Freehold DM's Clone Emporium's page

Other me appears to be sleeping in today. Good for them.

*Offers hugs to anyone who wants or needs them."

observes, scribbles notes

Fascinating.

So soon as one drama-bomb is dealt with, another is starting to boil. And this player seems equally oblivious as the last as to why they're the problem. Argh. I have a headache already.

fires net gun

Awright! I caught an Orthos!

:O

A clone Emporium..... I hope they don't do posts for how much the hate Wheldon, lest we instantly double the size of the thread.

One day...

I hate them so much, I created a clone to fully express my feelings.

I like PonPonPon

I wish somebody would give me a buncha money for doing dumb s%&#.

Yes.... YES!!! breaks out rusty old net gun and snares some werewolf

Moorluck wrote:

Nen(Persian), "ancient waters".

Troy(Irish), "water".
VARUNESH(Indian),“lord of water”.
ANMAR(Arabian),“clean water”.

Hmmm, I like these but can't decide.

Mizu (Japanese) "water"

A..a clone? After so long...

I really hope the clone posts come back. Most of my stock went feral a while back.

Wrangling another clone always helps to turn the day around a bit. uses net gun, tranqs on Urinsane

To lech, or not to lech. That is the question.

Heh, who am I kidding? Lechery is always an option. :D

Places other than my store would be a GREAT start.

Fences off the stock Enjoy your godless holiday!

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a clone!? its been so long! captures, processes clone

I thinks I'm alone in here. :/

I thinks I'm alone in here. :/

I thinks I'm alone in here. :/

I thinks I'm alone in here. :/

I thinks I'm alone in here. :/

I thinks I'm alone in here. :/

sacks Clone Moorlucks You're never alone. At least not anymore.

Almost to the next page.

Almost to the next page.

Almost to the next page.

Almost to the next page.

Almost to the next page.

OoH! And Moorluck Clones as well? This is a red letter day.

sacks Moorluck Clones for Solnes Horde Support Division Processing

O.O PMG fixed the clone posting! Awww! I was having fun with that!

O.O PMG fixed the clone posting! Awww! I was having fun with that!

O.O PMG fixed the clone posting! Awww! I was having fun with that!

O.O PMG fixed the clone posting! Awww! I was having fun with that!

O.O PMG fixed the clone posting! Awww! I was having fun with that!

O.O PMG fixed the clone posting! Awww! I was having fun with that!

Apparently, he did not. Sacks Clone Solnes for Clone Solnes Horde Processing

Moff Rimmer wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Yeah, I don't get the whole taking a dump in weird places thing. It's just messed up, the kind of thing even most kids have the better sense not to do.

Yeah for defecation stories...

** spoiler omitted **

WTH?? People man...people are animals.

WTH?? People man...people are animals.

WTH?? People man...people are animals.

WTH?? People man...people are animals.

WTH?? People man...people are animals.

assigns disgusted Solnes Clones to "Heavy Regular" unit of the Solnes Horde, hoping their anger will fuel their skill

2 pm already? Where does the time go?

tosses random Solnes Clone into a sack for Solnes Clone Horde Processing

No idea!

Gary Teter wrote:

Well, I wanted to give others at least half a shot at making rpg superhero.

RPG Superhero? What and when is that?

tranqs multiple super-rare Sharoth clones and begins training them into elite anti-Whedon infantry

[EDIT]- Nekkid clone wranglin' and hateratin' for TOP!!!

WooT! Bathroom finally finished, as well as hallway and another load of laundry done. Now I just need to fold the 4 loads sitting on the loveseat. :P

WooT! Bathroom finally finished, as well as hallway and another load of laundry done. Now I just need to fold the 4 loads sitting on the loveseat. :P

WooT! Bathroom finally finished, as well as hallway and another load of laundry done. Now I just need to fold the 4 loads sitting on the loveseat. :P

Changes the name of the Solnes Clone section of the Emporium to "The Horde"

Moff Rimmer wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Still feeling rough, but the soup and grilled cheese that hubby whipped up helps greatly. :)

I've never tried whipping grilled bread products to help others feel better. Makes me wonder what else goes on in the Moore household...

Or ... maybe not.

I like it rough....uhm..uh..we weren't talking about...uh yeah. Never mind.

unleashes horde of Solnes Clones to welcome their new sister

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Moorluck Quintuplets wrote:

Nekkid Moorluck clones abusing their magical beast?

O_o

That'sa lotta Moorluck clones! I hope someone remembered to program them with Order 66 against trolls.

66? We got implanted with Order 69.

PHOONT PHOONT PHOONT

Yeesh! This is going to affect the market value of Clone Moorlucks! Was this Clone Solnes' plan all along???!?!?!??!

Paris Crenshaw wrote:

dialing

"Hello? Magical Beast Abuse Hotline? Yes. I need your help. My griffon is curled up in the corner crying, and he won't tell me what's wrong."

I swear, that griffon came on to us!!

PHOONT

Man, that's a lot of Moorlucks. Good thing I took advice from those Clone Solnes on Moorluck harvesting.

Crimson Jester wrote:

Cloned Moorlucks, now ALL the hot chicks will be taken.

Nekkid Moorluck clones abusing their magical beast?

O_o

PHOONT

Man. Looks like the Moorluck harvest is good this year...

I could really use for there to be two of me about now.

What the hell. It's the holidays.

unleashes Lynora clones

Go! Your original needs your help!!!

Hmmmm...maybe maybe my clones and I should start our own choir. Just an idea.

What an excellent idea! tranqs clones

I think when they wake up, I'll bill 'em as a barbershop quartet.

Loads up the repeating crossbow and takes aim at the BT clones.

I heard they make great stuffing. :P

Ah ah ah!!! Noooooo shooting the stock! If you want to kill a BT clone, you're gonna have to buy one!

It's cool, but it's a little to cartoony for fantasy work for my tastes.

Huff..puff..huff..puff...

WHEW. Man, did they make me work for it. I almost lost a few CJs in the bargain, but thanks to the timely arrival of a naked angel or two, we now have the ULTRA-RARE BTs in stock!!!

CLONES! FORM UP! This is to be a purely DEFENSIVE OPERATION! NO preemptive strikes- that means YOU, Clones Moorluck! Watch each others backs! Take neither chances nor prisoners! Let's do this!

CLONES HO!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

rushes to protect stock from ravenous clone-ees

You're just jealous that my clones got TotP.

Well, that explains the nudity. Okay, I'll sell one for the holidays, use the other for the New Year's Baby. Sound good?

Hey Treppa, if you're reading this: I saw on FB that you're getting ready for a concert. What are you playing?

double phoont sound as CCH's(that's shorthand for Clone Celestial Healers!!!) are netted

And just in time for the holidays!

high fives Clone Moorluck and Clone CJ, who then drag angels into white van and drive off

Freehold DM's Clone Emporium wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

Freehold DM's Clone Emporium wrote:

taig's clone wrote:

Ortho is people!

X_X

has Clone Solnes #9 scrape up another dead badgah for dinner

*sigh* A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.

Since you are an emporium, is there anyway I can get a clone of someone?

Of course! Freehold DM's Clone Emporium exists is more than happy to serve the customer! What- or should I say whom- would you like?

I would like a clone of my wife. So we can get down and have a thre.....I mean have wonderful conversations....yeah....

Well, I would need to have your wife post here so that I can collect a clone before I could sell you that clone.

Yes, I realize how that sounds. At Freehold DM's Clone Emporium, we are hardened capitalists.

Freehold DM's Clone Emporium wrote:

taig's clone wrote:

Ortho is people!

X_X

has Clone Solnes #9 scrape up another dead badgah for dinner

*sigh* A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.

Since you are an emporium, is there anyway I can get a clone of someone?

Of course! Freehold DM's Clone Emporium exists is more than happy to serve the customer! What- or should I say whom- would you like?

Ortho is people!

X_X

has Clone Solnes #9 scrape up another dead badgah for dinner

*sigh* A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.

It's a good thing I'm workin on the website today! Talking to customers without a brain is a bad thing!

Hrm. This one seems kinda brainless, but it DID come up with the crotch mirror idea..maybe there's some market reasearch we could do on the subject. hollow phoont sound as yet another clone 11 is netted and dragged back to showroom

Happy Veterans' Day to my fellow US FAWTLies. I'm proudly serving by participating in exercises at sea, today.

Somebody who's able to enjoy the day off, please make sure to enjoy a beer (or three) for me, okay? ;)

Happy Veterans' Day to my fellow US FAWTLies. I'm proudly serving by participating in exercises at sea, today.

Somebody who's able to enjoy the day off, please make sure to enjoy a beer (or three) for me, okay? ;)

Happy Veterans' Day to my fellow US FAWTLies. I'm proudly serving by participating in exercises at sea, today.

Somebody who's able to enjoy the day off, please make sure to enjoy a beer (or three) for me, okay? ;)

puts down tranquilizer gun

Two and a half hours. I mean, I know the work needs to get done. I know that the kidlet had a bad day today. But rlly? All of it had to come home tonight? We couldn't maybe try spacing some of this crap out? And why is it that the kidlet always comes home with a mountain of homework when I'm on my own with him? It's fifteen minutes to his bedtime and we haven't even had supper yet because I can't supervise his homework and cook at the same time. (He has issues with handwriting, so I often have to transcribe his answers for him.)

pauses to tranq super rare Lynora clone

It's good to know somethings never change. That's about how long I spent on homework when I was his age...I still don't know why they take the subway sandwich approach to homework.

I

think I'm a clone now.

I think I'm a clone now.

I think I'm a clone now.

lures Sharoth clones into white van with promises of a Buffy marathon, cackles with glee as the doors close and drives off into the sunset, drinking Freehold DM brand Haterade and driving

Ah. Refreshing, even when you're commiting multiple counts of clone-kidnapping. And don't worry folks, Freehold DM brand Haterade is both alcohol- and HFCS-free, so you can enjoy a cold glass even while operating heavy machinery and participating in dubious activities.

*stressed*

tranqs the super-rare lynora clone...and offers mild sedatives to the stressed lynora original

Ice Cream Clone Cereal?

Ice Cream Clone Cereal?

Ice Cream Clone Cereal?

Ice Cream Clone Cereal?

Ice Cream Clone Cereal?

Uhh..Yes, Ice Cream Clone Cereal. I'm sure it's just as good as the original, as it is a clone of the original. However, I'm sure it's balanced for the special nutritional needs of a clone's diet. Whatever those needs may be.

Freehold DM wrote:

Emperor7 wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Jyu1ch1 wrote:

Naked confused dance for the top of the page? =S

strokes chin Yes....yes...excellent moves. And confusion. Do I have a clone of you yet? I still need to break the back of Big Cereal so I can have Ice Cream Clone cereal back in circulation, and I need confused, dancing clones to do it.

fixed it for ya...

My GOD...

Why didn't I THINK of that!

Attention Clones! You will all be paid in Ice Cream CLONE cereal upon our eventual victory over the cereal companies! That's right, each of you will get a bowl full of Ice Cream Clone cereal, full of all the vitamins and minerals a growing clone needs! Or whatever it is you need, as none of you seem to have grown or anything like that since you were captur- ah, liberated. Anyway....Clones! MARCH!

X_X

scrapes up Taig clone's corpse And BADGAH STEW for dessert!!!

Freehold DM wrote:

Jyu1ch1 wrote:

Naked confused dance for the top of the page? =S

strokes chin Yes....yes...excellent moves. And confusion. Do I have a clone of you yet? I still need to break the back of Big Cereal so I can have Ice Cream Clone cereal back in circulation, and I need confused, dancing clones to do it.

fixed it for ya...

My GOD...

Why didn't I THINK of that!

Attention Clones! You will all be paid in Ice Cream CLONE cereal upon our eventual victory over the cereal companies! That's right, each of you will get a bowl full of Ice Cream Clone cereal, full of all the vitamins and minerals a growing clone needs! Or whatever it is you need, as none of you seem to have grown or anything like that since you were captur- ah, liberated. Anyway....Clones! MARCH!

Freehold DM wrote:

Jyu1ch1 wrote:

Naked confused dance for the top of the page? =S

strokes chin Yes....yes...excellent moves. And confusion. Do I have a clone of you yet? I still need to break the back of Big Cereal so I can have Ice Cream Cone cereal back in circulation, and I need confused, dancing clones to do it.

Uh yea.....*stuffs clones in closet at work*

picks lock at 11's job

BE FREE, clone 11s!!!! Join my clone army! Clothing is optional! Mwahahahaahhahahahaahahahahahaha!!!!

Freehold DM's Clone Emporium wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

no clones allowed.

blows maritime whistle Cleanup on aisle FAWLTY!

Did I do that?

Give me your tired, your poor, your particularly hideous clones, and I will give them a new home and jobs doing things the people they were cloned from don't have time to do!

tranqs Wizard of Chaos

NO, clone Solnes, you don't have to pick that up. That's what we have all these CJ clones for. Hop to it, gentlemen.

no clones allowed.

blows maritime whistle Cleanup on aisle FAWLTY!

Mmmmmmmm.....sport.

tosses net with mouse squeaky toy inside of it over clone Allen

Excellent! Got 'em in ONE! I hope you like badgah stew, cuz that's what we're having for dinner.

Mothman wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Mothman wrote:

PirateDevon wrote:

The phrase "thinking about sport" smacks of a non-US English user. I love the idea of a giant Mothman with an accent!

Mhhmmm listening to too much Andy Zaltzman.

Ha! You're right actually, this particular Mothman has an Australian accent.

Thank you for this bit of info. You are not allowed to address Solnes in any of your post. Nothing against Australians, it's just that accent makes her panties fall off. :P

I will certainly not address your good lady in an inappropriate accent my friend.

But yeah ... I’ve noticed similar phenomena in other Americans (and to some extent Brits). Love it. ;-)

You would. lol

unleashes clone Solnes horde, which is hungry for a new Moorluck to join their stable of Moorluck

Freehold DM's Clone Emporium wrote:

PirateDevon wrote:

The 8th Dwarf wrote:

Allen Taliesin wrote:

lynora wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

lynora wrote:

taig wrote:

lynora wrote:

Sad panda. :(

** spoiler omitted **(random academic nonsense)

<Insert snark about stupid academic requirements, and the inability of colleges and universities to accept "outside" credit because it's not theirs.>

Exactly. :)

Since I need a certain number of credits for financial aid and I'm totally stymied on most classes pertaining to my field of study until I pass the next math class I'm now trying to decide whether to take Geology or Intro to Cultural Anthropology. Decisions, decisions....

I recommend Intro to Cultural Anthropology.

I'm leaning that way, but only if it doesn't interfere with the schedule for Anatomy.

I second Cultural Anthro. As long as you can do it, of course.

I did Paleoanthropology as part of my Archaeology minor (Majored in Classics and Ancient History)- I now work in IT for a Bank :-). It was a lot of fun. Espcialy learning how to make stone tools and ID bones by gender and age.

Cultural should be interesting as it gets into living societies although Geology can be interesting as well with tectonics, and volcanoes.

Volcanoes beat cultures. Every time. Go Volcanoes!

hollow *phoont* sound as tranquilizer dart flies into the neck of PirateDevon clone

Nice shot, clone Treppa! I'm not sure about his wardrobe, but I'm sure we can find a buyer who's into pirates. No, selling him to a ninja for "research" wouldn't be right...I'm not running a chop shop.

*Sneaks in, steals all the clones, and escapes by leaping ahead of the explosion*

Oh my GOD...

That incredibly handsome man is stealing all my CLONES!!

Ah well, no matter. I have them biogenetically marked for just this reason. They'll come home soon enough.

X_X

Tag and bag that dead badgah, clone Solnes! We eat tonight!

The 8th Dwarf wrote:

Allen Taliesin wrote:

lynora wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

lynora wrote:

taig wrote:

lynora wrote:

Sad panda. :(

** spoiler omitted **(random academic nonsense)

<Insert snark about stupid academic requirements, and the inability of colleges and universities to accept "outside" credit because it's not theirs.>

Exactly. :)

Since I need a certain number of credits for financial aid and I'm totally stymied on most classes pertaining to my field of study until I pass the next math class I'm now trying to decide whether to take Geology or Intro to Cultural Anthropology. Decisions, decisions....

I recommend Intro to Cultural Anthropology.

I'm leaning that way, but only if it doesn't interfere with the schedule for Anatomy.

I second Cultural Anthro. As long as you can do it, of course.

I did Paleoanthropology as part of my Archaeology minor (Majored in Classics and Ancient History)- I now work in IT for a Bank :-). It was a lot of fun. Espcialy learning how to make stone tools and ID bones by gender and age.

Cultural should be interesting as it gets into living societies although Geology can be interesting as well with tectonics, and volcanoes.

Volcanoes beat cultures. Every time. Go Volcanoes!

hollow *phoont* sound as tranquilizer dart flies into the neck of PirateDevon clone

Nice shot, clone Treppa! I'm not sure about his wardrobe, but I'm sure we can find a buyer who's into pirates. No, selling him to a ninja for "research" wouldn't be right...I'm not running a chop shop.

Moff Rimmer wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Ok then...........

And -- No. Dammit -- it's not "ok". How the hell do people go through life with two brain cells? And when did it become my job to fix it?

This has become a common topic of conversation lately. 'Haves' and 'have nots' work for brain cells as well as money. And the two are not necessarily related.

And..uh..yeah, we need another clone Treppa. Get that one too. My stuff needs proofreading, and the one clone Treppa we have is complaining of being overworked.