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9 posts. Alias of captain yesterday.
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Perhaps I should switch to monitor sales...
They're putting my kids through Clown College (Princeton).
The first twenty are free, after that we can work on getting some store credit set up.
Bikes! get your bikes here!
They seek Nobody!
(which really isn't my best slogan...)
Bejeweled costs extra, however you're in luck, Edith over in the warehouse brought in her bedazzler, so you can get them bedazzled for NO extra cost.
I know, I know, I'm working my distributors as we speak. I really don't know if I can get enough bikes in time...
begins calling Scrooge McDuckian vault builders for bids and time frame for construction
I'm not sure if there's enough bikes in the world for the carnage that is about to be unleashed...
frantically dials number on cell phone
I'm.. I'm gonna need more bikes! Yeah, as many as you got...
Bikes! Get your bikes here!
Tea seeking models now on sale!