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OK, so I noticed that Amiri (a la KM pre-gens)uses a size L bastard sword and has EWP(bastard sword). Does this mean that, with the feat you'd be able to wield this beast two-handed with no penalties, 2h with the -2 penalty, 1 handed with the -2 penalty? I'm a bit confused here. Is the purpose of having the feat so that it can be designated as a 1h weapon and can therefore be used 2 handed (whereas without the feat it wouldn't be weildable at all)?

Your questions were a little confusing but I'll do my best...

The bastard sword can be used 2-handed as a martial weapon. This means there is no penalty. It can be used 1-handed, but will incur the non-proficient penalty unless you take the EWP.

Amiri's case is special; her weapon is Large, sized for a large creature like an ogre or hill giant. I don't know off the top of my head how the feats and penalties apply to an oversized weapon. It may be that the EWP allows her to use the sword 1- or 2-handed with a reduced penalty for being oversized. However, I'd like to get an official explanation before I give a solid answer.

DogBone

To be fair "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka" was a Wayans brothers movie and still quite funny. Who doesn't love a parody of Blaxploitation films?

To be perfectly fair, the term "Wayans Brothers" usually means the two younger brothers, Shawn and Marlon. "Sucka" was made by the eldest brother, Keenen Ivory who, along with Damon, appear to be the only family members with talent. So, please don't hate on "Sucka", it was a rather funny movie.

And my vote for worst movie: that Cullen Blaine masterpiece, R.O.T.O.R.

Here's an actual movie quote: Let me tell you something, mister. You fire me and I'll make more noise than two skeletons making love in a tin coffin, brother.

I also miss Farscape, and Babylon 5, and Firefly (which was never given a chance). I also miss a show called John Doe, anyone remember that one? The guy who knows EVERYTHING about ANYTHING except his own identity. Really had me hooked, even if it hooked no one else.

I am alos pleased to hear CBS changed their mind and renewed Jericho.

Anything else anyone misses?

DogBone