Elaugolg Kenafin's page

"Elaugolg Kenafin, my dear." He takes a deep, vaugely mocking bow.

He flashes a toothy smile at the women. "Now, would you grace me with the pleasure of knowing your names?" The sarcasm drips from his words.

*Leans against wall, smirking*
"You two are lucky, you know that? You've got this far just because your mother pulled a few strings. The rest of us, we had to work to get here."

Still working on my sheet, but I'm getting farther.

Having a 22 in both Dexterity and Charisma fills me with a sense of glee I have not felt before.

Well, the DM has disappeared from the boards, so I think this game is beyond bumping, sadly.

Hello, anyone there? Someone? Anyone?

Forgot initiative: Edit: Rolled a 6, for a total of 8.

Elaugolg readys an action to use Eldritch Blast on the first person to show themselves.

Will we have to tattoo "Graz is male!" on your forehead?

Elaugolg follows Grav. through the door.

Stealth:1d20+4=19
Perception:1d20-1=5

Elaugolg walks around the smith, looking for anything that seems vaguely magic.

Arcana, to detect for any magic items:1d20+8=10
And he fails miserabley.

Elaugolg then starts grabbing some of the knifes.

As I said before, I say we should go raid the blacksmith, then the Mayor, then leave.

Also, Graz is male. If you were waxing philosophical and referred to Bow as a beautiful woman, go right ahead.

"Well, shall we move onto the looting portion of this fine adventure?"

Welcome back.

I presume we use Streetwise for this?
Streetwise:1d20+4=9

Elaugolg unlocks the cell doors.

"Now, everyone, I fully expect all of you to go out there and commit various crimes against humanity."

"Well, there goes that plan. Well, if we won't be able to wait until morning, we might as well finish this town off tonight. It's not like we'll be able to get back into the town, after Slave tells everyone how we got in. How did Slave get away, anyway?"

So, any objections to letting out the prisoners, raiding the blacksmith, maybe attacking the mayor's house, then getting the heck out of here?

Well, Rythe's player hasn't posted since early October. Also, does the town have any higher rulers then the mayor, i.e. a lord? I thought of a way to get a room without having to fight through an angry mob.

"So, we let the guards run themselves ragged trying to keep up their little illusion of order all night, then let out the looters at first dawn's light? Hehe, sounds good to me, my draconic friend.", he smirks.

"Now, slave, where can we stay the night without being found out?"

We do still have Slave-boy sitting around somewhere, right?

I think the main point of that sentence was "everyone is sleeping". Can't shoot everyone outside when there's no-one outside in the first place, you know?

"Sure, I'll come along. Better than just sitting here and talking, in any case. Hey, before we go, can I borrow a torch? I didn't bring one, and since we're going to be setting things on fire..."

So, me and Ironhorns go disable the well, we set, for example, the traveler's village on fire, guards go to extinguish the fire, we go get the prisoners out to cause more havoc, then, looting or something.

"Well, it's a tad close to the barracks, and we won't have surprise for long. But, let the guards come. Let the fools awaken. They shall all be cut down.

Hey, the Six Monks Bar! We better not have to fight Tallis and co., though. He's been almost killed enough already.

Well, technically we have 5 medium and a small, but we should all fit.

"Start driving, slave. We need to get to town as soon as possible."

Well, in that case I guess I will drive the second cart.

Elaugolg climbs into the cart and puts on one of the traveler's cloaks and a hat.

Just checking, we all can fit into one cart, right?

Once again, I say we make them take us to the village. If nothing else, we'll get closer than if we just walked up.

Elaugolg walks up to Graz, and tells him, in a voice low enough that the prisoners can't hear, "Now, Graz, we can't kill them yet. We need them to get us into the town. Two deaths now, or many deaths later. Your choice, Graz."

So, who wants to convince the guards to drive us back?

"Heh heh, you groveling sycophants. Perhaps we will allow you to continue on with your pitiable existences. Then again," he says with a malicious grin, "perhaps we won't."

He then draws his sickle, his eyes darting about the area more than usual as he moves towards the begging guards.

Moving out into the main road, Perception: 1d20-1=15
Edit: Didn't notice that the Perception check was only for those looking in the cart. Might as well keep it up.

Happy Birthday! Also, reposting my action for this round.

With a malevolent glimmer in his eyes, Elaugolg makes an arcane gesture and glares at the guard, then moves towards the back of the wagons.
Cursing the guard at H8, then hitting him with an Eyebite: 1d20+5=7, damage 1d6+4=10 1d6=5 15 damage if it hits. Moving to K6, gaining concealment until the end of my next turn.

Note: This is assuming the guard at H8 was one of the ones that attacked me.

My action. once my turn comes up again.
With a malevolent glimmer in his eyes, Elaugolg makes an arcane gesture and glares at the guard, then moves towards the back of the wagons.
Cursing the guard at H8, then hitting him with an Eyebite: 1d20+5=7, damage 1d6+4=10 1d6=5 15 damage if it hits. Moving to K6, gaining concealment until the end of my next turn

"Ah, it looks like we're stopping this bunch the old fashioned way. Now, its time for some fun." Elaugolg then sends a bolt of energy towards the nearest guard.
Eldritch Blast1d20+4=16, 1d10+4=12

Initiative:1d20+2=7

Action will depend on if someone attacks the caravan before I act.

"Graz find gud spot to trick humons. Kart road goz under tall hill with lotz-o cover. Wizwyrm and Graz at top rain down death. Darkone and Bullman at bottom jump out and kill souvivers. Gud plan, yeh?"

Graz blurts out as he returns to camp.

"Sounds good. So I get the cart to stop, you and the kobold hit them from above, then the rest of us come out of hiding and kill all but one of the survivors. Shouldn't have any problems."

"Well, I should be able to convince one of the carts to stop. We leave one of the humans alive to drive us into the town, we all hide in the back, and I don't think that I have to tell any of you what we're going to do once we get in.", Elaugolg says with a malicious grin.

"So, who else is ready for some anarchy?"

I'm ready.

Alright, my character sheet is finally done.

Alright, here are the stats I rolled: STR 8, DEX 13, CON 14, INT 16, WIS 9, CHA 17

I'll have the rest of the sheet up later.

EDIT: Thanks for the link to the random name generator!

Alright, here's an imcomplete version of my drow warlock. Two questions, though.
1. What system of stat generation are we using?
2. Any decent drow-sounding names you know of? I generally suck at coming up with names.