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Looks like it was just my back having a days long cramp. Something was terribly out of place. Chiropractor helped out a bit, but gave me a scare saying it COULD be gallstones. I'm glad it was the one taken care of via muscle relaxers and not an expensive surgery.

Thanks GM, looks good! I wish you the best in the near future! Stay safe!

Goblin songs in the puddles!: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12

Sorry to all on the delay. I've had a medical issue flare up, and we're still determining what the exact cause is. I was in quite a bit of pain yesterday, so I didn't worry about posting here. Thank you for understanding.

Gurnk panics a little as the fox bites at his legs. "No. BAD ORANGE PUPPY!" Gurnk puts his hands to his face and stretches his face stressfully. "I do not like the orange puppies!"

"Especially the one that's standing over there!"

Flat check: 1d20 ⇒ 4 Uh oh. Frightened 1.

Something inside Gurnk clicks and he begins shaking a bit as he flanks and attacks the red fox. "No! Leave me alone stupid doggies!"

Action 1: Step. Action 2: Bite. Action 3: punch.

Bite: 1d20 + 7 - 1 ⇒ (6) + 7 - 1 = 12
Damage: 1d6 + 4 + 1d6 ⇒ (2) + 4 + (1) = 7
Punch: 1d20 + 7 - 1 - 4 ⇒ (3) + 7 - 1 - 4 = 5 That's a no

"Y-Yes? What kind of reward?" Gurnk asks worriedly, sending glances that scream "uh-oh" to the other Pathfinders.

Gurnk tightens his grip on his few possessions. He speaks hesitantly. "Spooky kitty, the games I grew up playing aren't games you'd like. Skin the cat comes to mind, as do songs of people running through forests and having things stolen from them. *Cough cough*. Probably not a game you want to play. Though, maybe you like goblin songs!?"

Deception to pass secret message: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12
Oh noes.

Gurnk keeps a very close eye on the "cat" as he begins the gruesome songs he grew up singing.

Performance: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 16

If green remains standing, Gurnk tears into him with jaws flaring. (I'm flanking because of the reach weapon, right?)

Attack Bite: 1d20 + 7 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 7 + 1 = 18
Damage: 1d6 + 4 + 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 4 + (6) + 1 = 16

Attack Bite: 1d20 + 7 - 5 + 1 ⇒ (9) + 7 - 5 + 1 = 12
Damage: 1d6 + 4 + 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 4 + (6) + 1 = 15

Kick: 1d20 + 7 - 4 - 4 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 7 - 4 - 4 + 1 = 8
Damage: 1d4 + 4 + 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 4 + (1) + 1 = 9

Gurnk runs through the trees with his new found speed to flank green circle and does his signature bite-kick-one-two!

Bite: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (9) + 7 = 16
Damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5
Sneak attack: 1d6 ⇒ 2

Kick: 1d20 + 7 - 4 ⇒ (7) + 7 - 4 = 10
Damage: 1d4 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7
Sneak attack: 1d6 ⇒ 5

D'oh. Gotta put that note on the character sheet.

Actual punch: 1d20 + 7 - 4 ⇒ (14) + 7 - 4 = 17

Apologies. I was finishing up a home campaign this weekend. Had a lot of last minute prep. Players threw me a curveball.

Gurnk quickly runs over and tries to bite yellow square across the thigh.

Attack against FF 'cuz flank!: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (16) + 7 = 23
Damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8
Sneak attack: 1d6 ⇒ 2

Gurnk laughs maniacally as he lets go and punches at the other leg.

Attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9
Damage: 1d4 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6
Sneak attack: 1d6 ⇒ 5

"Wait. You're alive? Somebody pinch him!" Gurnk says, eyes wide and slightly suspicious.

Still, Gurnk is glad to see the familiar wayfinder of another (probably) Pathfinder.

"My turn? Or does Zhao want to be the ghosty hosty again?" Gurnk jumps up and down for a bit like an overly excited child.

"Mister Zhao! Mister Zhao! CAN. YOU. HEAR. ME? How many fingers am I holding up?"

Gurnk lies in wait, jaw at the ready for if Zhao lashes out.

"It not us! Something else in the forest make things angry! Maybe somebody made stupid orange doggies not like Pathfinders?" Gurnk licks and gnaws at his open wound for a bit before remembering he shouldn't do that.

Reeling at the bite, Gurnk looks the fox over. "Bad orange doggie! BAD!" he shouts before..well...biting back.

Attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10

As Gurnk pulls back a face full of fur, he tries to punch the fox.

Attack: 1d20 + 7 - 4 ⇒ (2) + 7 - 4 = 5

He did make the mistake of swinging with the arm the fox had bitten, though.

He then retreats back to the other Pathfinders with a Stride, visibly angry.

Definitely hoping to use that same reaction if a fox continues to go for Gurnk.

"What...what's going on? Where'd everybody..." Gurnk then spies one of the foxes. "Oh." is all he utters as he draws his bow.

He Sneaks off to the side and fires an arrow at the blue fox.

Sneak: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (9) + 7 = 16

Attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10 Nope. That's a miss

EDIT: @GM: If Gurnk gets attacked, he plans to use Nimble Dodge as per the Rogue feat.

Gurnk walks over to the nearest kids. Though likely larger than him, he begins singing goblin songs in call-and-response style, trying to get the kids involved as best he can.

Performance: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8

Gurnk probably should have chosen songs that weren't about things like burning trees and skinning rats. Probably a bad choice on Gurnk's part.

Gurnk physically shakes in fear, but finds a bit of solace in the bard's lullaby before returning to quaking in his boots.

"Yes, yes, probably not, and maybe." replies Gurnk to all of the questions. "Have you seen anybody come by recently? Other than us?" he asks the woman before she can respond.

Boons:
Horizon Hunters Champion
I won't slot the one he has. I won't remember it anyways.

School Items:
2x Potency Crystals

As Gurnk picks up the Potency Crystals, he also grabs a Rapier.

"Gurnk can't stab things Gurnk can't see, so Gurnk won't stab Kami."

Gurnk has no more questions and is ready to set out.

"Oh that is no good. No good at all!" Gurnk shouts at the prospect of a recovery mission, his sharp teeth entering and exiting holes in his lips as he speaks. He's dressed in simple leather and has a matt of red hair messily sticking up between his ears (like those old troll dolls.) "We will do what we can so they didn't die in vain."

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"So we go to scary forest and find probably dead people and get the stuff back here. Got that right? Don't piss off the Kami, but probably other scaries there too. What do kami look like, so Gurnk knows not to stab them?"

Still need to get all of this character's stuff online, but I'm looking forward to joining you all!