Gunter the Penguin's page

quibblemuch wrote:

Once more, it is World Penguin Day.

On this day we don tuxedos and offer up herring to placate the World Penguin. As the ancient prophecies warn, unless yearly fed, the World Penguin will rise from Antarctic ice and waddle across the lands of humanity adorably crushing all in its path.

You know.

Ragnasquonk.

Noot noot.

Wernk wernk.

Wernk?

WERNK.

WERNK.

John Napier 698 wrote:

All kinds of tired, today. Why? Although I said that I sleep until 10:00, I was rudely awakened by receiving a face-full of sunlight at 8:00. *Grumble* Stupid sunlight has no respect for those that work late. *Grumble*

I know, right? And then there are the birds being loud...some of them don’t even wait for the sun to come up. Mourning doves at four in the freaking morning...grr... actually those birds are annoying whether it’s the school year when I have to get up at six or whether it’s summer and I just went to bed at three....stupid doves....

Wernk.

Doooooby-dooby-doooooo...

Dooby dooby doo....

Wernk.

Holy Knight of the Valley wrote:

Hellooooooo! Like, what's going on in, like, this thread and junk?

Ooh, could you teach me your Holy Sword techniques?!

<narrows eyes>

Release the Penguins!!

Wernk.

*explodes as predicted, is thrown by the blast out the window*

Weeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnk....

Wernk, dood.

Wernk.

Wernk.

I do like me some Adventure Time.

*reaches greedily for gun*

Wernk wernk wernk wernk.

*brains Krevon a few times with the blunt end of an icicle before stabbing him*

*rubs flippers together in anticipation*

Wernk.

*sits in the corner*

*watching*

*waiting*

Wernk wernk wernk.

Wernk wernk wernk! Wernk wernk! Wernk wernk wernk!

Wernk wernk.

Princess Bubblegum wrote:

Belle Leighn wrote:

Scintillae wrote:

ebon_fyre wrote:

Scint, you just made me snort soda.

Then my work is done, but I must go.

Tips hat, twirls cape, vanishes in a flurry of rose petals

I'd rather you not pick those without asking in the future, if it's all the same.

Science needs no permission. Also, I run this place.

HUBBA HUBBA!

Wernk wernk, wernk wernk wernk.

Wernk!

Wernk!

That too.. doo-be-doo!

Dooby Dooby Do....

Wernk?

Dooby dooby dooooooooo

Wernk.

Jessie Scott wrote:

Jason Bulmahn wrote:

Hmm.. folks here sure to seem to be worked up about something.. I can't imagine what.

Jason
I be Trollin...

They see me trollin, they hatin'...

Wasn't there supposed to be some test thing that releases today? I think it was something like the extra crafting rules play test?

I thought it was the new Turkey and Penguin animal companions to go with the season's festivities.

*lifts bottle threateningly*

Wernk.

Wernk?

Wernk?

John Kretzer wrote:

I never got around to the Discworld Novels...been meaning to just have gotten the time.

Penguins at least? Everyone likes Penguins, right?

Wernk wernk!!

Give me your soul!

*slap* Wernk. >=(

Gunter the Penguin wrote:

The 8th Dwarf wrote:

Gunter the Penguin wrote:

The 8th Dwarf wrote:

JMD- Adventure time, the Ice King.

*smashes bottles*

Now Gunter be nice...

Wernk. *smash*

Gunter go eat the Ice Kings socks.

Wernk! *slap*

Wernk!

Gunter the Penguin wrote:

The 8th Dwarf wrote:

JMD- Adventure time, the Ice King.

*smashes bottles*

Now Gunter be nice...

Wernk. *smash*

JMD- Adventure time, the Ice King.

*smashes bottles*

*waves bottle of unidentified substance threateningly*

Wernk!

Wernk! *smashes bottle on buildingside*

*sweeps glass away from baby birds*

*waves "Death to Pigeons" flag*

Weeeeeeeeeeernk.... *sails out a window*

*goes flying*

*knocks over every bottle in the house in the process*

*waddles out of a now very empty meat locker*

Wernk.

*waddles to the exit*

*sets down beaker and leaves with fish*

Wernk wernk, wernk wernk wernk. *horse slap*

Wernk? *lifts a beaker threateningly*

Tha Ice King wrote:

Gunter the Penguin wrote:

Gary Teter wrote:

I am testing something stupid!

Wernk! *smashes bottles*

GUNTER! Stop being a naughty pengy!

Sometimes, it's sad to see what's happened in one's absence.

We...rrnk? *blink blink*

*bottle smash*

Gunter the Penguin wrote:

Gary Teter wrote:

I am testing something stupid!

Wernk! *smashes bottles*

GUNTER! Stop being a naughty pengy!

Wernk wernk?