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20 posts. Alias of I'm Hiding In Your Closet.


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Exo-Guardians

Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws?!?

I wanna do it!

Let's draw straws!

Jack said we should work together...

...Three of a kind!

BIRDS OF A FEATHER!

NOW AND FOREVER, WHEE!!!
Laaa-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la!
Laaa-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la!
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, lock him up real tight!
Throw away the key and then turn off all the lights!

First, we're going to set some bait
Inside a nasty trap and wait
When he comes a-sniffing
We will snap the trap and close the gate!

Wait, I've got a better plan
To catch this big, red lobster-man!
Let's pop him in a boiling pot
And when he's done, we'll butter him up!

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, throw him in a box!
Bury him for ninety years, then see if he talks!

Then Mr. Oogie-Boogie Man...

...Can take the whole thing over then
He'll be so pleased, I do declare
That he will cook him rare, WHEE!!!

I say that we take a cannon
Aim it at his door, and then
Knock three times and when he answers
Sandy Claws will be no more!

You're so stupid, think now!
If we blow him up into smithereens
We may lose some pieces...

And then Jack will beat us black and green!

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, tie him in a bag!
Throw him in the ocean then see if he is sad!

Because Mr. Oogie-Boogie is the meanest guy around
If I were on his Boogie-List, I'd get out of town!!!

He'll be so pleased by our success
That he'll reward us too, I'll bet!

Perhaps he'll make his special brew
- Of snake and spider stew, yeeheeheehee!!!

We're his little henchmen
and we take our job with pride
We do our best to please him
And stay on his good side!

I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb...

I'm not the dumb one!

You're no fun!

Shut up!

Make me!

I've got something, listen up!
This one is real good, you'll see
We'll send a present to his door
Upon there'll be a note to read
Now in the box, we'll wait and hide
Until his curiosity...

Entices him to look inside,
And then we'll have him, one, TWO, THREE!

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, beat him with a stick!
Lock him up for ninety years, see what makes him tick!
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, chop him into bits!
Mr. Oogie-Boogie is sure to get his kicks!
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, see what we will see!
Lock him in a cage and then throw away the KEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

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KAZAKHSTAN, greatest country in the world!
All other countries are run by little girls!
Kazakhstan #1 exporter of potassium,
All other countries have inferior potassium!

Kazakhstan, home of Tinshein swimming pool!
It's length thirty meter, width six meter!
Filtration system a marvel to behold,
It remove 80% of human solid waste!

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place,
From plains of Tarashek, to northern fence of Jewtown!
Kazakhstan friend of all - except Uzbekistan
(They very nosy people, with bone in their brain)!

Kazakhstan, industry best in world!
We invented toffee and trouser belt!
Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region
- Except, of course, for Turkmenistan's!

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place,
From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown!
Come grasp mighty penis of our leader
From junction with the testes to tip of its faaaaaace!!!

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*Suddenly...: 10d100 ⇒ (33, 22, 25, 38, 24, 31, 92, 93, 89, 68) = 515 Gremlins from the Kremlin trip, hop, and skip onto the field*

XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA!!!!!!!

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Pulg was there when Berlin Wall fell; met his first wife at BeamtenstippeUndDinkelbrotVerkostungfest (she'd just dropped in!).

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An observation wrote:
Dr Robotnik > Dr. wiley.

This is fact - ALL 'niks is good 'niks!

On other hand, 'Wiley' means 'coyote'...'coyote' means 'west'...and 'West' means CAPITALISTLIBERALFASCISTBOURGEOISIEGENTRYSUBVERSIVEOPPRESSIVEALLYENEMYPIGDO GS!!!

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Is simple: Raise vodka prices, everything else go kablooey afterward, no stopping. *2d5 ⇒ (4, 1) = 5 Gremlins shake their heads sadly*

Comrade Next Posterovich! You will tell us what is these "Troika Games", and why they make steam-that-works-magic-spelled-with-'k' in such obscura-ty, else we slam your fingers between door-crack and coat your domicile with marshmallow-fluff, da???

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Glorious success!
five-year plan finished in four
Two plus two is five!

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Fnord is what prevents Poland from can into space.

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Ahhhhhhhhh!!!
Ya ya yaaaah!
Ya ya yaaah!
Yaaah ya yah!

Ohohohohoooo!
Oh ya yaaah!
Ya ya yaaah!
Yaaah ya yah!

Ye-ye-ye-ye-yeh!
Ye-ye-yeh!
Ye-ye-yeh!
Ohohohohoh!

Ye-ye-ye-ye-yeh!
Ye-ye-yeh
Ye-ye-yeh!
Ohohohohooooooooooo!
Aaaaoooooh aaaooo!
Hooo haha!

Nah nah nah nah!
Nuh nuh nuh
Nuh nuh nuh
Nuh nuh nuh
Nuh nuh nah!!!

Nah nah nah nah nun
Nun-ah nun
Nun-ah nuh
Nah nah nah nah nah!

Nah nah nah nah Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Dah dah daaaaaaaaaah...
Da-da-dah...
Daaah.
Da-dah...

Lololololoooooooooooooo!!!

Lah la-laaah
La la laaah!
Haha!

Ohohohoho!
ho-ho-ho
ho-ho-ho!

Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!

Ohohohoho!
ho-ho-ho
ho-ho-ho!
Lololololooo...

AAIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
eeeee-eeeee-EEEEEEEEE!!!

Luh-luh-lah...
Lah
Lah-lah!!!

Ohohohohooooooooo!
BOPadududu-dah-da-du-daaaah!
Da-da-daaaah
Daaah
Da-daaah...

Lololololo
lololo
lololo
Lalalalah!!!

Trololololo
lalala!

Oh-hahaha-ho!
Haha-hehe-ho!
Hohoho-he-ho!
Hahahaha-ho!

Lolololololo
Lolololololo
Lolololololo
Lololo-LA!

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
La-la-laaaah!
La la laaaah!
Laaaah
La-lah...

Ohohohohoooooooooo!
La, la-
laaah!
La-la-laaah
haha...

Lololololo
Lololo
Lololo!

Ohohohoho!

Lololololo
Lo
lolo
Lololo

Ohohohohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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Da! We come from many sources! Anatoly is kugel, Sergei is caviar, Ivan is kvass, Anya is sólet, and Yuri is wallpaper!

Comrade Next Posterovich has brilliant screenplay and planned cast list for to finally bring TETRIS to big Hollywood screen!

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I moved out to Langley recently
with a plain and simple dream:
Want to infiltrate some Third-World place
and topple their regime
those men in black with their matching suitcases
where everything's on a need to know basis
agents got that swagger!
Everyone's so cloak-and-dagger!
I'm feeling nervous but I'm really kinda wishin'
for an undercover mission
that's when the red alert came on the radio
and I put my ear piece on!
Got my dark sunglasses on!
And I had my weapon drawn!

So I get my handcuffs!
My cyanide pills!
My classified dossier!
Tappin' the phones like YEAH!
Shreddin' the files like YEAH!
I memorized all the enemy spies I gotta neutralize today
YEAH-EAH-EAHHH It's a Party In The C.I.A.!
YEAH-EAH-EAHHH It's a Party In The C.I.A.!!!

I've done a couple of crazy things that have almost gotten me dismissed
like terminate some head of state who wasn't even on my list
Burn that microfilm, buddy, will you?
I'd tell you why but then I'd have to kill you
You need a quickie confession?
We'll start a waterboarding session!

No hurry on that South American dictator
I'll assassinate him later
that's when he walked right in my laser sights
and my silencer was on!
And my silencer was on!
And another target's GONE!

Yeah we got our BLAAACK OPS all over the world
from Kazakhstan to Bombay!
Paying the bribes like YEAH!
Plugging the leaks like YEAH!
Interrogating the scum of the earth
we'll break 'em by the break of day!
YEAH-EAH-EAHHH It's a Party In The C.I.A.!
YEAH-EAH-EAHHH It's a Party In The C.I.A.!!!

Need a country destabilized?
Look no further, we're your guys!
We've got snazzy suits and ties
and a better dental plan than the FBI's!!!

Better put your hands up and get in the van
or else you'll get blown away!
Staging a coup like YEAH!
Brainwashing moles like YEAH!
We only TOOORTURE the folks we don't like
You're probably gonna be OK
YEAH-EAH-EAHHH It's a Party In The C.I.A.!
YEAH-EAH-EAHHH It's a Party In The C.I.A.!!!

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*quietly begin rappelling down from ceiling*

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*an assortment of motley minimuses begin bouncing out of the rafters*

We do handiwork, troubleshooting, DA!?

We manage foreign-exchange program, too!

Exo-Guardians

We use GoatToucher Rump Ointment for propaganda campaign against Axis, make beloved leaders appear to People as having chronic sensitive problems (more than already is true, at least). Xaxaxaxaxa!!!

Next poster tried Burma Shave!

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...bowl of alphabet soup tell us EVERYTHING!

Next poster build top-secret machine to translate Roman alphabet soup into Cyrillic alphabet soup, then into Phoenician alphabet soup, then into Germanic rune alphabet soup, then back into Roman!

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KahnyaGnorc design fully-functional machine-gun made out of plaster from wall, scrap of leather valise, reclaimed SPAM tins, and deck of cards!

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Cluny Scourge is to be promoted for of being past year's #1 Most Productive Shock Worker in glorious and crucial bioweapon industry! DA!

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DA! We take big stix, beat wind spirits with them every time they do something undesired, give flowers or something every time they do something desired, eventually air is conditioned to do what we wish it to do - and is all natural! Comrade Pavlov-Approved! Is very good help on Japanese front!

Comrade Next Posterovich, why you have big banana in ear???

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DA! We sort them out, with lots of funny funny death-prank and rhapsodic muzik! Tro-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo...!

Comrade Next Posterovich, your refrigerator, is running?