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Table 1
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4

”Goma see nothing. Any of you see something?”
Table 1
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4

Goma perception: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8
Tuk Tuk Perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6
Table 1
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4
Sun DM wrote:

Forthish's harsh, challenging tone appears to pierce the fog, even before So and Lar can add a word or glare of their own.

"Chieftain is downstairs. She promise great glory for us. Sister is coming. She'll be so angry..."

The priestess begins to sob, and Lar speaks up, "Sarenrae's mercy is here, if you but reach for it. The world is filled with darkness. Wouldn't you rather walk the path of the light?"

1d20+26

As he says the word 'light', the sconces of the chapel flare to life, and glow briefly, bathing the area in a dawn-hued glow.

Congratulations! You're level 2! You also regain any spells / etc. as if you slept for the night.

”Hey! That felt really good. Do that again!l

Table 1
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4

(In goblin) ”You surrender. They stop hitting you. Stupid humans want everyone to like them.”
Table 1
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4

link:

“I kinda feel for her.”
“She’s a fine example of goblin kind.”
“I’d consider changing sides if it weren’t for this tattoo on my butt!”
“I never thought you were the type for a tramp stamp.”
“Dude! Never, ever call it that!”

diplomacy: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15
(In goblin) ”Is this worth dying for? You surrender, they let you go.”
Table 1
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4

casting acid splash
ranged touch: 1d20 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 4 + 1 = 11
damage: 1d3 ⇒ 3
Table 1
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4

Tuk Tuk will take a 5’ step for flank...
bite: 1d20 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 3 + 2 = 12 (flank)
damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6
Table 1
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4

Casting acid splash
ranged touch: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9 vs touch ac
damage: 1d3 ⇒ 1
Table 1
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4

I must be looking at an old encounter map... assuming a goblin is within range Tuk Tuk will try a bite

bite: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 12
damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5
Table 1
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4

”Goma see one! Goma see one!
Goma will cast acid splash at Festus’ goblin
ranged touch: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 18
damage: 1d3 ⇒ 1
Table 1
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4

Who me? Does Goma see anything?
Table 1
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4

Position is ok

Goma init: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (14) + 3 = 17
Goma perception: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (5) + 0 = 5

Tuk Tuk init: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10
Tuk Tuk init: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12
Table 1
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4

”You still like that? You not know goblins. You surrender they take your weapons, your armor. You talk to the chief in all tied up in chains. Talk go bad, and it will go bad, you in soup pot.”
Table 1
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4

"Why we all stand around? Let's do something!"
Table 1
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4

link:

“Well how about that. He can do something useful.”
“What?”
“Putting the goblins to sleep, not the talking bit. He still sucks at that.”
“True that.”

Table 1
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4

Goma casts acid splash
ranged touch: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11
damage: 1d3 ⇒ 2

Tuk Tuk moves to attack
bite: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 3 = 20
damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9
Table 1
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4

Goma casts acid splash
ranged touch: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15
damage: 1d3 ⇒ 1
Table 1
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4

Tuk Tuk will... bite: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 3 = 22
damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7
Table 1
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4

Tuk Tuk is good where he is, Goma will move back 10’
Table 1
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4
Forthish wrote:

Forthish starts a slow clap, his facial expression patronizing. "Well done Goma. Things are working out. Now we only have to fight through every other goblin in order to accomplish our mission. I think I can honestly say that I could not have done it the same way."

After a few more seconds Forthish stands and puts away his small stool.

"You kinda mean. And lazy. You'd make a good goblin!"

Empire of the Sun Discussion
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4

Did you want me to make a separate alias for Tuk Tuk?
Table 1
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4

Tuk Tuk will charge and bite
bite: 1d20 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 3 + 2 = 8 (charge)
damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9

link:

“Well I’m glad I didn’t make fun of your slinging “
“We’re out of practice I guess.”
“There’s room for improvement.”

Table 1
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4

Goma will dismount from Tuk Tuk and sling a stone...
sling: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12
damage: 1d3 ⇒ 1

link:

"Crap. All right, go forth and do some mayhem"
"I'm not ready yet."
"All right. Whenever your ready then."
"Thank you. You shouldn't rush an artist. Did I hurry you along when you were jibber jabbering?"
"Just go kill something!"

Table 1
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4

link:

“What? What’s going on. I kinda drifted off there for a minute”
“Seriously? Impending battle isn’t holding your interest?”
“All the talking was boring.”
“Well sorry for not providing sufficient entertainment.”
“That’s ok. This next bit should be fun. Hey! Why am I all sparkly? Am I a vampire wolf now?”
“I cast mage armor on you a moment ago.”
“Oh. Too bad. Thanks though.”
“Have fun.”

Table 1
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4

in goblin:
”So now you first to die for Lamashtu. Maybe the pack will feed on your bones. Not to late to change your mind.”

Goma init: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9
Tuk Tuk init: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

Beside Maicoh
Table 1
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4

Casting for the intimidation factor. goblins are impressed by spellcasting :-)
Table 1
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4

Goma will speak loudly enough for the goblins to overhear, ”He say that chief expected us. She say they will fight us to make tribe strong. I don’t think he so sure that he want to fight us though.”

Casting mage armor on Tuk Tuk

in goblin:
”Maybe you chief is happy you not bring us. Maybe she think tribe stronger with you dead? These guys want to kill you.” he says, gesturing at the party behind him. ”I no want to kill you. Not help out woman chief. Maybe you help me out, yes?”

Casting guidance
diplomacy: 1d20 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 4 + 1 = 18
Table 1
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4

Paizo ate my last post! Lets try again...

Quote:
Seeing as you seem to think that you know better. And no, I cannot yet translate, I'd have to use magic to do so.

"Is why you brought me, yes? Verry smart."

cast guidance
diplomacy: 1d20 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 4 + 1 = 11

To the goblins:
"Hey, monkey butts. You chief may be woman, but I bet she not be happy you not bring us to see her. I bet she want to decide herself if she want war!
Table 1
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4

”They don’t speak to good . Hard to understand but they has a woman chief. I not see that before. Very strange. Back home there was woman goblin named Vorka who was powerful witch, but she lived by herself in swamp.”
Table 1
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4
Sun DM wrote:
Goma: "Up to you if it's over your dead bodies" sounds like an Intimidate roll. I am going to assume that you believe that and "These are mighty warriors" as that makes the situation easier.

He does believe that we’re mighty warriors, at least in relationship to the average goblin. Big heavily armed humans and a goblin riding a wolf is likely to be intimidating. Goma also thinks that he’s being diplomatic. My belief is that goblin diplomacy isn’t subtle. I was expecting a lot of back and forth boasting and bluffing. If I'm wrong let me know and I’ll change tactics. I certainly don’t want to start a PVP situation! Sorry if I’m stepping on peoples toes.

Goma is also sincere in his belief that if we surrender we will be tortured and killed, because... goblins.
Table 1
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4

int: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 1 = 19
Table 1
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4
Forthish wrote:
Forthish purses his lips together accompanied with a disappointed look as he averts his gaze toward Goma. He tilts his head slightly and his words are icy, "Goma, you said several times that you were going to translate. I did not, in fact, give them the ultimatum that you did. If you cannot handle the job of translator, then I will take over in your stead. I also imagine that our leashholders are none too pleased about you trying to pick a fight with these goblins. You may just get a shorter leash. Now apologize to the goblins and then translate the original message."

"You speak goblin? why you not just talk yourself?"

"No kill. We just start to negotiate. You careful what you say though. Some speak common."

in goblin:

"These are mighty warriors. One way or another they will speak to your chief. Up to you if it's over your dead bodies."
Table 1
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4

link:

"Are you really going to surrender?"
"No, of course not. First thing they'd demand that we drop our weapons. Then they tie us up. Then things would really start going down hill fast."
"The silver tongued dude might not like that."
"Then he should have learned how to speak goblin. Not that he would have been able to use all his big words. Goblin language is descriptive but not particularly complicated."
"So what are you going to say?"
"Strip out all the fancy words and ask to see the chief."
"Sure, what could possibly go wrong."

in goblin:

"Take us to see your chief or we will kill all of you."

link:

"Well, that was succinct."
"Like I said, goblin language is uncomplicated."

Table 1
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4

”I say if you want but it not turn out like you want. They will just kill and eat us. Probably after much torture. Goblins are mean.” Goma will say without any apparent irony.
Empire of the Sun Discussion
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4

I’m a little confused here. Was our mission to cede control of this fort to the goblins? Or was this just a turn of phrase I’m unfamiliar with (Not that the current conversation would be out of character for Goma either way).
Table 1
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4
Forthish wrote:
A flash of annoyance appears on Forthish's face and disappears just as quickly. A charming smile is all that remains. "Goma, you are our translator right? Please translate that we will be surrendering this castle to them. It is custom, of course, to draw up papers to make the transition legitimate. We can, of course, only do that with their chief"

”Goma best translator! But no understand. How we surrender castle to them? They already have castle, yes? Better we tell them to surrender or we smash them! Take castle for us. Much better.”

Table 1
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4

knowledge local: 1d20 ⇒ 2

Maicoh: "Don't know. Maybe half goblin? What they be sleeping with to make that?""

Foryhish: "You want surrender? Better to run away. Gobins not be good to you if you surrender."
Table 1
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4

”Where did the tin men go? I want my stuff!”
Table 1
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4

Goma looks about suspiciously, "Why nobody say nothin?"
Table 1
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4

I’ve updated Goma’s gear list striking out everything that’s missing. Undoubtably he’ll get replacements before we set out!
Table 1
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4

While no ones looking Goma will steal his spoon.
slight of hand: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16

link:

“Feel better?”
“A little. It’s a start.”
“It’s a spoon.”
“I’ll get all my stuff back, wait and see.”
“Well, you’re in good shape if we’re attacked by a bowl of soup.”

Table 1
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4

Goma will slump over to the covered wagon and get some food.
Table 1
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4

link:

“I take it back. This Pan person had time to steal my stuff and she’s acting suspiciously.”
“I suppose she might have taken it just to mess with you.”
“She’s never even met me!”
“It must have been pretty obvious which gear was yours. Goblin equipment is... distinctive.”
“And there is a lot of discrimination against goblins here.”
“So what do you want to do?”
“Keep an eye on her. Try and sniff out my stuff if you can.”
“Got it.”

Goma sighs tragically, ”Trade? Got nothing to trade. Just prison rags. That was everything Goma had in whole world. All gone”
Table 1
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4

”All stuff! All Goma stuff gone. Goma has nothing! They steal all.”

link:

“Are you sure one of these guys stole it?”
“No, they didn’t have any opportunity. Probably one of the guards.”
“i don’t know. Their equipment seemed a lot nicer than yours.”
“My gear was just as good. It just didn’t look like it.”
“Ah, so your stuff was in disguise.”
“Exactly.”

GM: I sent you a message
Table 1
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4

Goma runs to the wagon and bounces up and and down eagerly waiting for his possessions. ”Get Goma’s stuff first! Goma has best stuff. You no steal!” He’ll watch carefully as everyone’s gear is offloaded to make sure no one grabs his things, unfortunately once the wagon is empty Goma’s equipment is nowhere to be seen. He’ll climb into the wagon and check for himself then wail, ”Someone stole Goma’s stuff! You promise stuff back. You promise!”

Like a forlorn traveler standing an empty baggage carousel after everyone else has collected their luggage. Which way to the baggage claim?
Table 1
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4

link:

“Do you know what he’s talking about?”
“No, not really. It makes him sound like a zombie or something. In which case I don’t want to bite him. I don’t imagine he’d taste very good.”
“I’ve had worse.”
“I know. I’ve smelled your breath.”
“Thank you.”
“Ever consider eating a mint?”
“No, I like my breath like this.”
“Just my luck. I could have be the eidolon of a nice smelling elf but I get a goblin.”
“Ah, you like it. I’m way more exciting than some stuck up elf.”
“Hmm, maybe.”
“You also could have been an eidolon of some dead guy. Imagine a zombie riding around on your back.”
“Point taken. Just try to aim your breath downwind.”

For no apparent reason Goma takes a deep breath and blows it in Tuk Tuk’s face. Much to the latter’s apparently distaste.

”o.k. He’s dead... or deadish. No heal deadish guy. Got it.”
Table 1
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4
Mister Quinlan wrote:

Mister Quinlan smiles at Goma's comments. "I quite like you style my friend. I have met a few Goblins in the past, and I must say, you are by far one of the best spoken I have ever met. Also, you seem to understand the world well."

Directing his attention to Lar, Mister Quinlan states: "This talk of healing wands does concern me. While I am here to help you, I must let you know I have certain requirements, you see that which heals you harms me. I would request, if possible, you ensure that whomever will be healing understand this, and that I must be healed by negative energy. I find that wands and potions of" using air quotes "wounds, to be very beneficial to my survival."

”Wounds make you better? Tuk Tuk can make wounds for you. All you want!”

Table 1
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4

”O.K. We try talk talk first.”

link:

“This isn’t going to work is it.”
“Not a chance. Goblins aren’t big on negotiation. You’re either strong enough to take what you want or you’re food.”
“You going to tell them?”
“No. I want them feeling all brave and strong, standing between me and the horde.”
“Works for me. Pretty sure I can outrun a horde of hungry goblins, even with you on my back.”
“That’s the plan.”
“And if they do catch up you can just dismiss me before dining commences.”
“Hey!”

Table 1
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4

”Longshanks make better noises, and they taste better. Goblin taste nasty.”
Table 1
Goma:
Male Goblin Summoner/1 | HP 20/20 | AC:18 | Fort:+1 | Ref:+3 | Will:+3 | Init:+3 | Perc: +1
Tuk Tuk:
Eidolon/1 | HP 13/14| AC:16(20)| Fort:+3 | Ref:+4 | Will:+0 | Init:+2 | Perc: +4

”We get to torture? Is good. How you feel about torture of other longshanks? Much fun, yes?”
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