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Flash Revival!: 80d300 + 90d400 + 100d1000 ⇒ (219, 156, 14, 145, 222, 160, 2, 199, 103, 287, 117, 257, 143, 289, 240, 55, 75, 99, 231, 207, 168, 189, 277, 73, 159, 96, 120, 20, 172, 31, 9, 167, 253, 62, 152, 46, 117, 144, 21, 147, 270, 233, 259, 146, 272, 90, 274, 185, 248, 12, 116, 74, 233, 43, 20, 27, 155, 256, 109, 299, 98, 205, 102, 83, 293, 219, 26, 20, 165, 111, 186, 52, 48, 122, 27, 156, 228, 230, 192, 224) + (256, 274, 304, 44, 122, 251, 338, 396, 321, 366, 2, 345, 140, 301, 116, 267, 349, 85, 192, 282, 271, 227, 338, 293, 366, 375, 61, 142, 354, 240, 156, 162, 74, 311, 295, 278, 225, 328, 30, 157, 272, 379, 261, 263, 400, 65, 76, 324, 281, 250, 266, 6, 396, 195, 294, 35, 266, 204, 257, 217, 319, 168, 3, 29, 63, 238, 320, 252, 43, 44, 311, 114, 159, 331, 103, 169, 251, 269, 398, 265, 44, 275, 224, 334, 295, 267, 320, 167, 209, 87) + (663, 859, 431, 190, 161, 588, 799, 395, 534, 514, 553, 312, 494, 992, 790, 33, 29, 290, 889, 359, 617, 399, 121, 852, 948, 846, 853, 628, 18, 600, 707, 535, 399, 611, 6, 659, 134, 910, 26, 142, 490, 688, 652, 297, 803, 124, 978, 111, 968, 431, 372, 109, 635, 649, 702, 109, 581, 537, 500, 890, 758, 339, 449, 448, 73, 749, 227, 179, 242, 816, 446, 373, 133, 138, 539, 822, 716, 576, 133, 195, 637, 72, 89, 745, 478, 860, 231, 331, 102, 107, 769, 608, 417, 209, 774, 144, 63, 135, 476, 28) = 78101

JTDV always does whatever he (it?) wants. And everything is done on Biblical proportions.

This one?

I cast a powerful illusion spell on GoatToucher, causing him to see that which scares him more than anything. He dies of fright soon after.

Not likely! Unless I get ANOTHER better offer! ;-)

Sounds good, they could be called 'essences' and would probably be neutral, incorporeal outsiders. Perhaps we could have something like fey creatures that have strong connection to the mystic arts instead of their home world. Or something like that.

Indeed and I am eternally grateful. Never again shall I pick a fight with a pixie, they fight dirty!

The next poster is Gorilla Grodd's second in command.

I cast a transformation spell on lorenlord, turning him into an egg then I smash hi on my head. In other words, he is dead but I'm the one with egg on my face.

IHIYC should not rule this city as I have already claimed it on behalf of Gorilla Grodd, who hates the 'filthy' humans (his words, not mine).

Actually I will, unless someone has a better offer.

Gasp! Who told you! Yeah, it's true, I just love snow globes! My favourite one is the enchanted Christmas village that is part of the 'demiplain in my pocket' range.

The next poster once spent 5 years in that very same snow globe.

EvilPaladin should not rule this city because he does not realize that gelatinous cubes do NOT come in red and I saved those orphans from 'old Jerry' as the blob had a 'kitten mentality' (it liked to play with its food before eating it). Also, EvilPaladin has some sort of problem with foo dogs for some reason.

I like your style, sir! :-)

*Bows low respectfully.*

No, I'm an EX-russian spy in Brazil. I left for warmer weather.

The next poster thinks they are made of candy.

I stick a magnetic collar on IHIYC and let him run for his life while I send a large, razor bladed metallic disc after him.

Senior clean-shaven! Olé!

And you are not green enough. Besides, you are also just a lowly goblin. That is why you cannot rule this city Poog!

Whereas I am so green, I'm red! ;-)

Look, an elf!

*Points at a long eared figure in the distance.*

Now I can take the win while Krevon is 'busy'.

Darn right I don't believe that! And I have proof:

1. Liranys was with me at a Mardi Gras festival when the other Pulg was out performing atrocities like when 'he' robbed the first national bank of Absolem.
2. Also, Liranys has doesn't like wearing disguises.
3. Finally, Liranys is a half elf pirate whereas the other Pulg is a chimaera experiment gone horribly wrong.

The next poster can confirm all of this.

Not grumpy!

Go back to the Labyrinth! Jareth has allowed me to have the victory!

I convince IHIYC to reenact a scene from Frankenstein. I play the role of the creature, thanks to my shape shifting powers, and IHIYC plays the role of my first victim. The rest explains itself.

Suddenly, the person GoatToucher was pointing to shape shifts into me!

Remember that corrosive pink barf? Well, it's back! And I dump a massive barrel of the stuff on GoatToucher.

What about Babau demons like me?

I couldn't agree more!

The guy who always makes me laugh! :-)

I had a west end production to be at,it was called 'Binky the Barfing Zomborg' and I was the leading man.

The next poster was also in the production and will tell us what their role was and what the play was all about.

*Turns into a fat zomborg dressed as a clown and spews corrosive pink coloured barf on GoatToucher*

Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk! Hiya kiddies!

Choice GoatToucher: the win or your life?

GoatToucher should not rule this city because he refused to show the popular hit kids TV show 'Spew You' just because it has a fat zomborg dressed as a clown that spews pink barf.

Not Don King!

What about their legs? They don't need those!

The next poster killed the Fantastic Four, only to incur the wrath of Dr Doom!

Don't come into MY back garden with that weak azz sheet! Sorry, not only do I not swear, I also don't know any 80's or 90's action flicks).

*Rigs GoatToucher's combine harvester to blow up.*

Here kitty, kitty! Got some lovely catnip for you!

*Takes the win once Kat's Eye is enjoying the catnip.*

The post revivalist!

Jingle jangle scarecrow with flippy, floppy hat!

Don't think so, 'biggun'!

I seriously doubt that! Still, to receive such a complement once in a while would be nice.

The next poster has gone on a great expedition, with an all female ragtag group consisting of: an orc, an anthropomorphic unicorn, a succubus, a vampire, a derro and an azata, to find the rare and dangerous awakuka bird that lives deep in the jungles of doolamugreda.

At last, I have found what I have been looking for, the mystical sword Angel Halo!

*Performs the mighty 'Quadruple Giga Slash' on GoatToucher.*

Die, lapdog of Ilias!

After awhile, I decide to take the win.

Finally free from GoatToucher, I transform into a giant killer jack-in-the-box and using my trusty spring loaded boxing gloves, I show Pulg the true meaning of 'terror in toytown'. But I have to be careful, my springs give a nasty recoil which means that sometimes, I get struck on the head with my own gloves.

By using my biomass, I am able to gain control of your body and over time, 'you' painfully transform into me.

My secret shame is this - that I didn't join the forum earlier.

The next poster often likes to book into hotels and make the porters run ragged by using multiple aliased including: 'enita bath', 'all coholic' 'Hugh jass' and (my personal favourite) 'prince babalamashamadingdong'.

I extinguish the flames, then I stamp on GoatToucher's head until it is nothing but pulp. That'll teach him to muck up the once in a lifetime opportunity I gave him - seriously, I had to convince all of those monster girls that he was me!

Until I and several others come along.

Grinning Jack, dental pirate extraordinare!

Learning of this, while TFF was at a bar, I decided to play match maker for GoatToucher. He promptly dies, drowning in pleasure given to him by 1000 beautiful monster girls. Lucky ducky!

The zing-meister!

GoatToucher should not rule this city, as his humour can only be appreciated by those who truly understand what it means to be funny.