Ghost of Yesterdays Yet-to-Come's page

*walks away, falls down cleverly disguised spiked pit trap*

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Medic...

OK, you're an ambulance.

Wait, I've messed up the punchline. Could you fall into the hole with the spikes again, and I'll take another stab it?

I feel obligated to make a Pope Cerebus and/or Church & State joke here, but cannot think of one.

Wait, what's happening to my thread in six days... Why won't it be someplace you can find it.

{shakes stale popcorn chains} Ooooooooo, 2016 still has a few surprises for you yet, Yebenezer!