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I just let my enemies bleed all over my DYRE WÜLF banner. It's so much more metal that way.

If you rub Tahonikepsu's belly, her back claw will thump into the ground hard enough to cause a small earthquake.

Challenge accepted!

I heard the starstone cathedral was really created by Sarenrae and the whole Aroden thing is just a lie. The cathedral is actually sucking power away from the starstone and is using it to fuel the cloning vats deep below Absalom that have been pumping out all those clerics we adventure with all the time.

As the lead singer of DYRE WÜLF, Absolom's greatest Adamantine Metal band, I think I might have some retraining to do while I settle into my new headquarters in demon skull mountain. Rock on!

One last comment. Mammoth Riders Cavalry. That is all.

TALDOR FOR LIFE!!! DYRE WÜUULF!!!! Army of exploration represent!

Although we couldn't have done it without those mammoth riders, they were proper metal too. As were the waves and waves of Andorans who volunteered to catch the arrows aimed at all my Taldan brothers.

Thanks for running a great game, Alex! The scenario is one of the most memorable I've played to date, although it did run quite long. Having 2 uncommon mechanics in it was definitely the cause, but they really helped to amp up the "epic" factor of the scenario.

Oh hey a new venue full of Taldans! Right on. You'll have to schedule my band sometime when we're in town. Mostly we've been playing out of this grungy warehouse in the Docks. I'm sure your theater'll be a much better place for Absolom's greatest adamantine metal band, DYRE WÜLF, to play.

What's your policy on Pyrotechnics?

Axil and I should totally jam sometime. Around here I started Absolom's greatest adamantium-death-hair-prog metal band. The ladies know us as DYRE WÜLF.

You haven't lived until you've heard my band DYRE WÜLF's power ballads.

This is why you start a band and formally induct new roadies every mission!

Even without any mechanical benefits, this is a great thing to do. I mean, for instance, I'm the lead singer of Absalom's greatest up-and-coming band, DYRE WÜLF. I've got a few other pathfinder agents joining the band, and I tend to sign on the rest I run around adventures with temporarily as roadies, porters, and security. I'm working on getting this grungy little warehouse in the Puddles that I cleaned out for that Karela guy fixed up so we can play out of it, and I'll be sure to invite everyone to the opening gig. Especially Ollysta...I think she'll really love our heavy adamantine sound.

Anyway, I think I've heard of a few other Chelaxian martial orders, so you might be surprised at how much of a tradition it is. Hamatulatsu comes to mind, but there are at least a few other big ones.