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I would have never guessed

I"m selling clones get the heck out of dodge while your clone tries to capture the win, and experiences all...this

in a home brew game I'm in we have a gay lych named larry that we occasionally run into when we can't get the whole group together, he makes great tea, made of the blood of his enemies.

Oh noes!!! *bunkers down *

Ewwwww no no I don't want to touch it

how big is it though old man? *listens for about 30 seconds* oh.. oh you don't stop

hmm ownder if it work better than the normal ping pong ball, or do you think its like a basketball size? how big is win?

Ew just ew at this point I don't think that I want it

*searches rubble* finds win runs off with it

Cheers :)

probably i do believe i have come down with something feeling quite ill

Well in that case no one I had to get up and go shopping

as long as goattoucher isn't there i think i'd be fine *shudders*

in all serious though i'm so hungry and i haven't been grocery shopping yet. So i'm sitting here hoping that some magic caster will randomly appear and conjure up some food for me bleh.

waits till everyone clears the hotel then loots whatever is left

oh wait is that?!?! yuck just yuck

then precedes to burn the place down

it....it had to be done

I would think it be real world years for age, as the years in pathfinder directly link up to the real world year. ( i forget the pathfinder year currently, but i recall it goes up when ours goes up)

indeed

generally i am saying everything in common

What doth the fox say? dibs

*raids the kitchen* food

Not lately

the time stamp said the last one was posted yesterday?!?! that's far to long

Poog sorta sounds like food maybe that will agree with your stomach a tad better.

a carrier for poison is usually the best use for food, unless you have a slingshot then its great to start bar fights with.

*goes back into hiding*

*removes the bear fur coat she was wearing and scampers off*

sure goddity with all the stuff we've thrown in there plus everything that already was... how was it? *eats doughnuts*

*loots ventor careful not to touch the bucket*

The we be goblins module had a grand old feast and there were different game s like that. the winner got random stuff (you rolled to see if you accomplished certain tasks

*stealthy attaches a bucket to Ventor*

*grabs a bag of popcorn*

*nomnomnom*

i think there are more then that thats just the 2 main ones, plus getting to the dentist would be interesting since they don't really have legs

Ihiyc could you clean up in there while your there the group alchemist threw a bomb in there as a practical joke and I haven't had a chance to yet

yes you are so big your doing a great job of it :)

smell? hmm the fiery breath thing yesterday might have singed my nose a bit, i haven't smelled anything sense then

Banned for not feeling sorry for the banana

sure lets go with that :)

also do you regurgitate bones or do they go through you ?

hmm i'm curious

here eat this *tosses alchemists fire into Bleached Otyugh mouth*

*rips it out* here use this bloody pencil to sign this here erm piece of paper *innocent grin* make sure to sign it with as much of your blood as possible wouldn't want to waste it *grins sweetly*

ah i see *plays solitary in the corner* so alone

i wonder what it would taste like, does it gain the taste as whatever it was?
or is it just like chicken?

would it cooperate if it knew youd eat it? I believe you just cook it

ok :) *grabs a fork* yummy

*sets a mimic chest by the submit post button*

*surrounds the submit post with caltrops*

*rigs up traps at submit post button*

I win for a few minutes

the scariest thing: "should I be stupid with my turn? never mind i'm gonna do it anyway."

Merry Christmas!!! Wish you all a peaceful holidays and that no one wants to fire ball there family ❤️

I have a happier tale to tell I suppose :) I went to my first pfs game a little over a month ago, (at Lightspeed Hobbies in portage IN) and I took my sister who is in high school. I was looking for another game to play sense our home brewed dnd game fell through due to a player being a creep. the gm's took extra time to shuffle around everyone to create a level one table. We played the module we be goblins. and it was a ton of laughs and it was so much fun to just play. Everyone was super helpful with figuring out what we needed to do and it was such a great way to meet a bunch of new people totally loved it. the second game we played was confirmation where we played prejens cause we didn't get how to do feats and that, and once again everyone was super helpful. Then over the next 2 weeks poor Avram (http://paizo.com/people/AvramSuson) gave me his fb and he helped me and my sis build our characters he was so ready to answer any questions, and was so patient with our noobish ways. the latest session was last Thursday first thing he did was grab our sheets double checked to see we were ok. Then dm'ed giving pointers all the while on how to add up our new weapons and stuff. Then they sat down and explained how to level up and now were level two and super exited for the next meeting. :)