Cleric of Iomedae

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7 posts. Alias of Limeylongears.


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I am pwestently weading the Wevelation of Thaint John the Divine, the only pwophet with an apocalithp.


"Do you, Count Weiner, take this wavishing thuper thex-pot to be your lawful wedded wife, to have and to hold, in death and undeath, for the west of your unnatural life? You do? Thplendid. You may now bite the bwide."

The next poster acted for Supergirl in the subsequent divorce proceedings.


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Bongo Pipeweed wrote:
Stern Authority Figure wrote:
What's this I hear about illicit substances being used on the premises?
It ain't illicit, man. It's, like, Sacramento.

ALL HAIL THE HOLY MENTO!


"THITH ITH A FAMILY THIRCUTH! THITHYYL - THEATHE THITH WAMPANT IMMOWATLITY FORTHWITH, OR THERE'LL BE THMITING LIKE YOU'VE NEVER THEEN BEFAW!"


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Wemove thith thimian thcourge of all that is dethent and holy, and burn itth thethauwuth!


The Big Bad Wolf of Karazhan wrote:
I'm surprised no one is repulsed by the fact I just murdered the ENTIRE Spanish Inquisition (who were on their way to help some orphans receive a new home and some much needed funds) so that the train I'm on was able to continue on its way.

You're such a meanie.


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Sarcasm Elemental wrote:
Angry Mob wrote:
Aranna wrote:
Ok that makes a ton more sense. You are right I wouldn't date outside my religion, you know how bad religious arguments can be.
BURN THE HERETIC!!! WITH FIRE!!!
Oh, you're gonna need more than fire...

He's right. Damp heretics are a nightmare to get going.