Ezekiel Andervalst's page

Friendly reminder that Ezekiel carried the team on his G L O R I O U S B A R B A R I A N B A C K even in death.

Then I'll start working on a G L O R I O U S B R A W L E R.

Dozer flies at 60 ft per round.

ya boi: 3d6 + 17 ⇒ (5, 1, 4) + 17 = 27

Be sure to retrieve Zeke's stuff and body, I bet Caromarc can resurrect people.

Yeah. Were I allowed a standard, drinking a CMW that heals for 15 would let him survive at 0 hit points (-27 + 15 = -12, add his raging health for 0, drink another potion). As things stand (barring retrieving the rope of climbing and sending it to the wall)...

G L O R I O U S T H R O W N H A M M E R

20?: 1d20 ⇒ 16 Nope.

He'd hit the ground in 3.5 seconds, mathematically speaking.

As it starts within his reach, Ezekiel will unleash two whirling hammer blows into the elemental.

1d20 + 11 ⇒ (3) + 11 = 14
3d6 + 17 ⇒ (4, 3, 5) + 17 = 29

1d20 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12
3d6 + 17 ⇒ (5, 3, 5) + 17 = 30

1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24
1d4 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6

"I think it best to be polite. To create something so strong as the Beast, one would need to be very powerful himself, yes?"

Ezekiel knocks on the door.

So what you're saying is...

G L O R I O U S F U L L A T T A C K

Zeke delivers two crushing earthbreaker blows to the creature - only snapping his jaws at it in a likely unnecessary afterthought.

1d20 + 11 ⇒ (18) + 11 = 29
3d6 + 17 ⇒ (3, 4, 5) + 17 = 29

1d20 + 6 ⇒ (19) + 6 = 25
3d6 + 17 ⇒ (6, 3, 5) + 17 = 31

1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9
1d4 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7

you can't slam with the space jam man

Ezekiel steps up to the creature and hits it.

1d20 + 11 ⇒ (18) + 11 = 29
3d6 + 17 ⇒ (3, 2, 5) + 17 = 27

Dozer flies. We can both take point.

"They have done nothing. If you tried, I would be force to stop you."

Ezekiel gives the goblin who spoke five silver. "That is for the debt Drugnash owed you."

He then gives each goblin a gold piece. "And that is for your help."

Poked brian on steam.

So which ones are still Acided?

Will be fairly busy tomorrow, so have a full-attack JIC I can't post until late in the evening.

1d20 + 11 ⇒ (11) + 11 = 22
3d6 + 17 ⇒ (2, 6, 4) + 17 = 29

1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19
3d6 + 17 ⇒ (2, 4, 2) + 17 = 25

1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 16
1d4 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6

Hopefully that should do the trick.

Ezekiel unleashes two devastating hammer blows, followed by a grinding bite.

1d20 + 11 ⇒ (6) + 11 = 17
3d6 + 17 ⇒ (2, 1, 2) + 17 = 22

1d20 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10
3d6 + 17 ⇒ (1, 3, 2) + 17 = 23

1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12
1d4 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6

those rolls though

Oh, okay then.

Ezekiel goes to attack the troll up the staircase.

1d20 + 11 ⇒ (8) + 11 = 19
3d6 + 17 ⇒ (2, 3, 2) + 17 = 24

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'd have to be pretty stupid to singlehandedly G L O R I O U S A T T A C K all three trolls.

Also, I don't think I can rage yet - I'm still fatigued from my last rage, unless the trolls either showed up immediately or 3+ rounds after we killed the trollhounds.

So can I reach it, or does the stair slow me down?

Ezekiel comes on and slams.

1d20 + 11 ⇒ (3) + 11 = 14 Ok then.
3d6 + 17 ⇒ (3, 1, 6) + 17 = 27

Someone ID that black tube thingy.

Then Ezekiel attacks it.

1d20 + 11 ⇒ (18) + 11 = 29
3d6 + 17 ⇒ (5, 6, 3) + 17 = 31

1d20 + 6 ⇒ (20) + 6 = 26
3d6 + 17 ⇒ (6, 5, 6) + 17 = 34

1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 16
1d4 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6

Confirm Second Attack: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (20) + 6 = 26
6d6 + 33 ⇒ (1, 1, 3, 1, 3, 5) + 33 = 47

I thought it was out cold. If not, then Ezekiel would attack it, so see above.

Get back up and stop raging, I guess.

"Both dogs are out cold" implies only two, but you said three earlier, so assuming there's one left.

Ezekiel shrugs, ignoring the pain, and gets back up to hit the last dog. Unless it's within my reach, in which case I'll just smash it without risking an AoO, and I'll do a G L O R I O U S F U L L A T T A C K.

1d20 + 11 ⇒ (19) + 11 = 30
3d6 + 17 ⇒ (4, 5, 3) + 17 = 29

G L O R I O U S F U L L A T T A C K ? If so, apply -4 to all these attacks.

1d20 + 6 ⇒ (12) + 6 = 18
3d6 + 17 ⇒ (5, 5, 2) + 17 = 29

1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 15
1d4 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9

Ezekiel steps up and slams. Why couldn't one of them go first so I get to do a G L O R I O U S F U L L A T T A C K?

1d20 + 11 ⇒ (4) + 11 = 15
3d6 + 17 ⇒ (6, 6, 1) + 17 = 30

come on and slam, twice every round, because I T E R A T I V E A T T A C K S B O Y S

hopefully won't matter, as I have +8 vs most charm effects, since superstition will trip on most of them and I don't think many things at this level will have powerful compulsions with high dcs.

Hopefully we won't run into anything that uses charms/compulsions, but evidently carrion is a meatgrinder, so I'm not going to take the risk. But that's fine, Rynj.

It's cheaper if you get the cracked prism. Also, I get my iterative attack soon, each hitting for ~30 damage. Decent rolls is all it would take if I were to get controlled.

Upgraded to a mithril breastplate, 3k gp remaining, thinking of grabbing the wayfinder and a dusty prism or whatever for the protection from charms/compulsion because by 6th I'll be able to one-round most of ya'll.

The light armor one. I need dat 40 foot move speed tho. Also obligatory G L O R I O U S B A R B A R I A N N E V E R D I E S

Screw ranged weapons. I think I'll do the cloak of resistance +1 and some +1 chain.

I have a little over 2500 gold left - any other key magic items I should buy?

Sounds good. Shelling out 2k to upgrade my hammer.

DC 13 Fort, 50 Gold a pop, 10 ft radius, 1 round of blindness.

Flash powder also has a really low DC coupled with a low radius. Sell?

The weapons and stuff, for sure. Also, aren't the DCs on wands really low, so hold person isn't very good? Same goes for ghost sound.

Oh gosh, sell that stuff. We poor martial characters desperately need our gear.

So I can afford a +1 weapon finally, but only just - I imagine, as I would need to buy a large one, I would have to wait for it to get made. Should I get one, or do we have to move out? we also have a bunch of stuff we need to sell.

"Thank you."

G L O R I O U S B A R B A R I A N C A N N O T D I E

"Let's go the stuff from that Daramid person."

Ezekiel goes to do so.

None that spring to mind.

Turning to the crowd, Ezekiel says "Shut up. We let the court decide what happens."

Ezekiel pauses for a moment, remembering events. "We also found a big dog creature made from many bodies, like the Beast. We killed that."

He lugged them to the court, I mean. They're evidence. I was away when I would have had the chance to say that he grabbed them before court.

Ezekiel, who has been lugging around the tied-up (dead?) bodies of Vorkstag and Grines this entire time without complaint, presents them to the court.

Ezekiel nods to the Beast. "I understand something of your fury. I know the fight you feel, holding it back. You are strong."