betrothed of Djinn, and the Conscience of the Upturned Cup, He of the inimitable and implacable meter of the Will – Inquisitor Ferox Kerr!”
With a refreshed flourish, the accompanying instruments and the throbbing chant was a compliment to the applause and cheering that greeted Ferox as he made his way through the antechamber door and into the magically brightened throne room.
Ferox bowed with a stoicism and humility that marked him as a true disciple of Abadar. He began formulating an apropos anecdote involving a family of Aristocrats auditioning for a talent show, but the applause was too great, and by the time he finds space to tell it, Harold had moved on, smoothly cutting off the Inquisitor before he could begin.
”With great pleasure, I introduce the Savored Sting of Calistra, Savior of Korvosa, the Dancing Shadow of the Horizontal Tango, Wielder of the Whip Flagg, The original Double Back, and the Visitor in the Night, the one and only,” Harold risked a wink at this last, knowing as he did about Gaius’ duplicates, ”Master Gaius Lirsiiv!”
With a resounding crack of the whip, Gaius strolled cooly out of the antechamber into the light and noise of the room, and grimaced with distaste at the proceedings, for he knew where this was headed. Gaius slipped into the shadows and disappeared, much to the delight of the assembled crowd, who assumed it was showmanship and mystery, rather than an exfiltration of silent protest.
Harold continued, booming his stentorian tenor over the wild cheers, ”A riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma – The magical mastermind and a penumbra formed by emanations from the mysterious forces of magic… The great Wizard and Savior of Korvosa, betrothed of Djinn, and honored by all, he who has literally escaped the jaws of death on two occasions, Morkeleb the Mighty!”
Morkeleb stepped into the light, and with a wry grin summoned a bit of his trademark green mist to accompany his entry. He nodded sagely to the men and women gathered, and made a small secret sign of respectful recognition to the august trio of archmages in attendance from the Academae, one of whom was the reclusive headmaster, Toff Ornelos himself.
Harold continued, ”And the master of the forge, the scarred, mute, fire-born and steel-spined, Master Smith, sage advisor, Reborn of Fire and Flame in the Desert Feeding Grounds of the Quah-Kael, Savior of Korvosa, and the father of the Mighty Kegerator, The dwarven brother and wise counselor of the Upturned Cup, Master Sandor Strongbellows!”
Sandor appeared with a frothy mug in hand somehow, and upon entering the room, raised it in toast to Korvosa first, the assembled ladies second, the assembled lords a begrudging third, and finally with a shout to the heavens, to the brothers he had fought beside, the Upturned Cup.
”The beastmaster, beloved and honored of Sarenae, who fell in battle and was raised in triumph, the man with two lives - who has dedicated his second incarnation to…”[b] Harold paused and looked around the room conspiratorially, as an aside he stage whispered, [b]”Who might say, if he can’t give the secret himself?“
The herald continued in a lusty voice, ”Savior of Korvosa, the silent but deadly ranger who stalks the streets or the city seeking only to right wrongs and avenge evil; Slayer of Sharks and blessed son of Korvosa’s urban wilderness… The honored bearer of the mighty blade Serethiel… Lord Ranger Thorgrym the Tracker - slayer of the foul usurper and sunderer of the Crown of Fangs!” Harold paused for effect, and stood slightly aside to avoid being bowled over, ”and his faithful hound, Bucho!”
The gasps of wonder tempered by fear as Bucho galloped through the door followed closely by Grym were comical to those men of the Upturned Cup. Thorgrym nodded and, though his fated muteness prevented his responding, his nature would have had him as taciturn regardless.
The crowd loved Grym, and was clearly terrified of Bucho. A mixed bag of cheers and frightened gasps underscored the point.
Harold held up his hand to request silence. He was after all in the employ of Odric, and his master had made clear his intent for this moment.
Upon seeing his hand, the officers and men of The Stout Legion lined the sides of the entryway and raised their blades to form an archway.
Harold the Herald, with impeccable timing, began his practiced recitation of Odric the Stout’s titular lines, ”Lord Vindicator Odric the Stout of the Upturned Cup - Scion of the First Cousin of House Endrin, Defender, shieldmate, and Brother to his fellows, Son, Servant, and Savior of Korvosa and Commander of the Korvosan Guard, Bloodsworn protector of lambs, The Lion of the Midlands - expert exsanguinator - the indefatigable colossus - known throughout the land as the Relentless Butcher, Master swordsman and Author of doom to his foes…”
Harold paused for breath and continued with a renewed vigor as his word flowed with near-magical power, ”He of the crippling cuts, who's might unmans the manly, who's strength saps the strong, who's nerve enervates the brave - he has the power to sicken with a blow, to deafen, blind, demoralize, defeat, and destroy. Bearer of The Strongbellows Masterwork the Kegerator,” a nod to Master Sandor here, ”a magnificent blade forged of steel, sweat, and Dwarven precision, esorcelled by
Morkeleb the Mighty with dweomers and mystical incantations,” and a nod to Morkeleb the Mighty here, ”…imbued with the power of the Netherworld with an unslakable thirst for the corrupted energy of the undead, and tempered by battle-spilled blood - quenched in the guts of the forces of evil.”
Harold took another breath, and continued to recite his master’s sobriquets, ”Blessed of the Netherworld, Bane of the Undead, and Necromancer's End, Purifier of the Red Veil and the Vampire's Death Knell, Slayer of Tyrants, having brought about the bloody death of the False Emperor Piltz, Killer of Giants, Twice-duped of Elfaba” Harold winked through the gateway to a startled Odric at this pronouncement.
”Delver of the Acropolis of the Thrall-Keepers; Tshamek-no-longer; Godswallowed and Reborn - as a brother to Master Sandor - of Fire and Bile from the cleansing gut of Cindermaw the Clan-Eater, the Mountain-that-Crawls and the Fire-that-Roars, Denizen of the Feeding Grounds of the Quah-Kael; Cleanser and Plunderer of Scarwall; Thrice Dragonfoe: first bloodletter and the Blood-Burned Slayer of Bellasham, the Terror of Scarwall, Heroic Bane of Zamgarof the Black, and One of the Upturned Cup who Stymied the mighty Kazavon’s designs upon this World; Master of flight and of self-transmogrification; Wind-walker who faced the Usurper and triumphed, who faced down Kazavon, and who smashed the Sunken Queen.”
Harold paused for effect for the space of three heartbeats, ”Liege of the Stout Legion” Another pause here while the Stout Legion smashed their weapons against shields of the thudded them against the stone floor as appropriate.
”Lord of Stout Manor” A third pause while the household staff with Grough Rumblestone at their head gave a bass exclamation of acknowledgement.
”He of the Legendary Bowels of Truculent Vigor,” Again a wink to Odric, earning a rolling of the eyes and a twirling finger to indicate that it was time to move on.
”The Armored Juggernaut, Three-Time Champion of Eldred's Hot Wings Challenge; Drainer, Become Filler-and-Drainer of Oaken Kegs; Inquisitor-Branded Brewmeister, Architect and Proprietor of the Keg & Eagle, Purveyor of Spirits and Brewer of Fine Beers… It gives me great pleasure to introduce, Lord Odric The Stout!!!”
The cheers were deafening after such a buildup, the assembled nobles were primed for Odric’s announcement.
With a silver tongue, and perhaps a bit of bardic magic woven into his oration, Odric staked his claim to the Throne of Korvosa with his speech. Not all in the assembled crowd agreed with his claim – indeed, not even all within the Upturned Cup supported it – but the momentum of the announcement and the zeitgeist surrounding the Upturned Cup meant that Odric’s coronation was very nearly a sure thing.