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Silver Crusade

Pathfinder Companion, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber

If by Paladin you mean Cosmo, and by horse you mean Sebastian umm hello Mr. Sebastian, what all is it you do at Paizo?


Sugar cubes or apples?

Scarab Sages

At what level does your Paladin become more powerful than you? We have a cavalier in our group and his horse got voted party leader because he can wipe the floor with any of the party members and probably the whole party if he wanted too.
Horses are too powerful! Down with horses!

Silver Crusade

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Yay or neigh?


Can I work twrd a Wombat mount?


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Do you have or admit to ever having a cutie mark?


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Your opinion on Catherine the Great?

Silver Crusade

Is it tough to listen to all the "we must go help, it's our duty" speeches day after day, if your alignment is different than your paladin's?

Also, is this what you dreamed of doing when you were just a wee colt?


(Blanket) 'I don't know. Why?'

Dark Archive

Why do horses get all the publicity?

What about all the mounts for smaller riders?

We're just as loyal, and faithful, and hard as nails!


which i s better as paladin's mount or Alain's mout?

Silver Crusade

Pathfinder Companion, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber
Steelfiredragon wrote:
which i s better as paladin's mount or Alain's mout?

That is a good question.

Paladin's mounts get all those abilities.

But Alain's mount makes up 90% of his CR (the other 10% is from equipment).


how often do you have to hear straight from the horse's mouth???


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I am starting to think Paladin's Horse is not going to answear any question...

I Blame Cosmo


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Which pony is best pony?

Silver Crusade

What's it like teleporting?

Silver Crusade

Why doesn't the horse answer our questions?

(That counts as a question, by the way.)


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It said, "ask your questions here". Not "get answers here".

Silver Crusade

true, true, and with the LG thing going on...


Wernk wernk, wernk wernk wernk. *horse slap*


Jaelithe wrote:
Sugar cubes or apples?

*CLOP* *CLOP*

NEIIIIIGH!!!

[snort]


how was trip to the glue factory????


casts speak with animals

So, what's it like subverting your own will to that of a much smaller and weaker creature whom you let ride on your back?


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Um, it's nicer when she's not wearing that metal shell-- that stuff is heavy! And when she sticks me in the sides with those pointy things on her feet I run fast to get away from them. But it never works! That's not fair! But she does rub me down after riding all day and she gives me tasty snacks and talks to me, so that's OK, so I actually kind of really like her, even if she pokes me with those pointy things.

And I've seen her kill things bigger and stronger tham me like the big bug-things and the big lizard thing that catches everything on fire. Fire is scary! So, I don't know if I'm really stronger than she is, and she has that one big shiny claw of hers is really long and really sharp and I wouldn't want to fight her anyway.

So... I guess it's OK with me!

And how come I can talk to a tree all of a sudden?

Silver Crusade

what did you do before your current job?


Why the long face?


lucky7 wrote:
what did you do before your current job?

*CLOP CLOP*

*shakes head*

NEEIIIGH!!

*snort*


Why won't pfs let you wear a belt already!


There used to be a species called dire horses. Did you meet one? What did you think of them?


*cast speak with animals*

Alright, dish the dirt - have you or any of your Paladin-serving peers fallen head over hooves for paladins? Did they pay to have you polymorphed? If the chance came up and things were emotionally compatible, would you take the chance or would you see that as a subversion of the natural order, no matter how strong the love and/or desire? Alternately, if your Paladin was turned equine, would there be emnity or would that make for closer feelings?


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*cast speck with animals*

How do you feel about being replaced by a motorcycle.


Are you of another color?


Cranky Bastard wrote:

*cast speak with animals*

Alright, dish the dirt - have you or any of your Paladin-serving peers fallen head over hooves for paladins? Did they pay to have you polymorphed? If the chance came up and things were emotionally compatible, would you take the chance or would you see that as a subversion of the natural order, no matter how strong the love and/or desire? Alternately, if your Paladin was turned equine, would there be emnity or would that make for closer feelings?

I like my master a whole lot! She feeds me nice hay or fresh oats or tasty apples and carrots as a snack and sometimes when she's REALLY proud of me a sugar cube! Yum! And after a hard ride she rubs me down and puts a warm blanket over me and m leads me to the stable and makes sure my hooves get shod when I need it. So, I like her a lot... but not THAT way. That's just WRONG! She's too small and only has two legs, and has no tail and her mane is all weird.

I did meet a really pretty horse named Polly once, but her last name wasn't Morff. She was very nice. We were in stalls next to each other in a town once a while ago. And I don't understand the rest of your question.


fictionfan wrote:

*cast speck with animals*

How do you feel about being replaced by a motorcycle.

[shakes head]

*Whinnies*

Do you know something I don't know?! She never said anything about getting a new horse! I don't think I believe you. And 'Amotir Sykel' is a pretty dumb name for a horse-- I think she has more horse sense than that!

Silver Crusade

*casts speak with animals* what did you do before your current job?


You good fried in own juice?


What do you think of llamas?


lucky7 wrote:
*casts speak with animals* what did you do before your current job?

This is my first job! When I was a colt, I lived on a farm with a lot of other young horses, and a lot of demanding but fair people taught me how to hold a rider, what the different pulls on the reins meant, what signals to pay attention to and what to ignore, when to rear up and kick things, how to be brave when riding near scary monsters, and stuff like that.


Bitey Tinygob wrote:
You good fried in own juice?

*Snorts angrily*


Lem the Halfling wrote:
What do you think of llamas?

They smell weird and spit!

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