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2. Fax machines.

(Which, consequently, you also can't wipe your ass with.)

OK, it being Friday I won't hold out any further on a complete list of my favorite items. Just a list, no specific praise for any specific item because I could go on endlessly.

My own private 32:

The Moonchild Flask was mine.

I take it as a huge compliment that I made your top 32. Thank you.

Aye!

Thomas, let me just start by saying that what you have here has some really strong points. Very creative. I *do* like it.

But . . . and I hate to be the one to ask this, could I politely implore the Paizo community to please refrain from posting homebrew archetypes until after the RPG superstar submissions are due? Could we hold off for just one more day?

Only because if one of the contestants was creating something along these lines, they could very well be criticized for not submitting original work, be left open to accusations of plagiarism, etc.

After 2:00 PST tomorrow though, please have at it!

Ooh yeah, like some really cool pants of displacement ... err, wait, no.

That would be bad.

At last night's Paizo chat, the scoundrel Jacobs and the villainous Mona both declared their hatred for the Flumph. That dastardly Jacobs even went so far as to state that the Flumph would likely *never* appear in a Paizo product, to which the wicked Mona declared that the beast "had seen its day, and that day is past."

Nay! Nay I say!

If you believe in the Flumph and wish to see it saved - sign this petition (and pronounce your love for the beast) here, and join Go Flumph Yourself (GoFY).

We are a grassroots coalition of those with superior tastes who wish to see the Flumph, now high on the endangered RPG species list, preserved for future generations. (Like Greenpeace except, you know, less commitment.)

Won't you help us? GoFY needs you!

Join now, and make those evil curs feel the power of our political pressure!

Save the Flumph - AND GO FLUMPH YOURSELF!!!

81. Your left eye socket has no eye, but instead houses a little set of discolored and jaundiced looking jaws with sharp teeth. The tiny mouth has an impossibly long black tongue, which constantly flicks out and whips the air. While eating, the tongue reaches out and steals portions of food off your utensils. After a meal, the tongue wipes your regular set of lips clean.

I don't know, I think the fight would be a big let down.

They'd probably just start kissin' and huggin' and stuff.

...And....while I'm thinking about it - the halfling wizards wouldn't use paper or papyrus. They could etch their spells into bones and keep a bag of bones to study their spells from, rather than a spellbook. These same bones could be used for casting to divine the future.

For spell components....they could keep fetishes....whereby they actually wear their spell components in braids of dead women's hair, knotted and wrapped in cords around their necks, wrists and waists. They believe that women's hair, when used in their fetishes, makes their spells stronger.

The few scrolls that exist could be written in blood and bile on tanned flesh.

Although...I'm not going for an "evil" halfing society. The halflings just wouldn't see anything wrong with eating their enemies and making good use of all the parts, so nothing goes to waste.