GM Ellix |
It is a sad day indeed for the inhabitants of the Sootscale Warrens. The lair was entirely empty except for its central room, here the few remaing Kobolds of Clan Sootscale gathered around the remains of their dead chieftan.
"Ack, is bad luck to be without Chief, and scaleless come and take our things, kill Chief, intend to run off with beautiful Kobold women to replace nasty hairy things they call female." said Xanriaxz before continuing "Needs new Chief to avenge tribe Sootscale, I am new Chief! I call myself, Chief Sootscale!!" Chief Sootscale finished.
But Morkmet interjected "Bah, Chief Sootscale not fit to lead, I am new Chief Sootscale" declared Chief Sootscale.
Soon the hall was awash in arguing as Chief Sootscale called Chief Sootscale a coward for not fighting the scaleless, while Chief Sootscale stabbed Chief Sootscale with a nasty wicked nail.
Soon the wisest amongst them all, Chief Sootscale; stepped fowards and said "Enough talk, scaleless took all furry beasties when they left, we has no foods. Scaleless has foods, Chief Sootscale told me yesterday, they grow big radishes. We take radishes and eats them, then we decide who is Chief Sootscale." Chief Sootscale looked quite pleased with himself, before Chief Sootscale stabbed him from behind with a trident.
"Chief Sootscale agrees! We needs the bravest of kobolds to volunteer to takes delicious radishes from the scaleless. Then whens they returns, we talk about who is to be Chief. Who volunteers!?"